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MEET AND GREET - ALT PATHWAY MEET AND GREET IN TAMPA - ALT PATHWAY
Friday AUGUST 7TH
9:00 PM Until 2am
Ladies Drink 2 for 1
YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING AND YOU HAVE ASKED SO M & M PARTIES ALONG WITH SHYLATIN HAVE LISTENED.
WE HAVE CUM TO TAMPA!!
YES YOU HEARD IT RIGHT WE ARE HERE WE ARE HAVING OUR FIRST TAMPA MEET N GREET!!
IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN TO ONE OF OUR PARTIES YOU KNOW WE MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT THE PEOPLE!!
WE ARE REAL SWINGERS THROWING SWINGER PARTIES!!
WE INTEND TO MAKE EVERYONE COMFORTABLE AND HAPPY!!
ALT PATHWAYS IS A GREAT RESTAURANT AND STILL HAS THAT LOUNGE/CLUB ATMOSPHERE!!
FROM A NICE COZY SECTION AROUND THE BAR TO SIT AND ENJOY CONVERSATION. TO A STEP DOWN AREA WHERE THE MUSIC WILL
BE JAMMIN THE LATEST MUSIC.
DJ MISA AND MR SHYLATIN WILL KEEP THE DANCE FLOOR PACKED.
DONATIONS FOR THE EVENT ARE AS FOLLOWS:
COUPLES: $15.OO
SINGLE MALES: $25.00
SINGLE FEMALES: FREE
A $5.00 COUPON FOR FOOD WILL ALSO BE GIVEN AT THE DOOR!!
SO CUM MAKE A NIGHT OF IT ARRIVE A LITTLE EARLY EAT DINNER THEN SIT BACK GET TO KNOW SOME NEW ONES CATCH UP
WITH SOME OLD FRIENDS AND THEN GO PARTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
LOCATED 1 block East of 275 off of Bush Blvd.
The address is 810 E. Skagway Ave -
Tampa, Florida - 33604 .
The restaurant phone # is 813-932-7400.
C YOU ALL THERE
M & M/SHYLATIN PARTIES www.mmparties.com
PLEASE RSVP BACK AT THIS EMAIL
P.S THIS JUST IN IF YOU ATTEND OUR MEET N GREET THIS FRIDAY YOU WILL RECEIVE A TICKET TO A FREE ENTRY TO ANOTHER PARTY FOR LIFESTYLERS ON SATURDAY IT IS THE GRAND OPENING OF NEW TAMPA CLUB!!! DONT MISS OUT!!!!!!!!!!
Random funny shit. - A place to post anything you think others might find amusing. - [quote=Utahldscouple][quote=EVILDOERS]Yeah, I know, but there are a lot of noobs here who NEED to see that video so they'll learn how to become swingers the RIGHT way! "At swinger's parties it's a must to smoothly glide with every thrust. Use the lube that swingers trust and reach for Uncle Fromin's." The ONLY sex lube designed for three or more people![/quote]Where do you get the time and find all of these?[/quote]
That particular video was made by a Colorado couple that, before they split, were on another swingsite that we're on. They actually produced a number of REALLY funny videos (most of which, sadly, aren't online anymore) and posted them on that website. As you might imagine he and I had similar personalities and talked at length a number of times online about all kinds of random funny stuff.
The Batman video was one I just stumbled on while surfing YouTube. Of course, I'm drawn to funny, facetious, and borderline offensive styles of comedy. We actually use humor (as you probably have guessed) as a tool to help us weed out couples that we wouldn't necessarily be compatible with. And it's actually for the OTHER couples' benefit because we are fairly likely (and Ms. Evil is guilty of this even more than I am-lol) to crack jokes in the middle of sex. We've had more than a few people over the years get quite upset with her/us for doing this.
But I'm ALWAYS looking for new, funny, stuff and that's why I started this thread, way back in the time of the dinosaurs, to find more new stuff because we LOVE to laugh! [em]Emo_49[/em]
Why so much hate in the swingers world... - - I seem to suddenly remember why I stay out of the forums
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Don I am actually quite fond of corona.. with lime Not with ass or shit LOL
Other activities? - Do you only meet swingers for sex? - we are going to make two posts. This one (the humor) and a more serious one. The second will take a bit of writing...
Meet em at the party
Have sex with them
find out names
go to dinner
decide it you like them
have a nice after dinner conversation
MEANT COMPLETELY as humor
Shit Swingers Say - Hilarious Video.. - I believe this to most likely be the most famous line ever...........Is this the female half?
Are you Wet would be the 2nd most said. (Ya I get wet every time you text me...even at work, at the dentist, driving my car and, On the job. Yes I am just a fountain of wetness....just oozing out all over everyone. Hehe only Joking don't get your panties in a bundle.)
HAHAHA...Hell ya!
International Swingers Day - How are you celebrating? - We left some Jager and condoms out for the god Eros and then had the fam over for a big celebration.
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Meet swingers in Tooele - Where do the swingers hang out in Tooele? - [quote=EVILDOERS]I'm pretty sure that Tooele swingers usually hang out in the super swanky high end night clubs in Urda. I could be wrong though.[/quote]um I think its spelled Erda and if you find one the let us know lol Then we will go together
Single male in this lifestyle.. - I have questions for couples and single females. - At the risk of restating for the millionth time...
Cold hard truth time, JOSH. Single guys in the lifestyle are a dime a dozen (that's a really old fashioned way of saying there are a LOT of you). And believe it or not you all claim you're super spiffy dudes (you're not...not all of you anyway). If you all WERE super duper All American boy-next-door stud muffins you'd have girls falling all over you and we wouldn't be having this (single male) conversation for the bazillionth time.
So let's do the math. There are a LOT of single guys in the lifestyle (despite some who would argue that singles aren't really swingers). There are fewer couples in the lifestyle and even fewer single ladies (again despite that 'swingles aren't swingers' argument). So even factoring in the fact that ALL swinger females are insatiable minxes who have sex almost continuously there just isn't enough time in the day for them to get around to fucking each and every single guy. Sorry, man.
My advice to you, and you aren't gonna like it, is to take all those amazing qualities you possess and find a hottie of your own that you can go out into the wild world of swingdom and share with other people. Swinging really is a couple centric activity. There's a reason it used to be called "wife swapping" and people wearing like disco clothes and gold chains and stuff used to go to key parties. Can you imagine the chaos that would have ensued if a bunch of single guys threw their keys in the bowel at a key party?
ps- If you'd rather not find a woman to swing with and prefer to keep your single male status my advice to you would be to grow a very thick skin, become more patient than a Buddhist monk and never ever ever come across as desperate or WORSE pissy that you don't feel like you're getting your fair share of hot swinger tail.
A&E New show about swingers... - neighbors with benefits.... - Ah...great memories of the Real Sex producers running around during the Erotic Ball at the old LSO convention trying to talk Ms. Evil into letting them shoot her in her slutty little costume. They would also have specific "dances" that were pre-announced to be filmed for the program. The dance floor would almost clear entirely when those dances were announced. LOL
Tooele swingers party - Our first swingers party - So after discussing it for a bit with my wife weve decided wed like to try and host a swingers party here in tooele. Now ideally wed like to primarily focus on playing with other tooele couples. This invite also extends to those outside this area so long as they can make the drive. So for those interested or want details and what have you. Feel to join the tooelecouplesfun in the kik pubic groups or speak to us directly dm devilfox187 and we can talk. As a warning couples are preferred and will come first followed by single females and then single males. Im sure we will have a few of each but as this will be at our home we will cut it off at a point. Apologies on that and hope to hear from some fun swingers in and surrounding tooele, lets have fun ;-)
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