1) Dinner, candlelight, Deadpool.
2) Bah humbug! Totally contrived "Hallmark" holiday I refuse to participate in.
3) HUGE gang bang with lots of TVP, DVDA,...and commemorative buttons and t-shirts.
4) I'll be lucky if I get anything more than my own hand and a cheesy porno.
5) Imma get on Tinder and get all romantic on someone's ass! Or alternatively totally stalk them.
6) Gonna watch Sleepless In Seattle over and over again while eating my way through the entire Ben & Jerry's product line.
7) A game of nekkid "Postoffice" with 40 or 50 of our closest friends.
8) See how many oiled up swingers we can fit in our hot tub then put all our car keys in a fish bowl.
9) We'll spend it alone romantically telling each other what we don't like about each other.
10) Not sure but it will definitely involve a couple of ferrets, handcuffs, a pint of sour cream, two solar sidewalk lights, a 12 volt marine battery, a box of Swiffer refills and a used pogo stick. Oh, and glitter...LOTS of glitter!
11) Insert lame "heart on" pun here.
12) My sweetie is dressing up like Honest Abe and I'm gonna be George Washington. We're gonna do some old school cockousing!
2) Bah humbug! Totally contrived "Hallmark" holiday I refuse to participate in.
3) HUGE gang bang with lots of TVP, DVDA,...and commemorative buttons and t-shirts.
4) I'll be lucky if I get anything more than my own hand and a cheesy porno.
5) Imma get on Tinder and get all romantic on someone's ass! Or alternatively totally stalk them.
6) Gonna watch Sleepless In Seattle over and over again while eating my way through the entire Ben & Jerry's product line.
7) A game of nekkid "Postoffice" with 40 or 50 of our closest friends.
8) See how many oiled up swingers we can fit in our hot tub then put all our car keys in a fish bowl.
9) We'll spend it alone romantically telling each other what we don't like about each other.
10) Not sure but it will definitely involve a couple of ferrets, handcuffs, a pint of sour cream, two solar sidewalk lights, a 12 volt marine battery, a box of Swiffer refills and a used pogo stick. Oh, and glitter...LOTS of glitter!
11) Insert lame "heart on" pun here.
12) My sweetie is dressing up like Honest Abe and I'm gonna be George Washington. We're gonna do some old school cockousing!
Home made dinner, in home movie & sex, oh wait that's every night.
going to take her to the romantic Star Wars, then make a great dinner of corn beef and hash, not hashish evil, after I will fall asleep on the couch watching hockey........ JUST KIDDING..........there is no hockey that night
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:
12. None of the above. Do you not have a Romantic bone in your body, Evil?
Yeah I gotcher bone right h...aw...naw, it's just too easy.
In my defense I WAS gonna make one of the choices "A romantic dinner at The Roof overlooking Temple Square and reminiscing about our temple wedding." but Ms. Evil came in while I was typing it and punched me really hard in the arm.
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:
We are going to go get picked up by a hot Ex-Mo lady, at the vigil for the CES author happening on Valentines day. Unleashed grudge fuck fury at it's best.....We can feel the burning within our vagus nerve that apostasy sex is truly awesome!
Be careful. Some of them are those Ordain Women chicks who would love nothing more than to feel the righteous surge the Spirit flow through them as they pegged you with the outward manifestation of their new found Priestesshood. "Burning within (y)our vagus nerve" indeed! #strapon #manpussy #ouch!
I have a date with Daryl Dixon
Steak on the rare side!
bone her good