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HELP!!!!!!!!! I guess we need to work on our profile - - Maybe you could add a coupon for a free bowl of soup? That's always a big hit around the holiday shopping season. If that doesn't work, be sure to add the lines about how in love you are with each other, how you are DD free and expect to stay that way, you are looking to spice up your great love life, and be sure to write NO SINGLE MALES!!! 3 times all in CAPS so people know you are REALLY serious... You don't want any of those sneaky little bastards squeaking through the cracks. Oh yeah, don't forget to dress up your profile with those fancy MySpace backgrounds. Include a picture of your sportscar, boat, and two-headed squirrel that you caught while on your exotic vacation in Rexburg ID... these all get extra points. Last but not least, you gotta have a closeup shot of your genitals. Who says that once you've seen 10,000 knobby/dried up peckers, they all look the same? When in doubt, look at the profiles of other popular people on this site, read their clever ads, and do the old "copy and paste" routine. Just don't copy their pics, people may be disappointed when they are expecting Ben and Jennifer, and they end up meeting more common folk. Warning: Don't copy our profile. It is down right stupid and was obviously written by an ignoramous. The bottom line... profiles are pretty much all the same. Writing some clever literary prose ain't gonna get you laid. The only thing I've got going for me is a hot wife (bait), alcohol (to relax the spouse of the guy who wants to fuck my wife), and chloroform (to disable the other guy's wife when she finally decides "there ain't no way she's 'taking it for the team' with that crazy bastard! " Oh yeah, one more thing.... I also was smart enough to move away from Utah to a place where there are good swinger clubs, lots of hot sexy swingers, and our law-makers aren't a bunch of old white haired guys, in funny underware, who think a good time involves green jello and an accordian player! I gotta tell my former neighbors... I've been to "The Place" and it definitely is NOT in Utah. (Note: the Cirque at Snow Bird and Catherine's Area at Alta might be the closest exception to that last statement) I hope that was helpful. Good luck with your profile. :D

Rules vs Rules - - [quote=EVILDOERS]OMG, SLDCPL. You're right. I thought it was a little too coincidental that their screen name was exactly the same as what this thread was about. We're onto you buddy. [/quote] [quote=EVILDOERS]Did she use a condom with the co-worker? Did you ENJOY the feeling of not using a condom with that woman? I suggest that you see if you can get as many people on your side as you can so you can throw that in her face and show her just how wrong she was since it's just CRAZY that just because you are allowed to fuck other women (with or without condoms) doesn't mean she should be allowed to fuck other guys. That's just not right. I would cut off her allowance and make her like cook dinner and wash the clothes and stuff just to show her who's the boss and teach her a lesson. Ooooorrrrr you could sit down and talk about this rationally and maybe figure out why each of you did what you did and set some equitable ground rules for the future. Or not....[/quote] Zombies never use a condom. In the zombie apocalypse all sex will be bareback co-worker or not. Zombies hate condoms and Volvos. They think an Audi rocks. That is why my calculations predict that zombie are a higher risk group than intravenous drug users, gay men, swingers, singers or even the Little Lebowski Urban achievers Salt lake City chapter.

ADMIN: Survey Says - Site Updates for Priority - We completely agree about the mobile experience. Everything is mobile now. It would be nice if the groups on Swingular were more useful as it is a bit intimidating to try to replicate somewhere like FB. We would like to be able to message, view profiles, get notifications, etc. via a mobile app and not have to log in to the main swingular (not mobile page) to do much at all. Swingular is definitely the best gathering option for swingers in Utah, but I agree that the experience could drive users to other apps. J&H

Couples Copulating - How the hell do ya match up? - It is the same for probably 85% of us hun. 4 years in the lifestyle and we are still looking for the perfect match up for all 4. Yes, it does happen, but it is not easy to find the right couple and them feel the same way. WAY more times than not, someone is taking one for the team. We have a rule against that, but I am here to tell you that everyone sees something different in everyone.. Very many people get a bit upset when half of the party is very interested and the other half is not. Example: I find a woman at a party very interesting and sexy and she feels the same about me. Well, chances are that my wife or her hubby is not interested. Well, we have been down this road so many times that we just changed our rules to = "OK, have a good time". This sometimes still does not work as the other couple is still in the (COUPLES ONLY) mode... When it hits right and everyone has a great time it makes all the waiting worth it, but until someone lowers their standards you will be part of the 85%.. The other 15% are made up of: We play separately. Everything DOES gel. Hard core swingers and ok, take one for the team. The hardest part is when someone in the "said 4-sum" is not going there and sometimes people feel hurt. What everyone needs to remember is that we DO THIS FOR FUN and we are NOT all exactly what everyone else wants. DON'T TAKE IT PERSONAL...... Remember it's all about fun and excitement. If something doesn't feel right, DON'T DO IT!!!! Just keep on having fun with all the people that share the fun in the lifestyle and before you know it you'll be sitting around the table the next morning talking about how much fun you had the night before....

Utah Soft Swappers meet and great - Button up 134 Pierpont, Salt Lake City - [quote=Smartflirts]Recon knows what’s up. They have been around a while and they are trolling you. LOL. Our profile talks a little about softswap and how some fullswap couples can be douchebags to those who don’t full swap. Some of those douchebags WISH they had been more open and cool to us when we first started. The truth is the LS is and should be just fun. No matter your level of play or even no play and just social fun...social fun, flirting, and being open and dressing sexy is our favorite thing. Swapping, at any level, is great as is any sexual experience with the RIGHT people. It’s all the other fun stuff that surrounds those experiences that really makes it fun.[/quote] Fwiw, We know RECON. We've actually met once or twice IRL and know his (her?) sense of humor. In fact, we even know the origin of their screen name. It's, like, short for 'recondition' or 'reconstruction' or 'recontour' or something like that. Anyway, I just thought I would use his/her acerbic comment as a teaching moment to help anyone new to the scene with some of the jargon or slang, if you will, that swingers use so that they'll know which tab (usually A) goes into which slot (usually B)...and when. Nobody ever told us this valuable insider info when we were noobs and we made a LOT of swinger faux pas. We were taking off our clothes at wholly inappropriate times (and places), tabs were going into the wrong slots (often even into the wrong genders!), dogs and cats were sleeping together...it was MAYHEM. It took us many years to figure it all out on our own and by the time we actually did figure it out we were old and decrepit and nobody wanted to swap (soft OR hard) with us anymore. Now all we're left with is ULTRA soft swap which usually involves using sock puppets, pantomiming sex, while we watch another couple...also using their own sock puppets. It's quite sad and pathetic. [img]https://www.askideas.com/media/25/They-Love-To-Get-Fisted-Funny-Sock-Puppets.jpg[/img]

Utah Swinger's Ball - Is it possible? - This one with the paper on the windows, we were there as well (in fact help put up the paper) LOL. That was at the comfort suites in Ogden right off the 21st st exit. We had to start putting up paper after some teenagers were caught looking in the windows. That was put on by Claude with Touch of Klass and he did an awesome job. The cover was $30.00 a couple. and then there also was a room that was paid for and left open (towel in the door i believe) for those that wanted to enjoy festivities but not necessarily get a room of their own. I think these started dwindling down about the time Club Vegas came about and then just stopped all together. It sure would be nice to have these back again. Especially up north here without having to drive as far north as Pocatello. Also there once was talk about people trying to get an on-premise swingers club. I think it was called "The Barn". They would send out updates every so often that it was still being worked on. Very secretive about the location, just somewhere up north here. One of the updates was they were trying to work out all the legal aspects of it. Then the updates quit coming and just havent seen or heard anything else of that either. Does anybody remember the talk of this "Barn" and know what happened with it? If anybody comes up with a plan/location and needs some help, would love to be at your service ;) LOL Take Care and Happy Playing Beth & John

Want to read funny swinging stories check out our books on Amazon - We are swinging authors - For our fellow swingers we wanted to let especially new couples to the lifestyle know we wrote some tips on swinging we have some funny stories of you type in Scorpio Midnight on Amazon you can find our swinging series not trying to sell you anything we wrote to help others. Hell in 2017 we made enough to buy one bottle of wine lol. Our swinging series is called Swinging Over the Pond and Back Again volume one covers our time in Europe Volume two through ten covers time in Florida and some vacation locations. If there are any newbie couples wanting help message is we love to help that is why we wrote our books more for help than profit. Norm and Sharon

Lifestyle - Doesn't equal sexual Fantasies? - Man Poet, not to be mean..... but even if you guys were ROCKIN HOT you would scare off good dedicated swingers....

Comfort level of casual vs relationships? - - probably in the 2 to 4 range. we are swingers, not really polys.

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