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Rude comments can stop members from sharing. - - Well kids if your going to post photos that can been seen by people from "U-Taw" to Katmandu then expect feedback both good and bad OR just send them to your friends and get a nice round of applause to get that warm and fuzzy or hairy feeling... what ever makes you happy. Personally we don't care for " close up photos" of either male or female organs, we love a good rare steak but I don't want to see a photo of it because that would NOT make me hungry. If a couple has those type photos in their personal photos the we won't be a match. (Call us Baptist Swingers) That being said many on this site like posting the ---biggest dick/cum on my large hooters (Both real and fake) Vaginas on parade.... etc. Quit your whining, spread it like the "Jaws of Life" and expect those that like it to give you THREE THUMBS up and a small group to give you the FINGER. (This is a forum)

CALLING ALL FOOTBALL FANATICS - - I am starting a fantasy league for swingers. This league is for the die hard fantasy football fan. There are some rules. 1. You must display your email address. So other owners may contact you about trades. 2. You must reply to all trade inquiries within 1-3 days. (whether to accept or decline). 3. You can only have one team in this league. 4. No lopsided trades will be allowed. (Meaning: If one owner is gaining way more than the other. The league will veto it. 5. If you are not a fanatic and will not follow your team please don't join this league. 6. If you do not agree with the any of the above rules, please don't join this league. All the rules will be implemented. These rules are in place for a fair and fun season. Again this is for the die hard fantasy football fan. You can find the league on yahoo. Here are the league settings: League ID#: 150145 League Name: Swingers Football League Password: takemywife Draft Type: Live Draft Draft Time: Sat Aug 21 9:45pm CDT Max Teams: 14 Scoring Type: Head-to-Head Start Scoring on: Week 1 Can't Cut List Provider: Yahoo! Sports Max Moves: No maximum Max Trades: No maximum Trade Reject Time: 2 Trade End Date: November 19, 2004 Trade Review: League Votes Waiver Time: 2 days Post Draft Players: Follow Waiver Rules Playoffs: Week 15, 16 and 17 (8 teams) Roster Positions: QB, WR, WR, WR, RB, RB, TE, WR/TE, K, DB, DB, DL, DL, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN Stat Categories: Passing Yards (30 yards per point) Passing Touchdowns = 6 Interceptions (-2) Rushing Yards (10 yards per point) Rushing Touchdowns = 6 Reception Yards (15 yards per point) Reception Touchdowns = 6 Return Touchdowns = 6 2-Point Conversions (2) Fumbles Lost (-2) Offensive Fumble Return TD = 6 Field Goals 0-19 Yards (3) Field Goals 20-29 Yards (3) Field Goals 30-39 Yards (3) Field Goals 40-49 Yards (4) Field Goals 50+ Yards (5) Point After Attempt Made (1) Tackle Solo (1.5) Tackle Assist (.5) Sack (3) Interception (4) Fumble Force (2) Fumble Recovery (2) Touchdown = 6 Safety (2) Pass Defended (1) Block Kick (2) Fractional Points: No Negative Points: Yes

Indiscretion - - we have a male friend we have known for years. he got a new girlfriend who seemed to be eager to try swinging, she had a few experiences, mostly with us, but then they broke up for other reasons. we still see him but didn't try to stay in contact with her. so just a couple of weeks ago we go to our favorite biker bar, where we are regulars, the band was playing and the place was packed. and there she is, all sexy and looking for a new man, and about half drunk, with horny guys hanging all around her. she was overjoyed to see us, the only people she really knew in the place. so she makes it a point to introduce us to all her new friends, most of them already knew us but not about the swinging part of it, they were just playing along with the drunk chick. then she announces in way too loud a voice "and they're swingers too!" it was actually kind of funny, 2 other swinger couples we know were there and started sniggering. it is a biker bar, so no real harm done, and some other couples that we barely knew have been making it a point to get more friendly with us lately. so we got outed at our favorite hangout and the skies didn't fall in and nobody even seemed overly surprised or shocked. I didn't want to spoil her good mood, but the next day we called her and let her know that we would prefer to decide ourselves who we want to be privy to that information.

swinger ? or not. - - Gotta love semantics. What is your definition of a swinger? Merriam Webster defines a swinger thusly: a : a person who is lively, exciting, and up-to-date b : one who engages freely in sex There are those who would use the term in a variety of different ways. Some would vehemently deny that single people could be swingers and fall back on a previously used term of "wife swapping". Bottom line, a swinger, to you, is whatever YOU decide one is and if you consider yourself a swinger then you're a swinger. Someone else's definition is meaningless. JMHO

The only problem... - - What really amazes me is how many people are 69. We belong to this and a few other sites and there are TONS of couples who are EXACTLY 69 years old. What are the odds?!!? Must be like THE sweet spot (age wise) for swinging. ;-) So do old swingers get like a swinging pension when they retire? Is there an AARP for old swingers? Can you get a Jazzie with a Sybian attachment on the seat?

Does Penis Enlargement Exist? - Help us cut through some penis BS - I've wondered since my double hernia surgery in March of 2004, my size got smaller. What use to be 8x5.5 prior to surgery, is now 6x5.5 two inches less in length. Do I have grounds for a law suit? I use to be the hit of the few house parties I went to, and among the few couples who enjoyed their time with me. But now I'm just the average joe looking to get laid. Also in 2005 I suffered a groin injury lifting furniture while moving a friend. Between the hernia surgery and the groin injury I have also gotten to the point that an orgasm is delayed. I read a muscle magazine once, and it dicussed delayed (retarded) ejaculation, due to steroid use, and straining of the groin while body building. Enzyte claims to be giving out free one month samples. Who would be a better testing ground than a group of over sexed swingers? Iron

swingers defined - - CDI has been doing funny vids for quite a few years and they're all hilarious. He's been a swinger for quite a few years and is a member of another site we're on. Check out their earlier vid on how to become swingers. I think it's called "The Lifestyle and You." Too fucking funny!

Destiny's July 29th Trio Birthday Bash Basement Party - On-premise swingers basement party at Destiny's Basement - DESTINY'S PRIVATE DANCE SOCIAL 865-898-8098 (cell) 865-856-5784 (Destiny's Number) Party Hours: 8pm until 2am Hosts: Tammy Williams Jeff Williams http://www.webspawner.com/users/destinyssocials/index.html http://www.webspawner.com/users/destinytw39/index.html http://www.swingular.com/JEFFANDTAMMY/ http://www.hometown.aol.com/tenaseestripper/myhomepage/profile.html http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/p49785c http://157159525.home.icq.com/destinys%20party%20services.html Hello All Guests, For this Saturday night, we're going to be celebrating some birthdays for some of the members, and hope you can cum and enjoy the fun and games with the birthday members. Two are female, so any guys willing to give some strip dances...fell free to.....and then we have one male that needs some attention too from the ladies...so cum on and have a ball with the rest of us. The party starts up at 8pm and goes until we can't party anymore. If you like to camp-out...I have a big back yard, so you're welcome to use it. If you need directions...you can google it...but the roads to remember are: Hwy 411 to Thompson Bridge Road..to Nine Mile Road...to Williamson Chapel Road...1028 Willliamson Chapel Road, Maryville, Tenn., 37801...turn in second gravel driveway please, and enter at the basement door. Happy Birthday goes out to Kelly tonight.....and Chip and Sandy was on July 18th, but were under the weather...but hopefully they're ready to make up for lost time.....lol........HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ALL. Take Care, Play Safe, and Enjoy Life. Your friend and hostess, Tammy Have a great night, Tammy PS.....Directions to new house in Maryville. 1028 Williamson Chapel Road, Maryville, Tn., 37801 From Knoxville: Take 1-40 to Alcoa Hwy. South towards Maryville Take Alcoa Hwy. and turn right at the split, towards Maryville-Fontana to 411 South Take 411 South for about 11 miles from (Foothills Mall) towards Greenback Look for Thompson Bridge Road on your left, after passing Loudon County sign (on right side of road) and turn LEFT onto Thompson Bridge Road, just past the Gymnastics Building and a closed fireworks stand, also on your left side of Hwy. Go 1.3 miles and turn left onto Nine Mile Road (look for a small white metal sign with "Wiiliamson Chapel Church" directly across from the road you turn left on.) Go 0.2 miles and turn right onto Williamson Chapel Road The Blue vinyl and red brick house is on your right, with two gravel driveways, with 1028 on the black mailbox. There is also a wire fence around the yard. Pull into the 2nd driveway, we have plenty of parking in the back, and Jesse will show you where to park. I will have a sign with "Destiny" that will be hanging from the mailbox. I'll have both my phones near, if anyone needs help getting to the house. From Athens, Chattanooga, Sweetwater, etc.. Take 1-75 North to Hwy. 411 North You can take Hwy. 68 from the intertstate or Hwy 72. to get to Hwy. 411 After coming into Greenback, go PAST Citigo gas station towards Maryviile You'll see the 55 speed limit sign....get ready to turn right. Turn right onto first road you come to........Thompson Bridge Road Go 1.3 miles and turn left onto Nine Mile Road, which is after you go around a sharp curve, also veering to the left. They will be a small metal sign with "Williamson Chapel Church" on it, directly across from Nine Mile Road. Go .02 miles and turn right onto Williamson Chapel Road Go over hill, around curve, and at the top of the hill, the house is on your right, with two gravel driveways, for parking in back.

What Percentage Swinger Are You? - Maybe this is interesting - Pretty small. Some would probably consider us semi-retired or maybe even posers. We've been in the lifestyle for a long time and have pretty much fulfilled all or most of our fantasies so now we're sort of opportunistic swingers. We like to socialize a bit and if the mood stikes us or we meet a particularly enticing person or couple we go for it. If not we go home and have amazing sex with each other. :-)

Reply or don't reply for requests to meet? - - Their emotional response probably has more to do with their over all experience with the lifestyle than to anything you said or didn't say did or didn't do. Here goes my thoughts..... People have a hard time emotionally disconnecting. People can be irrational. Sometimes we do not know why the react as they do but then we do not know the back story. They, or we may be associating something they, or we said with a whole lot of experience that had nothing to do with our or their intent. Our primitive brain functions which include release of the chemicals that color emotions have full access to our prefrontal cortex where we have the power of reason. With all the reasoning capability our prefrontal cortex manifest, it has very, very little ability to turn off our more primitive brain. The pathways just are not there. So our primitive brain has full chemical access to our bodies and higher brain but our higher brains do not have equal access to alter our primitive brain and emotional responses. So we have an emotional reaction, which our reasoning cannot turn off, so in order to try and make our minds match the emotion we are feeling we alter our reasoning. It is called making a mountain out of a mole hill. This loss of reason manifests as irrational behavior and can lead to resentment and negative premeditations such as revenge and violence. Sex drive is emotionally charged. Sex chemicals defy reason more than most and so do the chemicals associated with anger. So the brain function design flaw can make the emotion verses reason imbalance more dramatic when sex is involved. Knowing that, Swingers should recognize that just because you feel angry it does not mean you should be angry. If you let negative emotions color your reason you may be acting irrationally. Drama, drama, drama is what you get. Our rational, reasonable minds are capable of unbelievable accomplishments. Through the scientific method we have cured many, many diseases, we fly all over the globe, we travel and live beyond our atmosphere and under the sea, we share and communicate with small hand held devices and we even form internet social groups that revolve around specific shared interest. The sphere of accomplishments is too long a list to name let alone full understand. No one person can understand or master one, one millionth of all that has to be learned and mastered to make all this happen. So we are capable of incomprehensible collaborative efforts. And yet, we fight and we bicker and we accuse and we are sometimes unreasonably suspicious. Reason without emotion is perhaps safe but not much fun. We want to experience emotions with friends and lovers. The secret answer to successful social interaction almost seems to be to master the art of recognizing when something is positive and healthy and then let the flood gates open up jump in and be overwhelmed and if something is just not right to back off physically but to also emotionally disconnect. The something that is just not right, that may be leading you into angry, sad, or fearful paths may be more within you than without as well. If what is inside you is ugly or afraid emotionally and you let that color your reason then that may be all you can see in people and the world without and you get caught in a vortex of anger or fear. People think they become emotional because of their paranoia but in fact they become paranoid because they were negatively emotional and then the paranoia fed the emotions and on and on. I have attached a link to a video I found this week quite by accident that speaks to this and quite a bit more. For you that are into physics professionally or as amateurs, that will enjoy scrutinizing the math, as far as the math goes, to me I see where this is going but the statement is made

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