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Parties/Events - Maybe a Good Public Screwing is in Order?! - [quote=KRAZYGIRL]Hi Pals sorry to hear about the year or so of sorrow, things seem to just kicking you when you get to those places s,o hope you can keep your chin up, or maybe we can help you hold it up if need be. If you need help with that public fucking we could hold the towells for you but I want to at least watch, lol I have invited you to club Krazy a few times but timming was off so didnt work.(or you just cant stand my face ) Maybe a party at Club Krazy is needed for you to let loose. Might just have the owner plan one tbose for ya. He he Hope things get better for you two we can understand some of how you feel and it sucks. Cheers Krazyguy.[/quote]Well you are super sweet and I appreciate your attitude 'cause the times you are referring to as far as your parties are exactly the peak of craziness here in reference to my child. We got a few offers about then that I had to turn down and some folks just don't take that so well. (even though we explained ... some just think you're playing games anyway). It's just a bitch enough having a sick child and then all these fucking vultures come out of the woodwork. For some reason it sorta kills my "swingers attitude."

Same old questions but still fun! - Bisexual women - [quote=VIRANI]I'm allergic to any girl who pretends to be bi to help her man's fantasy rather than her own. It's cooersive and I end up feeling like I've raped her. Consequently,girl time is an essential part of the process for me. I don't want anyone to be bullied into faking it with me.[/quote] Good observation as always. We know there are women that play the part of a bisexual woman, or of a swinger for their man but they were cut from different cloth than Mrs. Delicious. Anyone who knows her can tell you that. Husbands like that were cut from different cloth than Mr. Delicious too. We are not saying that just because Mrs. D is truly bisexual but because playing the part, getting painted into a corner or being bullied in anything, hardly fits into Mrs. Delicious behavioral patterns. We are both allergic to coercion within the lifestyle in any form. Fulfilling a fantasy at the expense of someone else seems less than fulfilling. We politely decline when an email or a profile contains some explanation about one's significant other being unsure and needing some help from us so that they will blossom into full on swingers.

Seperate rooms - Wife who prefer seperate rooms - Your right Kitty I think I might have said that wrong !!!!! I should of said that the newbies in the lifestyle like same room because they are not secure in the lifestyle yet !!!! But I have seen first hand where one spouse likes same room more then the other one so they can keep tabs on there spouse and these couples scare me .... From what weve seen the seperate room couples seem to have less drama and seem to be more secure in there relationships but this is just my opinion and dosent include every couple I know couples that have been swingers for 15 years and only do same room and are a very happy couples !!!! So thats why I said each there own ...... And we also do same room with a few of our friends its fun but different rooms is funner for us and we love to tell each other what happened and then fuck the shit out of each other after !!! We mostly just look for couples that like seperate rooms and dont push the issue with the same room couples we respect everyones rules and wants !!!! Thanx J

Rules vs Rules - - [quote=EVILDOERS]OMG, SLDCPL. You're right. I thought it was a little too coincidental that their screen name was exactly the same as what this thread was about. We're onto you buddy. [/quote] [quote=EVILDOERS]Did she use a condom with the co-worker? Did you ENJOY the feeling of not using a condom with that woman? I suggest that you see if you can get as many people on your side as you can so you can throw that in her face and show her just how wrong she was since it's just CRAZY that just because you are allowed to fuck other women (with or without condoms) doesn't mean she should be allowed to fuck other guys. That's just not right. I would cut off her allowance and make her like cook dinner and wash the clothes and stuff just to show her who's the boss and teach her a lesson. Ooooorrrrr you could sit down and talk about this rationally and maybe figure out why each of you did what you did and set some equitable ground rules for the future. Or not....[/quote] Zombies never use a condom. In the zombie apocalypse all sex will be bareback co-worker or not. Zombies hate condoms and Volvos. They think an Audi rocks. That is why my calculations predict that zombie are a higher risk group than intravenous drug users, gay men, swingers, singers or even the Little Lebowski Urban achievers Salt lake City chapter.

Rude comments can stop members from sharing. - - Well kids if your going to post photos that can been seen by people from "U-Taw" to Katmandu then expect feedback both good and bad OR just send them to your friends and get a nice round of applause to get that warm and fuzzy or hairy feeling... what ever makes you happy. Personally we don't care for " close up photos" of either male or female organs, we love a good rare steak but I don't want to see a photo of it because that would NOT make me hungry. If a couple has those type photos in their personal photos the we won't be a match. (Call us Baptist Swingers) That being said many on this site like posting the ---biggest dick/cum on my large hooters (Both real and fake) Vaginas on parade.... etc. Quit your whining, spread it like the "Jaws of Life" and expect those that like it to give you THREE THUMBS up and a small group to give you the FINGER. (This is a forum)

squirting - - When I met my lady she had never even had an orgasm before. Dr. OZ says that less than 10% of women actually have the squirting kind of orgasm as well. Gabby started with me when she was 18 and has been squirting ever since. And yes its totally amazing. We have been swinging for 5 years and every one we swing with is dumbfounded. And yes between me and her we have also found a lot of swingers here that have finally squirting when being with us. Its biology as well as knowing where your at and what your doing in the vagina area. Professionals are required. And yes there are no sure fire ways to do it. Every sexy lady is different and there are surely different climaxs. I say every guy should make it a priority to learn the manuvers and get with the program. Its every guys duty to rock your womans world, as well as all swing friends. There is nothing better than the reaction on her face, and the juice that flows from within. Sincerely Rick and Gabby

Lifestyles Survey by Dr.Ziggy - - This is currently on Dr. Ziggy's website. It only took a few minutes to actually complete. Have fun! Mr. CARESS4U Title: The Swinging Paradigm: A Demographic and Behavioural Inventory of Swingers

Swingular Hacked! - profile and email revealed - www.swingular.com/swingers/i/11634/Thank-You I still say BS, a single wanting to sir the pot. this was a search from the handle.

DON JAUN IDIOT-E - - Figures you would respond with a quote from a left wing nut job that writes for the huffington post, I am sure if we cross referenced most of your material you have posted, we would find it is copied and pasted directly from that site as most of your posts have lacked a single spark of original thought. You have no respect for anybodies ideas besides the ones you steal from other people (If you had your own, then we could afford you some respect) Comparing Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo to Nazi concentration camps!?! Are you really that dim? Hmm lets compare shall we....and I will try and use small words so you can keep up mmmkay? Concentration Camps - Used to round up NON-COMBATANT CIVILIANS TO EXECUTE THEM AND DO WAR MUNITIONS TESTING ON SAID CIVILIANS AND TORTURE OF GROTESQUE AND HORRIFIC NATURE ON THESE SAME CIVILIANS AG and Gitmo - Housing ENEMY COMBATANTS who were actively trying to kill Americans and there own people......no mass executions, torture is.....umm hot chicks with low cut blouses (where do i sign up) Women with leather leashes ordering men around (there are some guys and girls on this site who are waaaaay into that) Oh and the other torture - having NO RESPECT FOR THEIR RELIGION OR IDEAS wow that sounds like YOU!! Your stupid little poster even makes the distinction pretty clear.....rounded up everybody, killed the men and most likely the women and children too. The news would have a field day if we had kids and women civies in either of these places. Can you follow that or is that too much for you to take in one day? So, little Mr. Troll. Go back to your huffy post and jerk off to the pics of Noam Chomsky that you have plastered around miserable art deco apartment that has cardboard boxes for nightstands, and dream about the girls who left your whiney ass for real men with original ideas. Good luck on this site with no pics and a profile that reads like a guy who took two years of philosophy at Berkley but never graduated because tuition was more expensive than your job at the coffee shop paid. You wanna come talk to me about politics and the hard decisions in life? Bring it punk, but lets go to a different site, and don't bother posting your weak ass copied and pasted rip offs from other sites, I always welcome and honest debate from people who have real thoughts not just puking up what they read elsewhere. The fun part is, you are on a swingers site getting a hard on thinking you are getting under somebodies skin......I hate to break it to you, you have not gotten under mine, in fact this is quite cathartic for me as I have wanted to pipe up on many of your posts but did not want to dignify any of the imbecilic ctrl+v submissions you have had....but since you decided to take MY post front and center, which is my objective anyhow to keep yours down...works great, thanks for the help. (BTW, if you need me to define any of the words let me know......I typed it r e a l s l o w s o y o u c o u l d f o l l o w i t e a s i e r. )

So you think only single men can be crude? - Guess again - Here's a classic: (I've never posted a private e-mail before but this is a REAL goober, he didn't have time to read our "Noval" but would like to fuck me till I pass out) From: WELOVLIFE Subject: No subject Date: August 6, 2006 (9:15 AM) Hi Mrs Fun I did not have time to read the noval, but I can keep it short and sweet. If you want hot sex then e-mail us. If you want a big dick in you than e-mail us. If hubby wants some good pussy than e-mail us. If you want to fuck until you pass out by all means e-mal us. Barb & John


Now if "John" had read our profile he may have figured out we might not be the best couple to send his "Shell Station Graffiti" too. We have to block all single men because they have a few goobers among their ranks, what happens if we have to block couples? Answer: Maytag-Repair-Man Swingers R- US (Lonely People)...

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