Montana Swingers on Swingular

Montana Swingers

Montana Swingers on Swingular

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Disappointments! - - Sorry you are having problems, a pic and better stated profile may help you. Many couples will not meet with bi males, that may be a part of it too. Either way there are many great Lifestyle clubs in your area, get out of the house and go meet the thousands of couples that are in them each week. You will not be disappointed for long. Also there are many swingers sites on the web, many are regionalized more than others. Either get more from your area to join here or add another site along with this one. Good Luck!!

New Rating System to Match Couples - This will take care of the - +10 points for Gryffindor! +50 points for BUMMYPUS! .... and +5 points for our new friend from Kamas who finally got all "good natured" and showed some love. (although, even with the extra 5 points, you're still way at the bottom of the swinger food chain... along with the toll-booth workers, orangutans, bicycle seat sniffers, and other assorted undesirables) I know its tough being a single male... trying to score some wild poontang in the wonderful world of the swingers. You'd think with this smorgASSborg of fine pussy around here, there'd certainly must be some extras lying around waiting for a fine fella like you to dip his twig into??!! I feel for you, man (not really, but work with me here). But you've got to bring a dish to the potluck (baked roadkill doesn't cut it) if you want to sit at the big kids' table. Suggestion: grab a girl (human), and a shower, and join the rest of the swinger party. One thing we don't need is extra 'swingin' dicks' at the HO-down. .... Extra bunny tail, that's a different story now, isn't it? Like my one-eyed pappy always sez... "Son, life ain't fair" He also used to say "Boy, there is a 22.5% chance I ain't yer real Pappy" I'm not sure what that exactly meant, but I'm sure he loved me as much as that old Chevy pickup of his. Cheers! BTW, Whenever I get all jazzed up, my good friend Mike always asks me... WWJD ... for a Klondike Bar?

Gangbang group in Tampa? - - Somehow, over the last few years, I have developed a reputation for organizing gang bangs in my community. I attempted to set up a "Mid-South Gang Bang Club" on another swingers site, with the intent of having the regular attendees post their profiles so that a lady or couple who is interested could review them. To my surprise, it has been difficult to get men to commit publicly to a Gang Bang Club maintained by me, even though they have participated with me at group swings or gang bangs. So, when friends request that I organize a gang bang, I still need to go through the process of contacting these men individually, determine if the host likes them, get commitments, follow up, etc. I think the reason these men will not commit publicly to a Gang Bang Club organized by me is because I am a man. All straight (but not homophobic) men still have a certain aversion to situations in which there is any hint of bisexuality. Even though there is nothing about my group or reputation that suggests it, a gang bang group organized by a man may be so perceived. As a couple, you may have better luck establishing a public gang bang club. Of course, include only men that you know are capable because you have played with them or they have strong references from others.

Online donations - A new way for lifestyle clubs to collect donations - Call your charity "The care of swingers" Fund. You don't have to justify the charity, only show a user-base that is interested in donating. If you are the one "taking care", all proceeds can go to you, since you are the one providing/ensuring their care. The money can be used in any manner that coincides with "the care of swingers" to include your compensation for working toward the care of swingers. The beauty of it is, you can even file for tax exempt status, save the income portion that goes to you and your staff for their work. If a church can do it, so can you. -D-

Anything but Habits?! - Chill Hangouts? - [quote=WETANDHARDUTCPL][quote=FUNNESTCOUPLE81]Habits is a fun club, and we've tried it out a few times, but we're not really into the club scene. We like to chill, play pool, drink beer, talk and listen to rock and roll.... is there any swingers places like this? Help!!! [/quote] We were introduced to the Leprechaun Inn it's a nice place to grab a beer, chat, play pool and grab a bite to eat at.. we try and go about once a week.. its on 4900 south 900 east..in Murray.[/quote] I would love to meet you guys for some pool and fun there . . .let me know when you two are going to attend please, thank you kindly :)

questions,thoughts, opinions, - Cousins, or family at parties together? - [quote=DDRIVER03]Lol so it sounds like we all need to have a swingers family reunion and instead of swapping wives we all swap, families. Lol[/quote]Now thats funny!!!

Swinging in Tokyo or Shanghai - - This might sound obvious, but look up Japan lifestyle, or swingers in a search engine....i'm sure there has to be a page or 2 in english...

SENDING EMAIL VIA CELL PHONE APP.. - - [quote=LILMISSRIDINGHOOD][quote=MATTANDLIZFORFUN][quote=LILMISSRIDINGHOOD][quote=MATTANDLIZFORFUN]Is it just us, or is half the site suddenly missing?[/quote] Half the site is missing. On the bright side. You only have half the stuff to focus on. :) [/quote] But we're swingers, more is almost always better[/quote] I get ya. Maybe we could begin a game of who can post the naughtiest picture in the forums until it comes back up. You first.[/quote]\ Oooh, fun game! I'll start. [img]https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-85c0c545b8f56e87204062d8f7e1c909?convert_to_webp=true[/img] [img]http://img.wennermedia.com/620-width/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-hug-105b10eb-16d2-4086-9564-83856240f11c.gif[/img]

What were you for Halloween? - - Halloween seems to be high holy days for swingers at least around here. Did you dress up and go to a lifestyle party? We didn't know if we would for sure be in town so we had to come up with some quick last minute costumes. Ms. Evil was Ines Sainz...super tight, lowcut top, tight jeans, overstuffed bra, ubiquitous sunglasses on top of her head, press credentials and her microphone complete with TV Azteca logo. I was a NY Jets player, Jets jersey, eye black, towel wrapped around my waist with one of Ms. Evil's strap-ons poking out under the towel. The only Jets jersey I could find was Mark Sanchez so after more than a few drinks when clueless people kept asking who/what I was supposed to be I smeared some chocolate on my upper lip and told them I was a "dirty Sanchez". ;-) Evil

Are you going to Comic Con this year? - - 1) Yup and I'm finally gonna bang that chubby little Ewok chick this year. 2) How juvenile and immature *sniff*. I will be attending a cotillion and a wine tasting instead. 3) No, because they still won't let me wear my AUTHENTIC Lady Godiva costume! 4) No but I'm gonna hang around outside and hit on all the drunk and horny Princess Leia's at the nearby bars. 5) I can't WAIT to meet Stan Lee...and his wrinkly old weenus! 6) No, I'm boycotting until they bring back Firefly. 7) Why dress up like a fucking robot when I can go fuck all the nasty swingers I want at Habits? 8) I can't wait! In fact I'm camping out at the Salt Palace right now. 9) Salt Lake Comic Con is lame AND a blatant rip off of San Diego Comic Con. 10) I'm starting my own Comic Con...in Erda. 11) I guess it beats black light bowling or karaoke night...but not by much. 12) I'd rather go to General Conference than Comic Con. 13) Go have a few beers, Evil. You've obviously had a hard week. 14) My costume is ALMOST finished. I just need to find a large silver mechanical robot penis. 15) I'd rather throw myself naked, into the orgy pit at Red Rooster, covered in BBQ sauce...on Hungry Hungry Nympho Night than go to Comic Con. 16) Yeah, I'll be there...because I have no life. 17) Yeah, I'll be there...because I have an AWESOME sci-fi life! 18) Yes, we're both going in cute, sexy, matching cosplay costumes. 19) [img]https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/cosplay7.jpg?quality=80&strip=all[/img]

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