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KUTV News Story on Swingers - News - Nothing seems to piss off Mormons (arguably the most vanilla of vanillas) more than the thought of someone having more fun (or ANY fun, really) than they are. We should all be totally content with the ward ice cream social followed by a good solid 5 minutes of missionary position sex under the covers, right?
Of course then there's the concept of this being highly offensive to Jesus. It baffles me that a deity would be so much more concerned with what we do with our genitals, and with whom, than with things like war, pestilence and famine. Unless of course doing non-approved things with our genitals directly causes those terrible things (pretty sure a lot of people think that's the case).
Either way this should definitely cause an uptick in new accounts on Swingular (as well as more than a few lookie loos) so those who are nervous might want to lay low for a little while. I also imagine this story will send multitudes of chubby little Mormon housewives scrambling for the software they used to find their husbands' Ashley Madison accounts. [em]Emo_49[/em]
Gloryhole - Any glory holes in northern utah? - You should go on two for one single male night. All ladies get their choice of any two single dudes and all the condoms they can eat...er I mean use. And any accompanying hubby gets a free commemorative blindfold and bottomless Diet Coke laced with saltpeter. [em]Emo_67[/em]
But seriously...swingers who've never been to Habits?!!? That's like a Mormon who's never been to Wendover. A Muslim who's never been to Mecca. A stripper who's never gotten pole burns. A fire hydrant that's never been peed on. Boobies that have never been to Victoria's Secret! [em]Emo_84[/em]
Swinger & 🦄 Bait - An experiment to attract swingers and unicorns. - unicorn bait won't tell lure me in;)
network swingers - - We cant wait!..should have a "Swingtown" party instead of an "American Idol" party..lmao
I am horny.....Just throwing that out there!!! - - What do you swingers do to satisfied your horniest moods.....what is your kink all about hehe......Tell us?
Desire Cancun Trip - July 15-24 - Anyone planning on going to Mexico in September or October? Any info on good rates or where to look for cruises or vacations for swingers? We are looking to go in September or October...would love info and company! :) Thanks in advance for any info!
We have heard about it many times........... - Couples that are swingers - that sucks, well i wish you the bes next year...or before...lol another year another fuck!!!
Swinger & 🦄 Bait - An experiment to attract swingers and unicorns. - Color me stupid but the only part that made sense to us is the unicorn. Still don't understand the lucky charms or the pineapple
swingin - thought this site was a swingers site - man look who is already whining i do not care if i the best spelllers i do not care u it make u feel good about your self calling other names and things like that do so, enjoy life
so if anyone else wants to step up and call me name go for it i have big shoulders for this or i would have not started the forum so who next you TR go for it i do not care or if any one of your forums buddies wantds i am speaking my peace , i THINK alot of u whining babies need to take your own advice , and i know alot of u will have NOOOOOO clue what that means..
so as i have said before ENJOY LIFE and fuck every one else who gets in your way
and as Larry the cable guy says"""Get'r' done"
Damn Utah couples! :) - - (This should start a little debate and raise the hair on a few people's necks)
There are many hotties in Utah. Sexy, fun, people who are great to hang with (and play with).
Well.... If you think you want to go to Utah to meet these sexy people, we suggest a visit NOT a permanent relocation.
We lived in Florida for 10 years and then moved our family to Utah for 5 years. Its hard to describe how difficult it is to live a "normal" life in Utah because the Mormons control so much of the total "consciousness" in the state. Especially if your wife and kids are Catholic.
Utah is beautiful and the people are nice. However you almost have to go "underground" in order to have real fun and enjoy things that elsewhere are commonplace. The government, liquor laws, and the social interactions are heavily controlled by the Moron church. The mainstream populace, as well as the non-mormon citizens, are heavily influenced by the Church and because its everywhere... it seems normal. Its hard to see what I'm talking about until you get out of there and look back.
Utah is a great place to visit, a great place to ski and play, but its definitely not "The Place" for free-thinking swingers types.
Disclaimer: I grew up LDS in Utah. Graduated from high school and a major University in Utah before moving out of state. Most of my family is still there. Growing up in Zion everything seems normal until you live elsewhere and move back.... then you realize how the Mormon church controls almost all aspects of life there.
We return to go skiing and visiting family multiple times each year. Its a great place to be from.
Now if you live in Utah, there is no need to get all pissed off and write a diatribe about how much you love your state. I love Utah too. I just hate the heavy-handedness and the hypocrisy of the faithful. There is also no need to try to explain how you get along just fine in the Beehive state... I'm sure you do.
Unless you grew up as a Utah Mormon, moved away for an extended time (no, a mission, or a cruise to Mexico, doesn't count), and then moved back to experience the contrast, you don't have a real understanding what I'm talking about.
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BLUEDECEMBER... Rather than travel to Utah for fun.... why not travel to "full-swap land" for an even better adventure??
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