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New Mexico Swingers

Looking for an attorney in the lifestyle - Question - I don't honestly think you would need an attorney. Most swingers clubs opperate as just a house that holds parties. Unless you are serving alcohol you shouldn't need license of any kind. at the door, you have donations, not entry fees. The only place i know that did have an operating license was in San Diego, THAD's. The owner had to file suite against the city and county to get the councilman and law enforcement to stop harrasing him. The city finaly gave him a license as a "Sexual Encounters Club" but not allowed to serve alcohol. Anyone that brought alcohol had to put it in a fridge and could take out their own alcohol anytime they wanted, but the helpers couldn't serve the alcohol.

Just a little friendly advise to most single male swingers. - Male swingers - Single Swinging Males: Staying Thirsty My Friends from one swinger to another: This article will definitely not apply to all single males, but if you do take offense to this then you are the rude, pushy, insensitive single male that has no clue that swinging is good adult fun and not your personal way getting access to

Crickets! - - Damn....The forum is as dead as the economy. Take heart swingers, don’t lose faith. Human kind will prevail, Sex will prevail.

Couple looking for wifeswapping, swinging, lifestyling and or org - - My wife and I would like to fuck some people and/or have sex with them. We are experienced swingers but haven't had sexual intercourse with anyone else for a long long time. In fact, our swinger hymens have almost assuredly grown back and our genitalia is as tight and unused as that of a first semester freshman BYU coed (full disclaimer-there also may or may not be cobwebs present from disuse). If you like Pina Coladas and gettin' lost in the rain...if you're not into STD's and you have half a brain please HUU. Alternatively we would like to orgybang a bunch of hot nasty slutty people. Costumes and/or real personalities are optional. We're not looking for one night stands. We're looking for 1 hour (maybe 30 minutes) stands. We are dead ringers for Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan (if both of them went on a 3 month bender of drugs, alcohol and Fight Club-esque beatings). We don't expect you to be Ken and Barbie but we want you to at least be Skipper and Todd or maybe Chuckie and a Cabbage Patch Kid. If you don't know any of these references you're WAY too young for us and you should go fuck some really hot Beliebers while discussing the pros and cons of Call of Duty WWII. No offense. We don't Kick or Instachat or Snapgram or Twit. In fact our cell phones only hold half a dozen contacts each, voice dial is spotty, and our virtual/digital assistant is Ask Jeeves' alcoholic second cousin from Plumpton, East Sussex, Nigel. So you'll have to contact us through email, smoke signals, or Miss Cleo. We prefer Miss Cleo. NO SNAIL MAIL! We're not old, irrelevant geezers! Check out our profile and pics and if you don't experience severe projectile vomiting we might just be your next right swipe (No idea what that means but it sounded edgy and hip and not entirely 100% desperate). THE (accept no substitutes) Evildoers

Which is Best? - Please give your valued opinion - You're married to Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy? No wonder you don't post pics of him in your profile fearing you'd be inundated by adoring fans/curiosity seekers. As far as increasing your appeal we vote for grow a full on 70's bush and call it a day. p.s. Met Ron at our very first swingers convention at the Sands in Vegas way back in the day. Is he still dating teenaged girls? Funny dude, big dick...if you can get past the way he looks. [em]Emo_67[/em]

Other activities? - Do you only meet swingers for sex? - No it is not just for sex although that is a really fun part of it. Some of the things we have done with couples that we swing with inlude, going out to dinner, go to a movie together, go to a play, go to a concert, go shoot some pool toether, go bowling, invite them up to our cabin for the weekend (yes we have had couples come spend an entire weekend at the cabin and not play even though we had before and since). We like to go hiking together, fix a fun dinner in at our place in town or at the cabin and enjoy. Other things have included some plane old fashioned helping out stuff like working equipment or building something. Lots of things we like besides fun and frolic in the bedroom, but we like that too.

Have Diapers...will travel. - Funny, not so funny...the Love Triangle from Space. - I just want to know how the things she had packed up (along with the pepper spray) were going to be used - this was one smart USAF/NASA trained lady so she had to have some great plan to make use of it all. If she would have only been a swinger the triangle thing would have been much less of a problem :-) Swingers In Space ". . . .or would you like swing on a star . . . ." Max

Swinging Nude Night @ Club Hedonism Wed May 24th - - Our Dear Swingular Friends, You are invited to join us for Swinging Nude Night at Club Hedonism LAST WEEKS PARTY WAS SUCH A HIT AND A BIG THANK YOU GOES OUT TO ALL THE SEXY SWINGULAR COUPLES THAT ATTENDED ,SOOO ,,WE HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN LOL WEDNESDAY MAY 24TH ANOTHER SWINGING NUDE NIGHT!!!! Location: Club Hedonism 1000 East Sample Rd. Pompano Beach, Fl Exit 39 1 mile east Date: Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 Time: 8:00 pm to 4:00 am The XXXcitement never ends at, South Florida's premier elegant, private, intimate lifestyle club for the sophisticated and the adventurous... SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! The results from our most recent ONLINE POLL are in! We asked, "Which Wednesday Swingin' Nude Night do you prefer..... Couples Only? or Couples & Singles Mixed?" It was a close call, the votes were tied, and then COUPLES ONLY landed the winning vote just seconds before the poll ended! BUT.... We were truly impressed with the voting action, so we're making our first Wednesday Swingin' Nude Night a night that EVERYONE will enjoy! Club Hedonism's First SWINGIN' NUDE NIGHT WEDNESDAY, MAY 17TH SKIN IS IN ..... CLOTHING IS OPTIONAL The Main Club Bar and Front Playrooms will be open to COUPLES & SINGLES MIXED The Fantasy Bar and Lounge Playrooms will be open to COUPLES ONLY ______________________________________________ XXX JELLO BODY SHOTS WILL BE SERVED IN BOTH BARS! ______________________________________________ "FRED" OUR HOUSE SYBIAN will be giving "Free Mustache Rides" in The Fantasy Lounge RIDE HIM TIL YOU SCREAM FOR A FREE WEEKEND CLUB PASS !!! ______________________________________________ DOORS OPEN AT 8PM.... Come early & then come all night long! *Member Couples..... just $35 at the door *Member Ladies.............. never a door fee *Member Gentlemen..... just $50 at the door *All New Memberships Purchased Tonight are HALF PRICE in honor of May Madness! Flirt... Mingle... Play... *NUDE* with South Florida's SEXIEST FRIENDLIEST SWINGERS at... CLUB HEDONISM 1000 East Sample Road Pompano Beach, FL 33064 (954) 783 - 4741 www.clubhedonism.com ____________________________ PS: ___________________________ PROPER DRESS CODE EVERY NIGHT No shorts, jeans, sneakers, sandals, t-shirts or hats. Gentlemen: dress like one ... Ladies: dress for seduction (The club reserves the right to refuse service and/or admittance based on appearance and/or attitude) ____________________________________________________________ Birthdays, Anniversaries, Special Ocassions Contact us... We'll help you make it a night to remember! ____________________________________________________________ We welcome your comments, suggestions and questions via email at: [email protected] ____________________________________________________________ Subscribe or unsubscribe to this newsletter at the subscription link on our website or click here: http://clubhedonism.com/subscribe.htm

Utah? - - Utah has Swingers Florida has Swingers, beaches, The Keys, Mickey Mouse, Professional Football, College Football, The best Militay Bases in the World, NASA, Offshore Fishing and you can ride your motorcycle year round!!! Come to think of it,,Yea, go to Utah,,We'll just keep this to ourselves

Inappropiate before meeting - - I know how I want to deal with it but we need some advice, suggestions, comments on what we should do about this??? A couple contacted us to meet,we exchanger a number of email and phone # to confirm they are a couple. Arranged a meeting date time and place. Everything sounds good so far no red flags, we still have not meet yet. The Mr. of the couple has started to text and sext my Mrs at all different times of the day including at night when she is working NO she was not returning the texts. Remember we still have not meet!!! I think this is inappropriate and crossing a line, my Mrs didn't think it was to bad till last night when he was texting her at work with some very graphic pic and language, that can get her fired in a heart beat. 1.So should I tell him to just cool it till we meet or 2.Tell him fuck you you blew it we don't want to meet any more do not contact us again ever or 3.Call and set up an earlier meet and beet the shit out of him then tell him #2 ya ya I know this is a sex site and we are swingers blah blah blah