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Swinging with Vanillas - Any success stories? - We were never vanilla, we were born swingers ;-)
is it true about swingular??????????????????? - - An offshoot...
Some history and info that was very interesting to me.
My Dad, who has been a swinger for over 30 years, said that back in the early 70's (back when all they had to hook up with was a couple of magazines!) the 2 hot spots for swingers were California - Duh! and Utah - What?
So our Utah motto is "The church keeps repressing them so we can keep undressing them".
Swinger & 🦄 Bait - An experiment to attract swingers and unicorns. - This is so funny. You two are hilarious. I hope this catches on. I want to be at the store when 2 or more couples are trying this and see them all run into each other.
It looks like you have it all covered. I wish I could suggest something more to add to your trap. 60 bottles of lube??
-C
Swingers cars??? - What ya driving?? - So we're just curious what everyone is driving. We've met some couples lately who ironically have the same or similar taste in cars. We love classic cars and muscle cars and have a couple Camaro's. We've met a few couples lately who we hit it off with and after the fact found out that we have the same cars...lol. Just curious if there are any others out there with some sweet classic cars or muscle cars? Maybe we could all meet up for a fun cruise, car show, lunch, dinner or what ever sometime....and maybe even turn our fun cruise into more...lol.
Church Swingers, are they out there? - - Quick question from a Non-religious type... What does church and swinging have to do with eachother? Is it a fetish? Are you looking for other swingers with similar interests in the church? If you are Christian, isn't this considered hypocracy? Why is church even a factor in your swinging sex life, other than to forbid it? I am in no way passing judgement. I am only curious. I am just a little perplexed as to the relation of the two. I ask this with the upmost respect for your personal decisions.
-Mr. TR-
Shower Time Pics - Let's See Your Shower Pics - JJSEXYTIME said:
"Hmmm... what kind of fun makes you all need a shower afterwards???"
Glitter bombs? Won't work. You'll NEVER completely get rid of glitter. It's the herpes of craft supplies and the scourge of swingers the world over. [em]Emo_8[/em]
Lack of Communication - Is it really that hard? - I've been thinking about this thread (and other's like it...they seem to come along every few months or so, along with the ones about whether or not condoms are a good idea or whether we're just caving to the big latex conglomerates) and I have a few additional thoughts.
First, many (most?) emails we receive seem to have about as much thought put into them as one might put into which side of their hamburger to start eating on. If they aren't spammed out to multiple people the senders, at very least, don't seem to have the verbal capacity to write anything beyond, "We seen yer add and wanna put our naughty bits in yer naughty bits." [SIC] Is it that hard to include a little tidbit or two about WHY you think we might be a good match for you and why we would want to take time out of our busy lives to meet with you? And the few that DO contain more than a generic greeting or poorly thought out pick up line have obviously not read our profile (don't necessarily blame them...takes a minimum of a couple of hours to slog through) and don't know what we are and are not looking for. For Christ's sake, give us at least ONE compelling reason why you think we'd like to meet you such as, "We love fisting out stuffed ferrets too and also worship Satan as our lord and master. Let's have coffee."
Second, when did we all become such Tender Heart Care Bears? And why do we necessarily feel entitled to a response to a more often than not spammed out email from people wanting to perv our locked pics? I've only written back to that nice Nigerian prince like ten or fifteen times before I finally got tired of him asking for my checking account number. Do you call back every carpet cleaning company that leaves a message on your voice mail? Do you send a nice polite note back the the guy who's running for president for the Violent Tyrannical Dictator Party and wants you to donate to his campaign fund? I mean, he was even nice enough to send you a self addressed stamped envelope.
So maybe put a little thought into your solicitations. Give people a compelling reason to write you back beyond, "OMG, you're swingers? We're swingers too. We should totally fuck!". This goes double for single guys. Read the profile...even if you have to do it over two or three nights and use a dictionary to look up the big words. Take note of what people are and aren't looking for and especially if they mention your particular demographic. And last but not least, Don't worry about it if someone doesn't write you back. For all you know they've just survived a horrific bumper car accident at Lagoon or maybe they're 2 days in to binge watching all nine seasons of Matlock and haven't eaten or slept for two days. If you're consistently not getting any responses to your emails maybe you're fishin' in the wrong pond. Take a good long hard look in the mirror and ask yourself honestly if Angelina Jolie REALLY would like to fuck you or if you're more likely to hit it off with Steve Buscemi or Nick Nolte.
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How to find other swingers - - This has been discussed before, however we never weighed in so it is new to us! LoL.
Over the years, we have seen a number of pendants and charms designed to identify swingers through out the internet. They ranged from the elaborately ornate, to the swap meet 10k gold overlay variety. I have yet to meet a "swinger" who owned one.
Luvbugs! (mR.) :)
Oh yeah, P.S.
If you really want to meet "swingers" I would suggest the internet. It sounds entirely too good to be true to me, but I have heard that there are MILLIONS of 'em on the internet.
Rumor has it that they congregate together in large online groups where they share pictures, stories, and sometimes...even get together for crazy group sex. I know, it sounds crazy...but I would look in to it if I were you. *wink* ;)
Isagenix Swingers in Utah - Are there any on here? - I used to be with Isagenix years ago. So I am definitely down to talk and meet up about different stuff I've been to a lot of conventions I started with them back in 2004 and then I switched. But yes that stuff is pretty awesome. Have a wonderful evening.
YOLO Cruise April 26 2009 - swingers cruise - We have to agree with NJBLONDE if you won the cruise you should owe a round of drinks lol. We are really looking forward to meeting a lot of you on the cruise. We are coming from Northern California. We will have some friends with us and this is there first time on a cruise and there first swingers event. We are definitely looking forward to this trip.
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