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closed doors? - - It seems as if the doors are closed to a couple with little or no experience. Why is that? My wife and I have been posting ads on various swing sites for a while now and haven't been lucky enough to find a nice couple or single female to hook up with. Is it that swingers don't want to "waste their time" breaking in newbies or what? We've chatted with a single female who blew us off and a couple of couples who have done the same. We would just love to find a couple or single female who we can actually hook up with. How are you supposed to "enjoy the lifestyle" when the lifestyle won't enjoy you?

Swingers unnerve families at hotel - - Hello well we was one of the couples that was in the hotel at the crown plaza and i can honestly say these was teenage girls 11yrs old-13yrsold roaming the halls and playing on the elevator past midnight which they should have been in bed the lifestyle was assinged to the 9th floor and 10th floor so if they happen to see anything im not sure what they saw maybe cpls kissing and ladies wearing short skirts.......well it was not bad as it seem and like always the media gotta exploite everything and make it a bigger story trust me it was a very boring party not that much excitement and was only about 75 coulples not over 200 as they said!! from someone who was there and know\'s the fact!!! us.

How did you get started? - - one eveing about eight years ago we were talking to a couple of friends and they wee talking about this club where they liked to go where the people were open and friendly and liked to have fun with clothes on or off. We have always been adventurous, and staunch nudist. Well as you figure one thing lead to another and we went there one night in southern CA and we had a blast. At first it was a place where Sheila could get some female attention that made her smile bet as time went on we actually both selected nights that we were going to do different things. SHeila is a well designed woman and on night had every woman in the place suck my cock before we went home and OH MY GOD what a night. So for her birthday she had what she wanted. Three women and one guys and everyone was well satisfied and sheila slept on the way home. Another grand night. The friends that we started with soon grew tired because they wanted to fuck and nothing more while the true swingers found friend and made life long relationships. We are better people because of our lifestyle.

Reject Affair Match - Cheaters are not swingers - I would have to say that I am not a fan of the ad either it goes against everything we stand for. But with that said, How many of us have profiles on other swinger sites that charge WAY more money.... and that does not even include a lifetime membership. This site is someones business like it or not I would assume they need other ways to gain revenue, With lifetime memberships, the majority of us have paid our dues and they will not see a dime from us again unless we attend a party. Bandwidth cost $$$.. I would gladly put up with an add for naked alien fish monkeys covered in slime if that meant that our cost for this great site was kept to a minimum.. I would hope that the majority of us are open and honest with our spouses and that this "banner ad" is not even a temptation. If they get no click though traffic i would think it would go away...

What the Actual Fuck? - - [quote=EVILDOERS]Fine POSSIBITITYS but YOU have to be in charge of shoveling the sidewalks and keeping the hot tubs HOT...if memory serves that fucking island was like near the North Pole. If Trump is elected, word is that all swingers will be exiled to Atlantic City to work in forced servitude at one of his dumpy casinos...except for the hot foreign ones who will be placed in a special waiting area for when he needs a new trophy wife. [em]Emo_67[/em] [/quote] Yes, the same Donald Trump who said his daughter had a great body and if he wasn't her father he'd probably date her.......shudder.

Spam emails. - Do they make you wanna? - Are we the only ones who get emails that are obviously spammed out to who knows how many others? Do those spam emails with extremely generic words make your nether regions tingle? Do they make you want to say, "What the fuck, I'll fuck whoever sent me this blatantly copy and pasted message."? Do they make you think, "Well, I'm certain this sincere individual is not only sexy as hell but also coronavirus free so what do I have to lose?"? C'mon. lets hear it for those who put the absolute LEAST amount of effort possible into trying to hook up with other swingers! [em]Emo_93[/em]

Rich and Amber - Hookup - As newborn swingers your thirst is extraordinarily strong right now and you will need to learn to control it when you're around werewolves and muggles and such. We would strongly recommend that you immediately go out hunting to quench your thirst and that you do so as FAR away from civilization as possible. If you go WAY out into the woods and "feed" on some hikers or campers you won't harm anyone important. Better yet, go fuck some wild animals or at least soft swap with them until you can control yourselves around people like vanillas. Otherwise, your overpowering desire to fuck just about anyone you cross paths with will kick in and who knows what kind of havoc you will wreak. [img]https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AstonishingAdoredBorzoi-max-1mb.gif[/img]

MSNBC Article on Swingers - actually a positive one :) - We are members of this club.We have been for about three years now. Tabu is a great place to go and meet people or just have fun. There have been many times we (hubby & I) have went to only have sex with each other. For someone who knows nothing about our lifestyle to go on Blackout night that says a lot about them. There are many themed parties every weekend!! I would encourge any and all who live in this area or visit add Tabu to your to do list!!! Fun will be had by all!! P&J

Grammar - Some suggestions for better communication ... - Here's a tip. Veterinary dentistry is WAY cheaper and 6 out of 10 swingers can barely tell the difference between human teeth and pig teeth. Don't let them talk you into either the cow teeth OR the horse teeth. Yeah you pay less per tooth but they don't look anywhere near as natural unless you like live in Delta or Toquerville.

Vaccine - Do you take vaccine status into account when deciding who to play with. - Happy now, Jules Verne? Leave it to a 19th-century French science fiction writer to completely destroy swinging in Utah. Do you have any idea how many early swingers sacrificed their lives to introduce swinging behind the Zion Curtain? I mean, it was a TOUGH sell...since most dudes already had a whole bunch of chicks to bang in their Mormon harems. And you've managed to undo all with one single thread. I hope you're proud of yourself. Now go stand in the corner and don't come out until you've learned your lesson! [em]Emo_25[/em]

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