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Have you seen... - Xmas Poll - ...the new Star Wars movie? If so, what did you think? And PLEASE don't post any spoilers or if you do, at LEAST say "SPOILER ALERT" in big caps at the top of your post. TIA
1) Meh. It was okay.
2) If you post any spoilers I'll fuckin' KILL you, Evil.
3) Yes. It was formulaic and derivative.
4) GREATEST...MOVIE...EVER!!!
5) I'll wait for it on dvd.
6) Nope. Too busy fucking all these horny Utah swingers.
7) No, but that dinosaur movie was kinda cute.
8) Naw, but can't wait for Fifty Shades Darker.
9) Yes! The Force is STRONG in me!
10) Total fuckin' cash grab by Disney and JJ Abrams.
11) Fuckin' Star Wars nerds! Trump 2016!
12) Not one mention in the WHOLE movie of 6 pound, 8 ounce baby Jesus. [em]Emo_73[/em]
13) Star Trek RULES! [em]Emo_23[/em]
14) Yes, it was...[em]Emo_37[/em]
15) Wait, is that the one with Buster Keaton and Fatty Arbuckle?
16) I SO wanna fuck Rey...and let her use the Force on me!
17) Han shot first! [em]Emo_22[/em]
18) No, but I can't wait for "The Sound of Music- Return to Austria. This Time It's PERSONAL!", where the Von Trapp family, after extensive training in guerrilla warfare return as a small, highly lethal expeditionary force to take down The Third Reich.
19) Are you drunk or high, Evil? [em]Emo_86[/em]
20) Add your own answer here....
Girls that are into DP - How common is this activity among the swingers? - Wife loves it, and a lady friend of ours loves it too. I suppose that any woman who enjoys anal will enjoy DP as well. If she doesn't enjoy anal it's probably safe to assume that she won't enjoy DP either.
Your identity and security may be open. - access to profiles. - hey weguaranteeu where did the fat geek thread go?i wanted to reread it to see all your great spelling but i can not find the thread.did you delete it????????if some one changed your profile why have you left it there for all to see?you could have just as easily printed it or copied it to another page to save for evidence.hell you deleted your pictures.as i said before i do not know of any swinging site that want your ssn so grow up,take the lashing that you deserved for calling all male swingers fat geeks and move on.try to go to your happy place,take a chill pill and just relax.
Phil
Disneyland swingers - - We were there this week. Just got back yesterday.
Translating Personals/Swingers Ads - - HOW TO TRANSLATE PERSONAL ADS:
WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish...................................49
Adventurer...........................Slept with all your friends
Athletic................................No boobs
Average looking...................Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...............................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated..............................Banged her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure...............Medicated
Feminist...............................Fat ballbuster
Free spirit............................Junkie
Friendship first.....................Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun......................................Annoying
Gentle..................................Comatose
Good Listener......................Borderline Autistic
New-Age............................All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned......................Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded......................Desperate
Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate............................Sloppy drunk
Poet.....................................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional..........................Certified Bitch
Redhead...............................Bad dye-job
Reubenesque........................Grossly Fat
Romantic..............................Looks better by candle light
Social...................................Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Voluptuous...........................Very Fat
Height/weight proportional....Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate...................Stalker
Widow.................................Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart. ....................Old bat
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MEN'S ADS
40-ish.....................................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic...................................Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking......................Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated................................Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit..............................Banging your sister
Friendship first.......................As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun........................................Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.........................Arrogant
Very good looking..................Dumb as a board
Honest....................................Pathological Liar
Huggable................................Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle.......................Insecure mama's boy
Mature...................................Older than your father
Open-minded.........................Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit............................Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet.......................................Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom stall
Sensitive.................................Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive.........................Gay
Spiritual..................................Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable.....................................Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful...............................Says "Excuse me" when he farts
Swingers Next Door! - ABC news story on Swinging! - Only Robin...and only cuz I wanna grudge fuck the stupid out of her. But alas Kody says the thought of one of his wives with another man is disgusting. Am I the only one who kinda wants ta see him sodomized by a fully grown Newfoundland?
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Swingers cars??? - What ya driving?? - I think there should be some kind of sports car code. When I drive by another new Camaro I roll down my window and yell, " YIPEEEEE " but it doesn't seem to be catching on. Maybe something more dignified like flashing your lights or even just a wave saying, " I see you. We
ARE THEY REAL? - - I really don't understand why we have little luck with COUPLES.
We are a REAL couple, who really swing, and really want to meet people. So thinking on it I have come up with a couple of reasons why.
Maybe its because we are NOT interested in single fems? I have noticed that the majority of females on here are BI, and I am not, so I think that could have an impact on our success with having couples want to meet us.
I think the MAJOR problem we have had is with Geography, we are down in in No-swingers land and to make the drive to SLC to meet someone who "doesn't play on the first date" or "wants to be friends first" is just not going to happen. Not sluts, but then again, yes we are! We are in this for the Sex I'm not gonna lie to ya! We don't want to make 2 trips to SLC on a maybe.
I'm not going to tell you we have never met anyone on this site, just that we don't really EXPECT to anymore, haven't given up yet, but we are feeling like its kind of a lost cause sometimes.
I think the forum is fun enough to keep up on, great pics and stories, I don't have any swinger friends so I love the interaction of it. I will probably always be here couple times a week, raising hell!
~K~
Can a Hotwife also be a Unicorn? - - Well, I met a woman whose husband doesn’t mind that she plays with me and has a naughty GF. She has a hall pass to play with just me or both of us. They really aren’t swingers, so I guess she’s a hotwife of sorts, and for us she’s a Unicorn 🦄
Cosplay ? - - bjkk;
[quote=EVILDOERS]I'd post the pics of us dressed as Marv and Goldie/Wendy from Sin City but our family has seen those pics and we'd prefer they not know we're swingers.
Anybody ever "played" (swinger-wise) while in costumes? I'm thinking it would take Cosplay to a WHOLE new level! [em]Emo_49[/em] [/quote]0
I kinda think that folks into playing as furrys fits that description. ~ Terry
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