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Latest Tiger Woods Family Portrait - - One thing I love about a forum it does expose those folks with NO SENSE of humor. All the late night shows are having fun with this story, I can't wait to see what SNL has to offer, should be a hoot. If we can make fun photos and jokes about "Presidents" (and we have for as long as I can remember) I don't think a "golfer" should be off limits, which of course [u]he's not[/u].
Here's some jokes posted in another swingers forum here in Florida, so far I haven't seen anyone there start [b]whining and crying [/b]about the jokes. Perhaps our over exposure to sunshine has caused our [b]HUMOR ORGAN [/b]to become [b]ENLARGED[/b].
Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him.
She said "I don't know exactly
Why so much hate in the swingers world... - - Ok this is enough for me....
Uluv... keep on doing what you do... you got it babe....
Hot wife - - [quote=DELICIOUSLYWET][quote=EVILDOERS]"My Saturday job involves quite a few liberal athletic co-workers..."
Damned socialist swingers wanting FREE sex handouts! [/quote]
Pounding snowflake pussy rocks! [/quote
Don't give 'em what they want! They just want free sex and for hard workin' 'Murcans to pay for it! If they want free sex they can go to Venezuela or Canada to get it, dammit! FUCK AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
swinger ? or not. - - We became a swingers by accident when we knocked 2 doors shy of some Amway party. This shit's better than LOC
Deviantdoctors Orgy SATURDAY SEP 12th - Deviantdoctors Orgy SATURDAY SEP 12th - Dear Fellow Swingers,
Our next orgy will be 9pm, Saturday, September 12th. We limit the participants to those who are HWP, aren't allergic to rules and are able to leave the drama behind. If you are interested, send us a note and be sure we are able to see pictures of HIM & HER. This often requires a Friend request. Don't be shy! Prior to contacting us we ask that you READ ALL OF THE INFORMATION BELOW to make sure you are comfortable with our requirements.
Looking forward to hearing from you!
XOXO,
M&K
Here is the basic gist for those of you who have not been yet...
We find orgies refreshingly enjoyable. So many of the Utah "lifestyle" events are only social and filled with people who don't really know what they want in the lifestyle. At our orgy everyone who shows up gets naked and comes planning to have sex others at the event. We play a really fun and competitive game, usually trivia with boys against girls, that get's everyone naked within about 45 minutes. Our firm rules make it enjoyable and safe for everyone. The orgy atmosphere allows you to choose who they want to play with, without any pressure to play as a couple. No more need to achieve the near impossible four-way match. You may move about throughout the evening if things are clicking with who you started with. Nerves are very common. Overcoming them is part of the excitement.
You must arrive between 900 and 930. At 930 the doors will be locked and the night will begin. We recommend arriving closer to 900. After everyone mixes their drinks (BYOB), we will play the game. Men vs. women. Each time either team loses, they must remove an article of clothing. Once all of one sex is naked, we rearrange the room and the play begins. We ask that you come prepared to get COMPLETELY NAKED and for HETEROSEXUAL SWAPPING. Same-sex and play with your partner is fine, but in addition to hetero swap play.
CRITICAL RULES - ALL INDIVIDUALS, PLEASE READ THOROUGHLY...for the enjoyment and safety of all, you will be asked to leave if choose to not follow them.
1) Keep drinking under control. No getting drunk to where you are not in control.
2) No drugs on premises. If you indulge, do so before you come.
3) No means No AND Ask BEFORE you touch.
4) No surprise guests. If you have a couple you wish to come, they must contact us and be approved by us in advance.
5) No single males.
6) Everyone plays the game and everyone get naked. If you don't want to play, at any point, you are welcome to leave.
7) Protection will be used by all unless playing with your significant other. Condoms will be available, however, if you have special condoms you like we recommend bringing your own.
8) If you tell us you will be coming, follow through. If you "no show" you will not be allowed at any future events with us. However, notifying us in advance, even if it's last minute, lets you off the hook. Just keep us informed and be your word.
9) Don't post on Swingular or elsewhere that you are coming. Part of the magic of the event is to be totally surprised at who is there. Don't ask us either. You have to trust us that we will only allow attractive, high quality people to come.
10) Arrive before 930pm.
11) You will be required to sign a Non-Disclosure and Release of Liability document upon arrival. If you would like to view the document in advance, email us and we will send it to you.
Ways to point out Swingers in public - - ^ all true, but if we see a black ring on a right hand AND a wedding ring on the left hand, we’re going to ask a few subtle questions to see if they are LS or not. It’s just for fun, chances are still low they are LS. As far as picking LS couples out...pre-LS we wouldn’t know what to look for but now it’s not that hard. Watch them at a club and you can often tell. It’s a fun game to play.
Swing Fit Travels - Travel plans for those wanting to work out - OK, I'm sure I already know the interest level here based on prior posts I've made but what the hell.
Is anyone interested in a Swing Fit Travel arrangements? This would be an exercise vacation for Swingers. The involvement level vary from those able to do cardio for 10 hours to those looking to learn and burn (learn to workout and burn calories.)
One thing would be paramount: all attendees would be bonafide Swingers. No BS about that.
Anyone up for that? I'm thinking of a resort takeover someplace in the US so it is near and easy to get to. Going to Mexico or the Caribbean would be nice but costly. We could even go to Vegas.
If you are serious about your weight and knowledge, let me know.
Mav
Black Rings - Do Swingers really? - [quote=EVILDOERS]These are the only black rings that we're aware of that give you slightly more than a 50% probability of identifying a swinger.
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Bahahaha! That's too funny!
Odd pattern. - Why the interest/disinterest? - I'm not surprised to see mentions of homophobia and haste in filling out the profile as possible reasons; I hadn't thought of the male ego being so driven as to ignore disinterest from gay women. Yet that ego can't be reasoned w/ when the interested person's equipment matches the imagined ideal but the original birth certificate does not, even when reproduction is not on the table.
As Terry pointed out above, every blastocyst starts out female and slightly less than half mutate into males as they become fetuses.
AHARLEYCPL, not only is hate mail unwarranted, I'm personally pleased this discussion, for all its potential thorns, hasn't disintegrated into discriminatory ugliness like it would on some sites where the membership is more mainstream; I think it's b/c swingers already think outside the societal norms when it comes to expressing sexuality and have more of a 'live and let live if no one gets hurt' mentality. Being a swinger isn't about thoughtless sex, it's about even more thoughtful sex and this discussion shows that. :)
network swingers - - can't wait to see forum after this show starts.
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