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The Black Ring - How to spot a swinger - LOL We've been doing this for a LONG time and it cracks us the fuck up to see these frequent "ways to tell if someone is a swinger". We've heard everything from a white rock in their front yard to an upside down pineapple in their grocery cart. Even stuff like wearing an ankle bracelet on a particular ankle or a single earring in a particular ear. Bottom line is, in this world of almost instantaneous and pervasive communication even if there WAS a ubiquitous symbol of swinging acceptance almost nobody would display it as they would quickly be outed to people they might not want to know about their little hobby. We've gone to conventions and hotel takeovers many times in the past and it usually took about a day for any vanillas nearby to learn what the wristbands mean and start gawking (or even trying to sneak in) and for the swingers to start hiding them under watches and bracelets or removing them entirely so as not to be identified. Another swingsite we're on even started a new smartphone app using GPS that alerts you if there is another swinger nearby. Almost nobody uses it in fear of somehow being ID'd as a swinger.

Swinging in Utah - What makes A Pretty Great State a great place to swing? - So I could be totally wrong about why I think Utah is right up there (at least considering our relatively modest population) with many places that are much more...well let's just say cosmopolitan. Thought an informal little poll would be fun to get some feedback as to why others think the lifestyle scene is so active here in Zion. 1) It's all the warm sunny weather and sexy, sandy beaches. 2) Something in the water...other than fluoride. 3) It's rebellion from the influence from the LDS church. 4) A younger population equals more hormones and horniness. 5) The high alcohol beer makes us lose our inhibitions quicker. 6) Utah is no different than any other place as far as the number of swingers, etc.. 7) It's so cold here we have to swing to stay warm. 8) We're wired for swinging because of our ancestors and their polygamy. 9) We grew up reading Prayboy and Repenthouse so we're just bundles of hormones waiting to burst! 10) The churches missionary program teaches us to share the gospel so we're all just trying to share the swinging gospel with others. 11) Because green jello is a natural aphrodisiac. 12) Because we're all curious as to what REALLY goes on behind those "Zion Curtains". 13) Because hottubs remind us of those nice warm baptismal fonts. 14) We're jealous of the polygamists who can have hard core swing parties without ever leaving home (and they are never sausage fests!). 15) It's a mutant virus spread by brine fly bites. So, here's your chance to let everyone know why YOU think we're all a bunch of horny little carrot snappers. [em]Emo_12[/em]

Taking one for the team - Yay or nay - Here Here DARKNLADYJEDI Aka Barbi :p but yeah alot of swingers on here are becoming so picky about the physical they forget all about the sexual side. Its a fuck just like gettin drunk and pickin up a pratical stranger in a bar pratically.

It's Sunday! So what is your... - - Actually all of them are very faithful, errrr I mean very funny... However number 12, about starting an alternate ward sounds intriguing. Very few couples we have played with do not have a deeply spiritual side to them. In some ways adult fun requires special mature talents stronger than jealousy and able to endure rejections, so why not have a swingers ward where we can bare our testicals errr I mean testimony of the truthfulness of the fun, err I mean of the work of our load,.... errr i mean of the Lord in our life style, errr I mean in our lives. yessssss.... that's riggggght... that's what I mean. :-)

Funny Joke About Forums - How Many Forum Members Does It Take to Change A Lightbulb? - :i Don't you all think this should have been posted under "Lifestyle Questions" since the basis of the inquiry was to determine how many forum posters from this, a swingers site, it would take to perform a given task? So, it is a question from a swinger about swingers... definately a "Lifestyle Question". Sorta like this one: "How many single men, on a swinger site, does it take to get 5 pages of forum comments from fellow swingers?" Apparently 1 if he's from another planet and a profound tard. Definately a lifestyle question. :z just couldnt resist

OK, the smell just pissd you off what do you do? - - You know, I was thinking the other day there should be a swingers guidebook. For instance ladies, its nice of us to shave, wash up, etc "down there". But then go ruin all your work by peeing and not washing again with soap and water.........and then expect your guy (or some one else ;) ) to want to eat you and spend time doing it? Prolly not. Oh, and skip the bath powders and feminine deoderant down there if you want to be eaten. Pussy has a flavor, and its probably better than the taste of Johnsons and Johnson baby powder. Same for guys. yes, the phrase is shit, shower, shave. In that order please. And if you think you might ber going out later to have sex, or oral, and you are a guy, skip putting salt all over everything. Makes "everything" more salty. And if you are a lady, skip spaghetti loaded with garlic for dinner. Just in case.........

Barbies nude boating - - I see on the swingular home page a link to Barbies totally nude boating. We love pics and the such of swingers in action. It seems to be a good sight. But, has anyone here ever joined that sight? And if so, is it any good?

Don'tcha just love... - - [quote=EVILDOERS]...blind Friend Requests from people thousands of miles away who have NO pictures whatsoever on their profile? Too bad SW doesn't have an auto reply that commemorates yesterday's World Middle Finger Day. [url=http://now.msn.com/viral-video-celebrates-the-first-world-middle-finger-day]Your text to link here...[/url] Oh and happy National Ice Cream Sandwich Day....and happy National Watermelon Day tomorrow...and happy National Mustard Day on Sat. Hope everyone has a wonderful holiday season...and gets laid....except for those who send blind friend requests. I hope they NEVER get laid.[/quote] Well if you are blind, pictures, probably do not mean much to you anyway. I tried closing my eyes and reading your profile by touch and I sure could not tell where you live. Maybe visually impaired swingers get the city or state wrong just like I did. It felt to me like you live at Everest Base Camp. So maybe you should give people with a disability a break! I used to give a blind friend a ride to college as a freshman, well actually the community college. Blind horny, crazy Larry made request (to get laid) ten times as often as the rest of us sited guys and albeit he got rejected more often then we made request he also got laid more often than his sited buddies. So if success means having sex Crazy blind Larry was more successful getting laid as a freshman than most. So I say if it is not broken why fix it.

Swinger Cruise - Fun for all - We are going on a Swingers Cruise in April. It is a full ship Swingers takeover (1000 couples) cruise out of Tampa to the Caribbean. Go to www.theswingercruise.com. They have a couple of cruises per year.

Cosplay ? - - I'd post the pics of us dressed as Marv and Goldie/Wendy from Sin City but our family has seen those pics and we'd prefer they not know we're swingers. Anybody ever "played" (swinger-wise) while in costumes? I'm thinking it would take Cosplay to a WHOLE new level! [em]Emo_49[/em]

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