Oregon Swingers on Swingular

Oregon Swingers

Oregon Swingers on Swingular

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Professional carpet cleaning - Great deals for swingers - hey those trade offers are reserved for poolboys fucking carpet cleaners are always creepy or mexiquen lol

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Singles posing as couples - - What about us? We're actually swingers who like to meet nice people. Sometimes even singles. Sometimes men. Sometimes women. sometimes couples. Some plump. Some skinny. We don't have ANY trouble sorting through the screwy ones. It's the [b][i][u]nice[/u][/i][/b] aspect that we seem to be having trouble finding on this forum recently. Sorry to stray from the OP's topic but it looks like it's heading south anyway.[em]Emo_42[/em]

HELP!!!!!!!!! I guess we need to work on our profile - - Maybe you could add a coupon for a free bowl of soup? That's always a big hit around the holiday shopping season. If that doesn't work, be sure to add the lines about how in love you are with each other, how you are DD free and expect to stay that way, you are looking to spice up your great love life, and be sure to write NO SINGLE MALES!!! 3 times all in CAPS so people know you are REALLY serious... You don't want any of those sneaky little bastards squeaking through the cracks. Oh yeah, don't forget to dress up your profile with those fancy MySpace backgrounds. Include a picture of your sportscar, boat, and two-headed squirrel that you caught while on your exotic vacation in Rexburg ID... these all get extra points. Last but not least, you gotta have a closeup shot of your genitals. Who says that once you've seen 10,000 knobby/dried up peckers, they all look the same? When in doubt, look at the profiles of other popular people on this site, read their clever ads, and do the old "copy and paste" routine. Just don't copy their pics, people may be disappointed when they are expecting Ben and Jennifer, and they end up meeting more common folk. Warning: Don't copy our profile. It is down right stupid and was obviously written by an ignoramous. The bottom line... profiles are pretty much all the same. Writing some clever literary prose ain't gonna get you laid. The only thing I've got going for me is a hot wife (bait), alcohol (to relax the spouse of the guy who wants to fuck my wife), and chloroform (to disable the other guy's wife when she finally decides "there ain't no way she's 'taking it for the team' with that crazy bastard! " Oh yeah, one more thing.... I also was smart enough to move away from Utah to a place where there are good swinger clubs, lots of hot sexy swingers, and our law-makers aren't a bunch of old white haired guys, in funny underware, who think a good time involves green jello and an accordian player! I gotta tell my former neighbors... I've been to "The Place" and it definitely is NOT in Utah. (Note: the Cirque at Snow Bird and Catherine's Area at Alta might be the closest exception to that last statement) I hope that was helpful. Good luck with your profile. :D

Before you started swinging - - - Illustrator you and evil keep the forums so funny, thanks for the laughs. To get on topic however, we had no idea the fun and enjoyment or type of people that did this before becoming participants. We have been lucky because most of the swingers we have met are just great people that really enjoy sex. How simple and easy can it get.

Stainless Steel Kitchens? - Stainless Steel Kitchens? - We are thinking that we want the cabinets themselves to be stainless but the counter top to be some other material because it is more likely that scratches or stains will occur on the counter tops than on the cabinets or the appliances with exception of the stove. Stove tops (like swingers posting in the forums) can take a lot of abuse if you cook a lot. Some wear and maybe even some scaring is bound to happen. We are looking more for low maintenance functionality and dependability than high maintenance glamour that you are afraid to touch or that has a quick break down once you actually start to cook. We just love a kitchen that just screams use me harder, harder, yes please. As I said earlier we are more like an adventure base camp than the Ritz Carlton. The designer we know and trust and so far are planning on using has a team he works with it seems but we can pass anyone's name along to him and yes we will be discrete. So far he has never had a request for a steel kitchen so we are looking mostly for someone that has access to the steel cabinetry and some experience in installing steel kitchens. We are still open to other options so long as the durability might be comparable.

Lifestyle friendly RV camping areas within a couple hundred mil - - I am putting a trip together fun swingers/ nudist on April 28-30 at baker Hotsprings It is around Delta UT Lots of places for RV's and tents Have been doing it for about8 years Everyone is welcome Come early stay late

WHY DO WE GET STOOD UP? - - This behavior is merely the result of being "socially awkward" (i.e., the inability to act appropriately and say appropriate things in a given situation). Experienced, fuinctional swingers know how to meet socially in public and communicate whether or not they want to play. "Socially awkward" people have not developed the ability to do this and just rudely stand others up instead.

Was it all our fault that... - - ...Moroni got hit by lightning yesterday? [img]http://img.ksl.com/slc/2591/259143/25914376.JPG[/img] [img]http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjGSq3UUoAAINev.jpg[/img] 1) Yup. We were VERY naughty at the party Sat. night. Sorry, Moroni. 2) It's not us swingers who are evil, it's all that gay marriage and war on Christmas stuff. 3) OMG, that's the funniest thing I've seen all day. 4) That does it. We're confessing and going back to church...just as soon as we have the gang bang we're planning for our birthdays. 5) Actually I'm 100% shocked I haven't been struck by lightning yet! 6) (Insert apocalyptic end of the world scripture here) 7) Why couldn't it have hit the capital rotunda...while the legislature was in session? 8) I KNEW I should have given up masturbating for Lent. 9) Oh well, they'll likely put up a statue of Donald Trump there now anyway.

hall passes - who all does it - Never could understand the "Hall Pass" thing for swingers or the "No separate Room thing". If you're confident in your relationship (which alot of you say you are) why do you need either? If u guy's want to do these things...be careful what u ask for. Your woman is going to have alot more opportunities then you.

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