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This one time at Swingers Camp - Discussion about N by N camp out - i want to thank everyone that i met for such a great time. the atmosphere was awesome and it made a newbee feel welcome. i was a bit nervous to start with but you all made me feel so welcome i was able to get over that fast. thank you sue,dre and lang for all that you did. it was truely an unforgetable weekend
Translating Personals/Swingers Ads - - HOW TO TRANSLATE PERSONAL ADS:
WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish...................................49
Adventurer...........................Slept with all your friends
Athletic................................No boobs
Average looking...................Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...............................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated..............................Banged her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure...............Medicated
Feminist...............................Fat ballbuster
Free spirit............................Junkie
Friendship first.....................Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun......................................Annoying
Gentle..................................Comatose
Good Listener......................Borderline Autistic
New-Age............................All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned......................Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded......................Desperate
Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate............................Sloppy drunk
Poet.....................................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional..........................Certified Bitch
Redhead...............................Bad dye-job
Reubenesque........................Grossly Fat
Romantic..............................Looks better by candle light
Social...................................Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Voluptuous...........................Very Fat
Height/weight proportional....Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate...................Stalker
Widow.................................Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart. ....................Old bat
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MEN'S ADS
40-ish.....................................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic...................................Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking......................Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated................................Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit..............................Banging your sister
Friendship first.......................As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun........................................Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.........................Arrogant
Very good looking..................Dumb as a board
Honest....................................Pathological Liar
Huggable................................Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle.......................Insecure mama's boy
Mature...................................Older than your father
Open-minded.........................Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit............................Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet.......................................Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom stall
Sensitive.................................Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive.........................Gay
Spiritual..................................Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable.....................................Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful...............................Says "Excuse me" when he farts
Swingers Dares - Text for cards in the game - The blindfolded one is Lucky Number 13 with a twist... It just sounds really good!
We've added yours too TNB. Thank you.
What Percentage Swinger Are You? - Maybe this is interesting - We have an awesome sex life and have had one since we met 5 years ago. I was his dream come true his hot red head. He was my hot lustful prince with a naughty naught side but a true gentleman of course!!
We did not start out as swingers it was as if life took us in this direction and things seem to lead us to swinging. Sara being so adventurous seemed to find some fun anywhere she went did not matter. Josh likes to watch and it works for us.
So our main feeling on swinging is to have a great time together and let the night happen. We do not play to often but we are out a few times of month mingling with our friends and meeting new people too. We usually only play with established friends and we do not always have to play with them as hanging out is always fun as well. We aim to please hehehe
WE are thankful for the many friends we have made you make our life grand and hope we have done the same in return for you as well.....Happy Swinger Saturday lovers!!!!
Church Swingers, are they out there? - - Notice to all the ladies:
Please refrain from yelling "OH GOD" when you have an orgasm.
Soft-core roll call - A call out to those interested in the softer side. - Canvas,
It sounds like you and your wife are not quite on the same page yet, which is quite normal at the beginning of exploring the Lifestyle. You are looking for friendships with those who are in a similar situation. That's a good idea, but be prepared that even those friendships may be fleeting as the chemistry or level of comfort may still be different.
At the beginning of our lifestyle journey, my wife and I were just as you are today, (I was also at a different level as my wife too). TheFunCouple offers excellent advice on going to meet & greets. I also add that you might want to check out a place like Sea Mountain Inn in Palm Springs. There you can see how comfortable it is to be nude in front of others and witness all the different levels of the lifestyle. You will have opportunities to talk to others and learn more. There is no pressure to play. Plus, you will be out of Utah and away from people who might recognize you.
If you are adventurous enough, maybe plan a vacation to Temptations Resort in Mexico. This resort is not truly a lifestyle resort but is a lifestyle friendly resort since so many non swingers go there. It still is a sexually charged resort. You will meet a lot of people who are similar to you there and you have a whole week to be relaxed, get into vacation mode, and explore your steps into the lifestyle together without judgement or pressure.
ARE THEY REAL? - - I really don't understand why we have little luck with COUPLES.
We are a REAL couple, who really swing, and really want to meet people. So thinking on it I have come up with a couple of reasons why.
Maybe its because we are NOT interested in single fems? I have noticed that the majority of females on here are BI, and I am not, so I think that could have an impact on our success with having couples want to meet us.
I think the MAJOR problem we have had is with Geography, we are down in in No-swingers land and to make the drive to SLC to meet someone who "doesn't play on the first date" or "wants to be friends first" is just not going to happen. Not sluts, but then again, yes we are! We are in this for the Sex I'm not gonna lie to ya! We don't want to make 2 trips to SLC on a maybe.
I'm not going to tell you we have never met anyone on this site, just that we don't really EXPECT to anymore, haven't given up yet, but we are feeling like its kind of a lost cause sometimes.
I think the forum is fun enough to keep up on, great pics and stories, I don't have any swinger friends so I love the interaction of it. I will probably always be here couple times a week, raising hell!
~K~
Psychology Research - I need help with a research project. - My husband and I have been Swingers for almost 8 years now. I am an undergraduate psychology student and am currently working on a research project. This research project is to compare the relationship styles of both swingers and non-swingers. I would like to have a large amount of swingers participate in this survey. Please message me privately on here if you have any questions about this survey. Thank you in advance to everyone who takes this survey.
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Swingers In Uniform - Pay your memorial day respects here. - You have said enough Tequilarose. Well said I might add, I would love to see Juan standing there with a 9mm stuck in his mouth and try to cry for the police or anyone else to protect his lazy ASS...I have never served in the USA Military but have had family die for our country. and the rights we have. So Juan I guess you have that right to voice your opinion about this country, But you do not have the right to slam the men and women in uniforrm that includes the police officers who serve this great nation. So if you want to try to slam someone you got it email me ass wipe, I travel alot would love to stop by and discuss things with you after I got done removing my boot from your huge ass..So come on tell me something dip shit..like I said God and the men and women who serve gave you the right to complain, but not about good people Other wise shut the fuck up you waste of life..you see I have rights to and my right is to let you know you are a dick head. GOD BLESS AMERICA even the Dick Juan Heads...
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