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WHY????? - - J. Nothing negative about it, I actually read the whole post before bed. I hope some will actually read it and think before they attack, but I have a feeling that is too much to wish for... Good night swingers. *G*

Having a Swingres day at lagoon - Swingers at lagoon - Just wear a T-Shirt that says WANNA FUCK ME..? That would work. It

OUCH - Anyone caught swinging bu family or friends? - Ran into Ms. Evil's cousin a few years ago. Were invited to an annual bbq non-swing party by a couple who WERE swingers but they said even though all vanilla sometimes the party could got quite steamy. Hung out, drank a lot and flirted with all the cute vanillas and our hosts. Suddenly (while naked in the hottub) I saw Ms. Evil's cousin walk in. I quickly alerted her and tried to dress her quickly and sneak her around the side of the house but she was just drunk enough to think it would be hilarious to say hi to her cousin. Turns out the cousin was a FWB of the hosts since high school and frequently joined them for sex. Of course the host instantly wanted to play kissing cousins with Ms. Evil and her cousin but she had sobered up enough by then to not want to go there. Still see the cousin every so often and though nothing was ever mentioned we all know...LOL

couples gf? - has any couples thought of this or had/have a gf - [quote=FUCKADOODLEDOO][quote=BADBOY8P]They will always want what u and your hubby have mabey at first they will be happy but in time they will feel like the third wheel im speeking from experience it is lots of fun just expect to be disapointed !!!!! [/quote] For Sure I agree BAD. We had one that over just a couple weeks wanted the hubby to take her as a second wife. When she figured out that wasn't gonna happen she called the police on me stating I beat her up and wanted me arrested. She figured with me out of the way she had a shot with the hubby.Thank goodness for witnesses. We weren't the first couple she tried this with. She is no longer on the site as far as I know. All I gotta say is be way way way careful. Did I mention BE CAREFUL? What helped with all this was the trust the hubby and I have for each other for sure. Sorry if this was long LOL. Gina[/quote] That is scary and sounds like fatal attraction. That must have shown you what "NOT" to want in a girlfriend. She could have taken it all from you with her snitch bitch ways. So not a women to trust. I had a single female fall head over heels in love with my man. She knew we were swingers and thought it to be fun to try. So her swinging was more of trying to get my hubby from me. She got cut off right away I would not put up with that and glad you did the same as me. Booted her to the curb where she came from(= I had one girl try that at one time. Try to get my man when I was not around. She would call him and try to see him when I was not home. Which is rare that we are not together.

Evil's latest poll. Fellas, would you ever... - - [quote=EVILDOERS][quote=EVILDOERS][quote=POUNDCAKE]ditto that. I would sooner lick diamonds out of a tigers ass.[/quote] Yeah? Hmmmm I'm as hetero as the next guy but I think dick would HAVE to taste better than tiger shit. But then I don't really like poop in my mouth. And for KRAZYGIRL...yeah chicks do it for me too...and guys don't. Just kinda tryin' to make a point about how silly it is for some of us to be so afraid of another guy's dick when as swingers we're supposedly sexual libertines. I actually posted this as a poll on another older and much bigger swing site. The responses (all anonymous...hint, hint Swingular!) have been extremely interesting. [/quote][/quote] I kind of thought to each their own was the point. I wish I had followed my gut and not responded to your post. I will not make that mistake again. I certainly won't be apologetic for a sexual preference. Nobody should be. With the comments I have read about homophobia I am pretty certain some people don't even know what the definition is.

Lifestyle friendly doctors - Lifestyle talk - [quote=PLAYNW3]My guess is non-monogamous sex is something they talk with patients about everyday, literally everyday. The fact your spouse knows about it might be the unusual part. There really is nothing to fear with any doctor. Swingers are on the mild scale of sexual issues they talk about, at least that's what our doctor told us.[/quote] We have found this to be true as well.

Swingular Hacked! - profile and email revealed - [quote=DELICIOUSLYWET][quote=EVILDOERS]Hmmmm. I got a lot of soft core and hard core porn when I Googled DELICIOUSLYWET. Oh wait. There's a pic of some food. Lot's of stuff about wet panties too. I'm not gonna go to the next page. Afraid I might get a bunch of pics of people micturating...possibly on rugs. [em]Emo_8[/em] [/quote] That is why, unlike Shatner, rather than go get a toupee I just started shaving my head when my hair got thin. Nothing worse than going to a swingers event and having ladies with a fetish micturating on your rug.[/quote] OMG, had no idea TBL was a thinly veiled reference to water sports and in particular water sports and toupees. Gonna have to watch it again to see what else I missed.

Weird sex laws. - Oral sex is bad but fucking a corpse not so much. - [quote=EVILDOERS]You have to admit, oral sex IS kinda creepy. But I'm willing to bet it's Obama's (or Holder's) fault. Or those damned libs. Or those damned conservatives. Or those damned swingers, they're RUINING the USofA! Or maybe it's rap music or gay marriage. Or possibly a direct result of Dancing With The Stars. [em]Emo_62[/em] [/quote] Heck if the Republicans had their way.. SWINGING would be illegal. Everybody knows Bill and Hill were swingers... heck leave the DEMS alone already

How do you spot a Swinger..?! - tell tell signs of the lifestyle - Just look for the couples with Swingers tattoed on their forheads like the thing that Teelc(sp) from Stargate SG1... Otherwise I think that the walk up and ask if they know where such and such is.... A local club. If they know then strike up a conversation and ask what they think about the club... How many times have they been there, etc.... Or have you ever been to Las Vegas and have you head of the Red Rooster or been there? WHat do you think about that?..No biggy and if you zero on the local club... good chance that they are vanilla. Good hunting Ray

What is up with Swingular and Drama? - - OK let me start off by saying this is an IN GENERAL post. Swingular was the first swingers site we joined. We only come around here now pretty much to be amused. The reason for this is that we can't read more than 3 threads on the home page with out encountering MAJOR DRAMA. The people on here (in general) seem to have a favorite past time of arguing with each other and inciting others to join in the mary fun. We repeatedly have come to the conclusion that this is the one aspect of our lives were the sole purpose is FUN and RELAXATION. I don't know about anyone else but arguing and drama and and anything else negative in the LS is just utterly ridiculous and reading the first four post on the thread labeled "porn mail" today just reminded me why we only come here for amusement.

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