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Maryland Swingers

Unicorn hunt - ISO the ever elusive Unicorn - Don’t limit your search for your unicorn to swingers groups. Just be open and pay attention almost every where. We have had a few incredible memories with our new partner. Some don’t care for the label unicorn. The most bold third, friend, and lover we had the pleasure of spending many years with, worked for us and we thought we kept our business selfs separate from our pleasure selfs. Basically I had to let her go, after a few months. Shortly after firing her she turned to me with what seemed like a sigh of relief and asked. Can I date your wife? She was an amazing partner to add to our relationship! Work she lasted 3 months. Our partner, 6 years! Only moving on to start her own family. Good luck

IS it me or is UTah The place to be if your a swinger? - Utah and swinging - After being on this site for a few days, I have noticed alot of the active members are from Utah. :$: :p Is it the fact that this site is largely based there or is Utah A crazy Fun swingers state?

Bryon - Text first - Old fashion wouldn't be on a swingers wedsite.

What were you for Halloween? - - Halloween seems to be high holy days for swingers at least around here. Did you dress up and go to a lifestyle party? We didn't know if we would for sure be in town so we had to come up with some quick last minute costumes. Ms. Evil was Ines Sainz...super tight, lowcut top, tight jeans, overstuffed bra, ubiquitous sunglasses on top of her head, press credentials and her microphone complete with TV Azteca logo. I was a NY Jets player, Jets jersey, eye black, towel wrapped around my waist with one of Ms. Evil's strap-ons poking out under the towel. The only Jets jersey I could find was Mark Sanchez so after more than a few drinks when clueless people kept asking who/what I was supposed to be I smeared some chocolate on my upper lip and told them I was a "dirty Sanchez". ;-) Evil

HELP!!!!!!!!! I guess we need to work on our profile - - Maybe you could add a coupon for a free bowl of soup? That's always a big hit around the holiday shopping season. If that doesn't work, be sure to add the lines about how in love you are with each other, how you are DD free and expect to stay that way, you are looking to spice up your great love life, and be sure to write NO SINGLE MALES!!! 3 times all in CAPS so people know you are REALLY serious... You don't want any of those sneaky little bastards squeaking through the cracks. Oh yeah, don't forget to dress up your profile with those fancy MySpace backgrounds. Include a picture of your sportscar, boat, and two-headed squirrel that you caught while on your exotic vacation in Rexburg ID... these all get extra points. Last but not least, you gotta have a closeup shot of your genitals. Who says that once you've seen 10,000 knobby/dried up peckers, they all look the same? When in doubt, look at the profiles of other popular people on this site, read their clever ads, and do the old "copy and paste" routine. Just don't copy their pics, people may be disappointed when they are expecting Ben and Jennifer, and they end up meeting more common folk. Warning: Don't copy our profile. It is down right stupid and was obviously written by an ignoramous. The bottom line... profiles are pretty much all the same. Writing some clever literary prose ain't gonna get you laid. The only thing I've got going for me is a hot wife (bait), alcohol (to relax the spouse of the guy who wants to fuck my wife), and chloroform (to disable the other guy's wife when she finally decides "there ain't no way she's 'taking it for the team' with that crazy bastard! " Oh yeah, one more thing.... I also was smart enough to move away from Utah to a place where there are good swinger clubs, lots of hot sexy swingers, and our law-makers aren't a bunch of old white haired guys, in funny underware, who think a good time involves green jello and an accordian player! I gotta tell my former neighbors... I've been to "The Place" and it definitely is NOT in Utah. (Note: the Cirque at Snow Bird and Catherine's Area at Alta might be the closest exception to that last statement) I hope that was helpful. Good luck with your profile. :D

Friends? - Friends in and out of the bedroom? - It seems like there are two general classes of swingers. The 'one and done, "we already have all the friends we need just bend over and take it"' crowd and 'the more friends the merrier, in fact "we prolly won't fuck you until we know you a little better"' group. We fall into the latter group. In fact we're pretty much here solely for the friendships. I mean, if sex happens that's awesome. But it's not our raison d'etre cuz we can always go home and enjoy the hell out of banging each other. YMMV

NewOrleans Clubs - Colette or Jasmine? - This post is great timing for us, we will be there next month! We might just have to check out Colette's! It's too bad we don't have a swingers club here in Utah! ;)

If That's What You Are Into Video - Just seems perfect for swingers - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY8jaGs7xJ0

Separating the lines of emotion and raw physical gratification in - - [quote=Loverofthewife][quote=Canvas]Completely giving yourself to the one you love...riding bareback while looking into each other's eyes between kissing....and looking deep into the eyes to the brink of orgasm....to me, this is the deepest and most sacred (not in the religious sense) of acts. The mix of physical and emotional connection is synergistic. For the full-on swappers out there: How do you separate emotional attachment from the raw sexual gratification? Can you allow yourselves some level of attachment during the act to get a fuller effect ...then, without issues, fully detach upon completion? Given my wife and I have not been with anyone else since we were 15 years old, it is difficult to envision what all this is like. Obviously, I can imagine and even long for the excitement of experiencing someone new and different. However, having no experience, the lines of emotion and raw physical gratification elude me.[/quote] Why do you need to detach upon completion? Why not have a raging crush for the mistress/mister on the side? Wade in slowly, be 100% honest with your spouse, and a little romance is fun. Spices up your life & your spouse also gets to benefit...[/quote] IMO if you need and seek an emotional bond (beyond friendship) from someone other than your spouse or significant other that clearly shows your needs are unfortunately not being met, and is a sad state of a relationship. I assume most swingers are swingers for purely physical sexual diversity, and probably don’t want their partner to connect with someone who is looking for a romantic connection (is looking for love in all the wrong places 🎶 lol) ... good luck

Vegas clubs / club attire - - We lived in Vegas for about three years, the perfect parties we're not all that great, we found a few friends and would either go to the swingers circle or whispers... the red rooster and green door were really over rated unless you there during a large weekend EDC or CES convention. Business casual for the men always appropriate. Hope this helps let me know if you have any questions