Maine Swingers on Swingular

Maine Swingers

Maine Swingers on Swingular

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Pet Peeves - What in the lifestyle bug the hell out of you? - Flaky people. People who seem too scared when it comes to having sex. We don't like spending too much time in the butt-sniffing stage. We understand comfort levels but,we are all swingers and you can't learn to swim by sticking your toe in it. Either get in or get out. Married guys posing as single guys or claiming to have a hall pass. Then, for some reason or another, we can't meet with the Mrs. As if we can't see through your bullshit. And last on my list: We did a couple of bukkakes. It was fun but, we are over it now. We don't need any more offers. If we get any more messages that say, "Hey, would you like a cum facial tonight?" we will ignore it. It is a fantasy which has been fullfilled. Thanks but no thanks

Ways to point out Swingers in public - - The problem with the whole black ring thing is twofold. First, many people wear them now who aren't even close to being swingers. We see the silicone versions at the gym fairly often because you can lift with them without hurting your finger and I have at least half a dozen vanilla friends who wear black wedding bands (albeit on their left hands). Second, if black rings for swingers (or ANY other surefire way to ID other swingers) ever really caught on it would quickly become common knowledge and most swingers would prefer their little hobby stay discreet and not public knowledge to their friends, family, and coworkers. We were once at a lifestyle hotel takeover in San Diego and they issued wristbands to the guests. It took approximately two hours for the entire hotel staff to figure out what the wristbands meant (they were color-coded for sexual preference) and by the next morning you could walk to the adjacent mall and restaurants and people would look at you then immediately look down at your wrist and smile or even laugh and stare. People started trying to hide their wristbands and a few even removed them because they didn't enjoy the attention. And all this was before social media became a thing. How long do you think it would take nowadays for black rings, or whatever, to become common knowledge? Don't get me wrong. I would LOVE a foolproof way to know who else is a swinger as I walk down the street but swinging is still looked down upon by most other people in the world and most swingers still don't want their private sex lives exposed to the world.

Featured Couple - - We agree that the featured Members seem to be a VERY SMALL SELECT FEW who cycle in and out. But we do also believe it\'s nice to see who is sincere in this lifestyle. Because we believ if your willing to have your face posted upon a SWINGER SITE that pretty much says you still believe in the TRADITIONAL BELIEFS of the swingers, it\'s all about fun and if someone contacts you UNLESS they are totally freaks your gonna meet them and try and establish a link between you and then F^&K each others brains out. OK SORRY we don\'t even believe that........................

Basement party for Friday and Saturday night - On-premise swingers basement parties at Destiny's Basement - Singles Night Friday Night & Pimp and Hooker Night, Saturday night, at Destiny's May 19th & 20th 1028 Williamson Chapel Road, Maryville, Tenn., 37801 Come and enjoy two nights of meeting, greeting, and swinging (optional) at Destiny's basment, in Maryville. I'm having two nights for the curious and the expereinced to get out and mingle, in a private and discreet atmosphere. I have several play rooms set-up for you to experience and watch others desires, fetishes, and fantasies come to life. I also have private play areas for those that don't care for being watched. I have an hanging adult sex swing in one of the play areas, plus couches and sectionals that make out to beds, for more comfortable playing. We have games we enjoy playing too, like Strip Bingo and Strip Poker, and you're not obligated to participate or do anything you don't wish to. You're here to enjoy, relax, make friends and have fun. I have plenty of fingerfoods and set-ups for you, and the parties are BYOB, and we don't have a dress code...ever. There is a door donation for the parties, just e-mail me or call and I can answer any questions or give directions, if you need them. Take Care, Enjoy Life, and Play Safe. Your friend and hostess, Tammy

Single Males vs. Unicorns - this is ridiculous - I block ANYBODY that has repeatedly made himself/herself/themselves annoying, obnoxious, and/or rude. And I have more married males (who's wives ARE around and part of the couple's playtime) act inappropriately than I've had single males. But yeah... if someone is acting obnoxious and I don't wanna hear it (or read it I guess), I use the block button. Works wonderfully. And for the other topic that's surfaced. Plenty of these single men can find dates. They just choose swingers due to their sexual preference. If you wanna get rude and say single men are here cuz they need to steal someone else's girl... couldn't this also go for married men? Or the women for that matter? Seriously. We're all here cuz we have this particular sexual preference. Now play nice and block those that don't know how. :P

OK, the smell just pissd you off what do you do? - - You know, I was thinking the other day there should be a swingers guidebook. For instance ladies, its nice of us to shave, wash up, etc "down there". But then go ruin all your work by peeing and not washing again with soap and water.........and then expect your guy (or some one else ;) ) to want to eat you and spend time doing it? Prolly not. Oh, and skip the bath powders and feminine deoderant down there if you want to be eaten. Pussy has a flavor, and its probably better than the taste of Johnsons and Johnson baby powder. Same for guys. yes, the phrase is shit, shower, shave. In that order please. And if you think you might ber going out later to have sex, or oral, and you are a guy, skip putting salt all over everything. Makes "everything" more salty. And if you are a lady, skip spaghetti loaded with garlic for dinner. Just in case.........

S#!% swingers say - - CDI is awesome. They've made some really funny stuff over the years. Of course this one is the first and the best. [video]http://youtu.be/FKkCyVPju1k[/video]

Not a swingers joke but still worth sharing - Email ** upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 - When you change your password make sure it is long enough. http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/sorry-your-password-is-not-long-enough-pic/

Why would a single guy choose the lifestyle? - - Most of the quality single guys in the lifestyle probably do some vanilla dating too. We have known a few really nice single men, who have profiles, and play with swingers, that also date in the vanilla world, if vanilla means dating that sometimes includes sex. Guys that consider women at least their equal, that can comfortably, politely, an intelligently talk with women in the vanilla world are the same sorts of guys that do well with swingers. If a guy can't get a date in the vanilla world, he probably won't do well with an intelligent, beautiful, sexually liberated, self aware, self actualizing, powerful and non monogamous woman who swings.

Paper bag or Body bag? - A question ... - I know this is an old, possibly dead topic but we are dying to get an idea of the consensus here on Swingular. Please don't respond if you're going to start an argument, or criticize, we'd like to open up a real discussion here! We have met many swingers of all different types here in Utah. It's the only place we've really been, aside from quick trips to Vegas. We have had some great experiences and some not so great ones and some downright confusing ones and it has left us wondering: Does the average swinger prefer a beautiful body or a beautiful face? All things being equal (i.e. hygenic, good personalities, etc), who is it that turns you on more; the hot hardbody or the face of an angel (with a less than perfect body)? Our vote? Body bag all the way-there is something about a beautiful face, electric eyes and a stellar smile that turns us on way more than stretch marks or extra weight can turn us off. That's just us. What about you?

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