Illinois Swingers on Swingular

Illinois Swingers

Illinois Swingers on Swingular

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Bi-Sexual - lifestyle questions - Announcement! Ms Evil and I think that the United States should immediately unilaterally suspend any and all swinging activities until we can figure out what the hell is going on! I mean with all this supposedly "accidental" penetration of various orifices and stuff. And we should also have a database of swingers, track their movements and have surveillance against where they meet (swing clubs, happy hour meet 'n greets, hoochie koochie bars). Until we take these steps American swingers just aren't safe. Oh, and no more male swinger 'open carry'. It's all fun and games until someone gets their eye poked out by some careless horny dude wielding a high capacity assault pocket Scud. Please go to We the People on the White House petition site and sign our petition to make American swinging great again! It's also been rumored that some young swingers are being radicalized and are planning to meet clandestinely for who knows WHAT! This has to STOP! Please vote for the return of traditional swinging values (key parties, gold chains, and lots and lots of chest and pubic hair). It's time to TAKE BACK our swing scene!

who starts? - - [quote=ARISTOTLE801] You would think, as much as the phrase [i]communication is key[/i], gets bandied about people would really want to actively engage in communication. It would seem natural that the more experienced parties would take the lead in discussing how things get done much like flight instructors explaining that when the oxygen masks drop from the overhead compartment, you place it over your head, secure the elastic strap and breathe. However in this lifestyle that couldn't be further from the truth. The problem is that if there is too much chit chat then someone is always in danger of being dumbfounded by the use of a big word. It's hard to be sexy when all the blood is now rushing to your head in a desperate attempt to draw upon a vocabulary that just isn't there in the first place. How do you get around this? Well, I certainly don't need to explain the folly of having a dictionary next to the hot tub. This is why it is strongly encouraged that swingers incorporate healthy role-play. When trying to get that new couple to first base it's best to stick with the basics. A good old fashion game of Neanderthals...ahem, excuse me, I mean cave people. Then the fun can proceed upon simple phrases like, "You look good" or "Me touch you now?" When becoming aroused you might say, "Oooh, this is how make fire," or "I look in hole for water," to facilitate cunnilingus. This role-play is especially helpful to those who don't have hot tubs, or who may have suggested strip Uno because they thought a

NO PIC Profile Poll...Do You Open/Search Them? - "YES" or "NO" answers ONLY please.... - I'm a professional I want to be discreet Sensitive reasons. You may be a great looking couple, but I'll never know..... If some one is on this site, more then likely they are swingers too. So who cares if they see your picture. Without a profile pic , you may be missing meeting some great people. Its the pic that catches my attention , then reading the profile to see if there is any match or interest is what I (female) look for.

Just Curious - - [quote=Ezamasolo1]Just being curious, any couple into black guys in salt lake? Geez lol[/quote]LOL. I was going to respond in a different way.. then I looked at my fingers and realized I am black too Well.. because I am black.. I’ll just go ahead and say.. come on bro.. I am pretty sure someone typed and said ok I am not going to respond. Do you realize the most innocent response to your question will be racial discrimination per se? Let’s say one couple responded like this “We don’t like black guys” then how will you respond? I am still laughing the night away.. it never gets old with swingular lol. Ok hey! Maybe I’ll give you a legit answer.. so some members here are affirmative action Swingers meaning they use Race as a Plus factor when considering single males.. well hmmmm some members? More than a few that’s why MassageBBCguy is respectfully selective, I bet I sound arrogant when I say I am selective.. I am not going to apologize for being selective sorry. Lol. So yeah bro... if you haven’t been lucky here then you probably need to update your profile. Lol.

looking for a girl...Right Now! - - Kind of typical of your single male, they are a dime a dozen. The real swingers among them are as rare as a precious gem.

bi mmf - I want a bi mmf - [quote=DFW_EDITOR]You'd be surprised how many couples who list as straight would be up for something like this, at least to some degree. Believe me.[/quote] yeah I am very surprised! I am on a swingers site right?

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Anyone try this? - - Ok, just checked it out. Moustafa in Tikrit was kind of a hoot but he wanted us to "tip" him and then he started to...well I'm not sure what happened. I think it was a combination of cumming and shedding. Think we'll stick to like fucking other swingers and stuff. Yeah, I know, lame but we kick it old school. [em]Emo_79[/em]

Those damn single men! - Where do they fit in this lifestyle? - AKLIM...In response to your question: WHat can a single bring to the table that a couple cannot? 1.) TOTAL attention...When you have a couple, he or she will always be aware of their spouse or spousal equivalent...Thus NOT giving 100% of their attention. 2.) NO ONE has to sit out...Earlier you stated that you would not want to watch someone do your wife, as it would bore you. Do you watch porn? Ahhhh...Live porn...What could be better? If someone in a couple takes a break to get a drink, have a smoke, go to the restroom...whatever they do on their break, they come back and watch 2 people with someone, don't you think they would be just as bored as you are? Don't you think you or your wife are worthy of more attention from a triad situation than a few minutes while someone takes a break? 3.) (Directed at Mr. AKLIM) Are you telling me if a single woman wrote you, you would not want to meet? Come on...EVERY man in America would like 2 women at the same time...it is the most common fantasy! 4.) What's wrong with Mr or Mrs. having a little fun on the side while someone IS out of town? NOTHING... Not to say you should adhere to our rules or anything...Just making a statement that answers your question... NOW...On to another thing...IN OUR EXPERIENCE ONLY!!!!!!!! Single males are indeed unreliable...so much so that on another site, we actually put on our profile the names of those who do not show or call to cancel a meeting! But then again...We have had more "meetings" with single males...BUT MANY couples do the same...We feel that there are FAR to many "fantasy swingers" in the lifestyle...In other words, those who THINK it would be cool, but when it came to "shit or get off the pot" they won't...thus they do not show...Another posibility is the old fashioned, "I can get my wife to go to this meeting, then I can convince her to swing!" action...NO single man will pull that one...And how many of us have NOT experienced that one? I am almost willing to bet that those who have the "The ladies talk on the phone" rule HAVE experienced it, and want to avoid it in the future...Now...I see a TON of people saying single men are "gropers" and hangers oners and other things...OUR experience is just the opposite...THE MARRIED men are doing that...SO many times we have seen single men yelled at for WALKING by a couple...NO, NOT talking, touching, rubbing, making tongue actions at the lady, no winking, NOTHING but walking by...YET, a man who has a lady by his side can come over and stick his hand in her skirt or down her blouse...and that is cool...Why? Because he is married or something? Makes no sense to us...ANYONE does something like that unapproved and they should be tossed, but because SO many people have HEARD of bad experiences with single men...NOT actually experienced them themselves, they assume it is the way it is. How many profiles have you seen where someone says we are newbies, then says NO SINGLE MEN like 15 times? Where did they get that? They have not met anyone, they have not been to a club, they are new...Probably from someone else's profile...THEN there are those who say< "Searching for: Single Men, Single Women, Couples" but later in the profile, the last sentence is "No single men" or something like that...You have MANY people in the forums saying they only play with couples, but their profile says differently...And then they want to come in her and bitch that a single man wrote them! WTF??? The single men are DOING what you say...and still get bitched at.... Let this post die....To the single men...Welcome to the whipping post...Enjoy...

Vanilla Party pickups - Vanilla Party pickups - Hi, Just curious about the reality of picking up a single female or a couple at a vanilla party gathering? Not meeting actual swingers at the party and then going from there, but going to the party and meeting someone new and playing with them? Does it really happen, or is it just in the movies? :)

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