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Amusing Story about bad planning - Notice nobody asked the swinger\'s opinions - Let\'s see, 13 and younger wandering the hotel on New Years Eve un escorted by parents. Where were the parents and why were they not doing a better job of keeping track of the kids? There are far scarier things in hotels late at night than swingers. Recently, right here in Orlando a pedifile was arrested after attacking a teen age girl.
If Sex Work Was Legal Everywhere - - Well if you're meaning if prostitution was legal everywhere. Don't think you would see very many single men on a swingers site since some of the husbands would charge them to help fuck there wives.
An the experience would probably go back to the way it was back in the 60's and 70's of just couple swapping there wives.
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Wow ....check this out... - - DJQ wrote:
Wow... This thread suddenly got popular while I wasn't looking...
Kids, I'll try to give each of your posts the consideration they deserve (about 2 seconds, in some cases; in others, a bit more) later, but right now I have tonight's class to prepare for, and I'd hate to have to tell my students that I didn't get the class materials ready because I was chatting with a bunch of swingers about Dubya Bush... (grin)
And after class, I have a gratuitous booty call scheduled, and then a busy day at work tomorrow... so look for replies on Thursday evening or Friday...
Thanks for pitching in...
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Someone get the smelling salts. I think DJQ is unconscious again. He's clicking his heels together and mumbling a bunch of nonsense. I know, I know he does that when he's awake too. Just get the salts anyway.
Booty call???? That would require for your hand to have a booty DJQ. Booties are not something drawn on. You should know this. Oh and Don't forget the Dungeon Master's Guide when you're "teaching" your students.
Next time you should get out a bullhorn and walk down the street. You are a master of self-flattery DJQ. It makes you look that much more like a blowhard prick. These are just some observations from a couple that has actually met people on this site. Take it how you will. Knowing you, you'll come up with something only you find witty and miss the helpful hint in this post. (GRIN)
-TR-
On the road again - Frequent Travelers - Interesting thought
It would be fun to meet other swingers on the road for the purpose of hanging out, not swinging....
Simpsons: Is Marge going to be a Swinger? - - [quote=GINGERG][quote=SEXPERIMENTORS]In the shows season finally on Sunday, May 19th Marge joins a swingers on-line dating site. Seth MacFarlane, the shows creator, lends his voice to a married man that Marge meets on the site. This should be interesting.
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I don't think Seth MacFarlane makes that show, and i'm pretty sure the creaters mom who he named marge after just died[/quote]
You are correct. Marge Groening died recently in her 90s. The show's creator is Matt Groening of Portland, Oregon, who named the character after his mother. Mrs. Enlightened, in her college days, worked at an all night Portland diner and one of her regulars in the wee hours of the morning was a struggling young cartoonist who would doodle images on the napkins and get her thoughts. Yep, Matt Groening. She remembers panning his idea of a woman with big blue hair. Good thing he did not listen to her.
Groening no longer writes the episodes. There are about 16 writers, and occasionally they have a guest writer (quite often it is Joel Coen of Fargo and Big Lebowski fame). Always possible Seth MacFarlane is a guest writer.
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Mormon Swingers - - Maybe this is what you heard about? Yeah, you'll need a temple recommend...and some white clothes.
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Vegas Next Week - - Anybody gonna be in Vegas next week? Gonna hit up our first Swingers club. If so hit us up, let's hang.
Featured Couple - - We agree that the featured Members seem to be a VERY SMALL SELECT FEW who cycle in and out. But we do also believe it\'s nice to see who is sincere in this lifestyle. Because we believ if your willing to have your face posted upon a SWINGER SITE that pretty much says you still believe in the TRADITIONAL BELIEFS of the swingers, it\'s all about fun and if someone contacts you UNLESS they are totally freaks your gonna meet them and try and establish a link between you and then F^&K each others brains out.
OK SORRY we don\'t even believe that........................
Swinger & 🦄 Bait - An experiment to attract swingers and unicorns. - Glad people like the post...sometimes these forums (okay most of the time...) are so boring. We all need a little levity. Plus there are so many quirky funny things about the LS. We are trying to have more fun with it and even poke fun at ourselves. We are also trying to get a good following of LS folks on Instagram so we can start sharing fun things to do you n the SLC area and hopefully create some informal weekend gatherings at local clubs and stuff. Follow us on Insta @edm.lyfe. It’s a private account not but as long as you aren’t our family or friends with our family we will accept your request to follow us.
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