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pROFILE pICTURES - Male Parts - If you are here just for someone to talk to go to EHARMONY.com it is for swingers not gossip!
...or do i just suck? - Site Slow? - My son has a t-shirt that says, "It's not lag, you just suck!" Is it just me or has Swingular been REALLY laggy of late?
1) Nope, you suck, Evil.
2) In fact your sucking sucks so bad it sucks!
3) Yeah I blame constant monitoring by the NSA (and prolly the Family Research Council) for the lag.
4) Try logging in on something a little newer than that Commodore 64, Evil.
5) Whine, whine, whine. There are swingers in poor countries who only have dial up!
6) Don't EVEN get me started on tech glitches on Swingular.
7) Could be worse. Could be the early launch Obamacare site.
8) It's all those damned pop up adds for single males that slow shit down.
9) Don't worry, Windows 10 will fix EVERYTHING!
10) YOU try pleasing a bunch of horny swingers. They're raging hormone monsters who compulsively log in 50 times a day!
11) It's all the 12 year old boys logging in when their parents are out that slows everything down.
12) We should all just meet at Jordan Landing 24 and fuck in the back row.
Isn't It All About Marketing? - Interesting what people post in profiles and pictures - I find all aspects of the lifestyle interesting. One of the most interesting is what swingers post on these types of sites - who they are, what they are looking for, and their public and private pictures.
Isn't it all about market ourselves? I will not make any judgmental remarks here, because we should not be judgmental in the lifestyle; however, sometimes I wonder what they are trying to communicate.
Because I am a professional website designer I probably look at things differently, also because I am a voyeur I like to see good quality images - ones that show me something about what can be expected in sexual play.
I also wonder if I am reading/seeing more in things that are posted than are really intended - i.e., personality, intelligence, playfulness, etc.
Thus my questions:
Do people take the time here to make a good impression?
Are they trying to open doors or to close deals?
Do they do well at marketing themselves?
Do you have opinions about what is good marketing on a swinger site?
Charles for Lauri and Me
Disappointments! - - Sorry you are having problems, a pic and better stated profile may help you. Many couples will not meet with bi males, that may be a part of it too.
Either way there are many great Lifestyle clubs in your area, get out of the house and go meet the thousands of couples that are in them each week. You will not be disappointed for long.
Also there are many swingers sites on the web, many are regionalized more than others. Either get more from your area to join here or add another site along with this one.
Searching for Sensual Photographer - - Gio is amazing GIOPHOTO is his profile name. Very classy and makes you feel comfortable. He has photographed many swingers and would be happy to show you his work. Tell him Koigirl sent you.
Hosts Needed - Looking for local hosts in each major area! -
Hello Chris and I would love to host in the Ohio area.. We host swingers all the time when in the area...We've been in the lifestyle for over 6yrs now and hosting for over 2yrs. so if you are interested in having us host please feel free to let us know...
trouble finding play mates in your area - - Our next door neighbors to the south east of us are not swingers. Our next door neighbors to the north west of us are not swingers. I did however see am attractive 40 something neighbor lady across the street and to the east of us get dropped off by another couple one night and the other woman gave her a pretty deep goodbye kiss. Think I will have to shovel her walks more often this winter.
Most entertaining profiles on Swingular. - - Oh my gawd, I open this account just now and had 44 messages waiting in our mailbox?
I figured the damn Drug, Porn, Mortgage, Hot Stock Alert spammers had found this account as well. (Rat Bastards)
Then I thought perhaps someone's mouse malfunctioned and it repeatedly click send mail... 44 times.
So just like the hot chick in "Murder she Wrote" I went out to solve the mystery and that's where I found CNKISS!
Figures, a hot couple who lives (Lehi, UT 1876 miles) from us. (Cuba is only 152 miles away from us, this means we stand a better chance meeting Castro.
For you real young swingers "Castro" is the head Cheese in Cuba and has been since the 1950's... don't confuse him with the sexual lubricant ( Castrol ) for that real race car driver in you!
So, after being called out like this what can we do for a big grand finale?....
Our profile was written to make US all laugh at US.... both couples and single men...
And now we can all laugh together as a group just once.........Click the link below:
Can someone enlighten me? - - I'm just curious... like I mentioned in another thread, now that my thong pic isn't our primary profile pic we're suddenly getting a LOT of blind friend requests (well, I assume they're blind because they didn't wanna be BFF's when it was MY ass they were lookin' at.
[em]Emo_59[/em] But I digress. So am I the only one who kinda has a problem accepting a friendship request from people with absolutely no pictures whatsoever in their profiles, little or no info of any kind in the written portion that would lead me to believe we might have anything in common or give me any reason whatsoever to let them look at our private pics in all their glory? I think this would make a good poll. What do you think the number one reason someone would have no pics at all in their profile?
1) They're shy....no, I mean REALLY fucking shy!
2) They don't own a camera, a phone with a camera, know someone who owns a camera or have a pencil to at least draw a stick figure of themselves.
3) They're in the Federal Witness Protection Program.
4) They're internationally famous movie stars and charge for autographed photos.
5) They can't quite figure out all this computer/internet/Instagram shit.
6) They really don't give a fuck but would REALLY appreciate it if we'd open our pics because their fap folder is gettin' low.
7) They're ghosts/vampires/aliens who are physically unable to be photographed.
8) They're not really swingers. They work for the NSA (or the LDS church)
9) None of your damned business. Just open your fucking face pics to them!
Is HABITS still the place to go? - - [quote=SEXYHOTFUN]there will be a hot first time couple at habits on friday..if u see us please come up and say hi! we just joined and we cant send emails!? do u have to pay to send emails! any advice would be great.[/quote] If you havent yet and your spouse and yourself are interested in the lifestyle I know admin had their lifetime membership deal going again. I would recommend buying it. As far as any other advice I would say read the swingers wiki to get yourself familiar with some of the do's and dont's. But above all have fun and dont do anything that you two arent comfortable with.