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How can we get noticed??? - - [quote=achilles1957]SIMONEMARKS- Don't get me wrong about being nude at parties, we just don't drop our clothes at the door. It all depends on the style of party. I mean if I saw people just randomly walking around nude then yeah it would be a little weird. That's why we will go to the resorts and beaches for that.[/quote] Well our post on this thread was mostly humor. As you probably know. In defense of naked....We don't drop our clothes at the door. We neatly fold them and ask the host and hostess where we can store them. It's also a great way to get out of a multi level marketing solicitation. Seriously, we don't get naked, unless the get together, is at the point it seems to be desired and appropriate. Perhaps part of the reason hot tubs are so popular, with swingers, is that people can get naked, on the premise they are going to enjoy the tub, and they do, and the water still provides some cover. Naked is however still a big element in hot tub socializing. Otherwise why not wear suits? We met with a couple a few years back with a beautiful blonde wife, who had immigrated here from Germany and her sexy dark and handsome husband. About ten minutes into the conversation, she told us that she had decided, that she was attracted to both of us and that she was interested in going into the bedroom to be intimate, just to get that out of the way. No rush, no hurry, just so we would know. The two of us and her husband all offered up the same sentiments. Wow, the conversation immediately became really comfortable, and then easily gravitated into comfortably intimate and erotic realms. The sex that followed was wonderful. We had a couple meet us at their door once wearing nothing but bath robes. We have had swinger friends come by to visit us in a hotel suite and we were wearing nothing but the hotel's bathrobes when they arrived. In a bath robe you are not naked. They cover quite a bit of you, but the steps from clothed to naked are greatly reduced. In a bath robe people start to think about you naked. Obviously, naked is only appropriate when it is consensual. You don't invite someone for a job interview, to a hotel room, and meet them wearing a bathrobe. This is a swinger site, and sex and naked, may well be something on all of our minds. Most of the people who contact us, on this site, did so because they are interested in something sexual, and they are wondering if we might be a good fit. Good fit may have something to do with how our nakedness might affect them. We can all flirt and woo, in all sorts of way through digital media and in person, and it is all mostly fun. All of us perhaps understand our own vulnerabilities, and have our own doubts and fears. We dress ourselves up, to protect ourselves, all sorts of ways beyond clothing. In the end, don't we all want to make connections, and be desired, for who we really are? The naked us! Back to the point. Live out loud and be who you really are, and the right people will notice you with or without your clothing. So will the wrong people, but you can just block them!

What's your number? - - After a great Sunday workout, a post-workout shower, and a romp in the sack (and I'm not gonna lie, a quick post-nookie nap), Ms. Evil and I were surfing thru the RomCom selection on cable and ran across one we hadn't seen for a while. It's called "What's Your Number?" and is about a girl who freaks out when she realizes how many guys she's slept with. We thought it was pretty funny and it started us talking about what OUR number is as swingers and we quickly realized that our numbers made the female character in this movie look like a nun. [img]https://78.media.tumblr.com/e26f33d6468ed1d6bc8fe106d59dde2a/tumblr_inline_p1x1erY3oL1r5vxkh_500.gif[/img] Oh, and it didn't hurt that I've always had a big crush on Anna Faris (What can I say, funny girls turn me on!) and what woman doesn't think Chris Evans isn't hot? So the question for this poll is simple. What's your number? How many penises have been inside you, ladies? And guys, have many vaginas have you had the pleasure of invading? 1) Let's just put it this way. My bedpost collapsed many years ago from all the notches. 2) More than I can count...and that's a GOOD thing. 3) Not that many. You swingers are disgusting sluts! 4) Just a few. 5) Okay, maybe more than a dozen. 6) Is 50+ too many? 7) Definitely north of 100! 8) Over a thousand but who's counting?

Gloryhole - Any glory holes in northern utah? - You should go on two for one single male night. All ladies get their choice of any two single dudes and all the condoms they can eat...er I mean use. And any accompanying hubby gets a free commemorative blindfold and bottomless Diet Coke laced with saltpeter. [em]Emo_67[/em] But seriously...swingers who've never been to Habits?!!? That's like a Mormon who's never been to Wendover. A Muslim who's never been to Mecca. A stripper who's never gotten pole burns. A fire hydrant that's never been peed on. Boobies that have never been to Victoria's Secret! [em]Emo_84[/em]

Free Poker in Tampa Bay! - - For any that are interested, we are members in a free Texas Holdem poker league in the Tampa Bay area. If interested, please check out www.treasurechestpoker.com. We go at least three times a week, and would love to meet some of our fellow swingers there! Ron & Chrissy

PARTY!!!!!!!!!! PARTY!!!!!!!!!! PARTY!!!!!!!!!! - Laborday Lust-A-Thon in Minneapolis, MN - Well hello one and all. Summer is almost over, so what better way to say goodbye than to have a kickass party!!!! I'm pretty sure when our founding fathers first put quill to paper they had the hope that they were creating a new land based on the premise of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness....LET'S GET SOME HAPPINESS YA'LL We gonna have a Labor day Lust-A-Thon!!!! Come on out Labor Day weekend and celebrate your day away from the man the way only swingers know how, by exercising your constitutional right to party!!!!!!! When I thought up the idea of having a Labor Day party, some thought I was mad, some thought I was crazy...THE FOOLS!!!! (cue maniacal laughter) This looks like it will be one of the BIGGEST turnouts ever, and it's all happening because of you......kudos. The festivities will begin on Friday September 3rd with a get together/bar meet at Jillian's High Life Lanes in Bloomington, Minnesota (that's in the Mall Of America) from 8 pm till. E402 E. Broadway Bloomington, MN 55425 952.854.5483 If you've never been there it used to be Gatlin Brothers Music City. Next to Players Restaurant, and across from Gators. We meet in the bowling alley by the bowling ball rack by the last bowling lane (We'll be the rowdy folks on the couch). There is no charge. Then the Fun continues with a party on Saturday Sept. 4th starting at 8:00 p.m. which will continue into the night of Sunday Sept. 5th. The donation for this little endeavor is 10.00 American per cpl or single (to cover expenses) and a dish to share with other party goers (chips, salad, etc.) And we'll supply the 2 King BR suite with full kitchen and the buffalo wings (we're ordering 200, so bring an appetite) And the weekend will wind down with a potluck cookout on Labor Day Monday September 6th at Como Park in St. Paul. Come on down and party up . Bring your friends, your lovers, your neighbors (since it IS that kinda party) , or that special couple you've just been dying to break in. So come on out, release the freak, and party with the big dogs (If you miss it, don't hate yourself too much....you're still a good person gosh darn it!!). To get on the list just email [email protected] Let's make the Labor Day Lust-A-Thon out to be one of the biggest freak fests in the upper Midwest, and try to make sure we have more partying than the law allows. Come one come all, and lets make a memory Ya'll!!! Labor Day Lust-A-Thon.....It's not just a party, It's an event!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even a knife may shatter. Even a man may fall.

Couples oasis or Red Roister - Which do you prefer - "...in advanced stages of their lives or have been ridden way too hard and put away wet on far too many occasions." You say that like it's a bad thing! All I know is that the last time we were at the Red Rooster (admittedly probably 10 years ago) we saw THE largest couple we've ever seen in a swing club (or possibly anywhere else!). By the time they got up the stairs (single file as the stairway is NOT ADA compliant) they were sweating SO hard and were SO out of breath that we made a break for it before they got their second wind and took their clothes off. But you know what, good for them for being comfortable in their own...uh, skin and wanting to get their freak on in front of a small group of geriatric swingers. We did, out of morbid curiosity, scan the obituaries the next day because if someone there that night didn't have a coronary event then surely someone was crushed to death. And yes I'm a BAD person for saying that even if it's due to imbibing a WHOLE Redd's Wicked Apple Ale all by myself, on an empty stomach. Yeah, you heard it here first. The 'Doers KNOW how to party on a Saturday night! [em]Emo_57[/em]

Is Lava Hot Springs a swinger meeting place? - - Yup. Tons of swingers there. Just pick a tub with the cutest girls (or guys if that's what you're into- no judgements) and whip out yer wiener and they'll take it from there. [em]Emo_84[/em] ps- If they don't immediately respond to your "swinger signal" just start strokin' it really vigorously and then they'll know for sure that you're DTF and you'll soon get some really hot action. [em]Emo_67[/em]

Cards against humanity - Group to play - Love this game. We can pull it up in the chatroom too and play it over the net. We should make a swingers custom deck and play with it.

The lifestyle: A single mans perspective - - Well said, brother...This lifestyle is what you make of it, and some make more than others. While we are all grownups on this site (obviously, you have to be 18 or over to sign on), you'd think there would be less of a high-school mentatlity than in, say....high school? yet, we get some of the DORKIEST , misspelled emails I've ever seen. Couple that with the responses we've gotten to some posts (like the one critisizing us for getting our vip status), and we wonder how some have remembered to breathe long enough to pass high school. So, here are some very basic tips on enjoying this lifestyle: (not that I'm an expert, but obviously some need etiquette lessons) 1) The first email / chat with someone, DON"T ask idiotic questions. And don't get TOO personal. Remember, this is like dating. If a woman at a bar showed some interest, would the next thing out of your mouth be 'What size is your bra?', or 'Do you like it in the ass?'. it's no wonder some of you are in this lifestyle, you'd never get laid otherwise. 2) Keep SOCIAL meetings SOCIAL. No one cares how long you've been a proctologist, or how much money your kids have stole from you. That's YOUR business. Polite conversation is one thing, but there's nothing worse than hearing a 3 hour lecture on YOUR life experiences, followed by 'So, would you guys like to play with us?' Yeah, as if 3) There ARE other things besides sex to chat about. In person or on the computer. That's right, SWINGERS HAVE BRAINS. and we're very able to carry on converstaion (well, some of us anyway) We were at a party once, and my other half said 'I've heard sex mentioned until I'm not turned on at the thought anymore' ...it happens, just a tip 4) Unless you're planning a very long trip, or own your own private jet, don't add someone to your friend's list here OR on yahoo that lives 3,000 miles away. Let's face it, we'll never meet. Hell, we'll probably never even talk. so what's the point? Air sex? gimme a break. 5) And probably the most important. From the first meeting, to every visit you have (if someone's lucky enough to invite you back, RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE!. Just because we have a wild orgy at the pool of a local motel with wild monkeys and lots of cool whip, it DOES NOT MEAN TO GROPE US EVERYTIME YOU SEE US. We're in couples for a reason, to be in a couple. And just because we're turned on by you, or have sex, doesn't mean you own our bodies afterward. That's what your spouse/gf/bf is for. And most of us aren't here for love. NEWSFLASH...WE'RE HERE FOR SEX! These are just off the top of my head, after recieving some horrible emails, and experiencing some terrible meetings. Oh, yeah, and in response to the post, most single guys DO get a hard time in the lifestyle. But good, they should. This is about the couples, single guys are VERY easy to come by. And those who have treated us with RESPECT have been treated EXCEPTIONALLY WELL. Bravo on a great post, and good luck to you sir! Him p.s. anything I missed? list it below!

Quick question for couples - - [color=#411256"][/color]We began all this in 1996 and by 1999 we had totally quit meeting one couple at a time. (We don't meet singles so I can't address that aspect with meetings) [u]The reasons[/u]: (1) Total mismatches. (Couples personality didn't match with our own, we [b]REQUIRE[/b] a sense of humor before any possibility of sex, we must laugh before sex and then you can laugh [b]at us [/b]AFTER sex) (2) Couples not looking anything like the photos originally sent. ([u]Very[/u] old photos) (3) No shows We are in the entertainment business (Music) and work 10-15 weekends in a row before getting one off if we are lucky, having a night "crash and burn" for one the reasons mentioned was NOT accepatable. A few of these 2 couple dinners reminded me more of "The Last Supper". These days we meet couples at swingers clubs, meet & greets, and we go on 1-2 swingers cruises a year. If we don't meet anyone of interest we still have a good time with each other, nothing lost and no bad dinners for us. I can appreciate the folks living in small towns won't have as many options. All I can say is GOOD LUCK with the one couple meetings, they didn't work for us at all. Can I get an AMEN BROTHER! :^)

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