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SENDING EMAIL VIA CELL PHONE APP.. - - [quote=LILMISSRIDINGHOOD][quote=MATTANDLIZFORFUN][quote=LILMISSRIDINGHOOD][quote=MATTANDLIZFORFUN]Is it just us, or is half the site suddenly missing?[/quote]
Half the site is missing. On the bright side. You only have half the stuff to focus on. :) [/quote]
But we're swingers, more is almost always better[/quote]
I get ya. Maybe we could begin a game of who can post the naughtiest picture in the forums until it comes back up. You first.[/quote]\
Oooh, fun game! I'll start.
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LDS Survey Results - - [quote=HOTTYZX2]Oh yeah just cuz lds is one of the main religions does not mean it is the most common if you put all Christian religions together and I mean all of them including Mormons catholic etc all combined there is only six hundred million more Christians ( as a whole. ) than the Islam religion making them the most common. So no one is bashing on the most common religion because so far I am the only one to bring up Islamic religion. We are bashing on poser two faced punks..[/quote]
The problem with your argument is you didn't comprehend what you read.
[quote=LUCKYWONS]We are in Utah, so the most common religion is Mormonism, which makes this poll most applicable to the demographic, [/quote]
In other words, Here in Utah the most common religion is Mormonism, which makes this poll most applicable to the demographic (i.e. Utah)
A majority of the state's residents are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church). As of 2007, 60.7% of Utahans are counted as members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, although only 41.6% of them are active members.[
According to a report produced by the Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life the self-identified religious affiliations of Utahans over the age of 18 as of 2008 are:[7]
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints 58% (labeled as Mormon on survey)
Unaffiliated 16%
Catholic 10%
Evangelicals 7%
Mainline Protestants 6%
Black Protestant Churches 1%
No Answer 1%
Other Faiths 1%
Buddhism <.5%
Eastern Orthodox <.5%
Hinduism <.5%
Islam <.5%
Jehovah's Witnesses <.5%
Judaism <.5%
Non denominational <.5%
Other World Religions <.5%
Margin of error +/- 6%
So, If my math is correct, all groups designated as Christian, other than LDS, make up 25% of the states religions. That is already less than half the percentage of the Mormon church, yet just that 25% completely dwarfs Islam's .5%
HOTTYZX2, calm down and clear your head before you go making radical declarations about numbers you obviously haven't researched.
Granted this information was valid as of 2008, but I did not find anything more recent, and I think it is at least a good benchmark to go on.
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And FYI Utah is the swinger Capitol of the nation. Utah has more swingers then organ and Washington has hippies..[/quote]
I would love to know where this statistic comes from. I have been searching for it for weeks now and can't find it anywhere. Does anyone know?
Why swingers are happier. - - Evildoers; I know it is for fun but I shake my head and chuckle. I now know what you do for a living. You must work as a spin doctor for a political organization. Because no other intelligent individual could take that much info about the general public and make it apply to everyone in this lifestyle.[em]Emo_17[/em]
Translating Personals/Swingers Ads - - HOW TO TRANSLATE PERSONAL ADS:
WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish...................................49
Adventurer...........................Slept with all your friends
Athletic................................No boobs
Average looking...................Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...............................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated..............................Banged her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure...............Medicated
Feminist...............................Fat ballbuster
Free spirit............................Junkie
Friendship first.....................Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun......................................Annoying
Gentle..................................Comatose
Good Listener......................Borderline Autistic
New-Age............................All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned......................Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded......................Desperate
Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate............................Sloppy drunk
Poet.....................................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional..........................Certified Bitch
Redhead...............................Bad dye-job
Reubenesque........................Grossly Fat
Romantic..............................Looks better by candle light
Social...................................Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Voluptuous...........................Very Fat
Height/weight proportional....Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate...................Stalker
Widow.................................Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart. ....................Old bat
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MEN'S ADS
40-ish.....................................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic...................................Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking......................Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated................................Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit..............................Banging your sister
Friendship first.......................As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun........................................Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.........................Arrogant
Very good looking..................Dumb as a board
Honest....................................Pathological Liar
Huggable................................Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle.......................Insecure mama's boy
Mature...................................Older than your father
Open-minded.........................Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit............................Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet.......................................Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom stall
Sensitive.................................Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive.........................Gay
Spiritual..................................Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable.....................................Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful...............................Says "Excuse me" when he farts
Swinger & 🦄 Bait - An experiment to attract swingers and unicorns. - Im still a newbee, and could some one explain the pinapple? And what is kik? Thx so much. Im off to buy black rings, bracelets and a pinapple lol.
Hopefully Ill get initiated...
One month till Xmas! - - What do you want Santa (or Satan, for the dyslexic) to bring you for Xmas?
1) A foolproof way to turn vanillas to the dark side.
2) Lots of DVDA (double vaginal, double anal).
3) Some brand spanking new titties...double E please!
4) A new Mercedes...with heated seats and live streaming porn.
5) Some of that shit you inject into your dick so you can stay hard for hours and hours.
6) An all expense paid trip to Desire and a case of Magnum condoms.
7) A Hitachi vibrator with TURBO!
8) A giant stocking full of nasty swingers!
At what point do you out yourselves to family and friends?? - - I really don't think it makes that big a difference. What ever you are comfortable with is what you should do. Me personally, I let the people I work with that we are swingers, after they had guessed. Didn't see any reason to lie to them. Hell I was hoping to get in the pants of a couple of them. I don't think there is a right or wrong answer.
Ways to point out Swingers in public - - ^ all true, but if we see a black ring on a right hand AND a wedding ring on the left hand, we’re going to ask a few subtle questions to see if they are LS or not. It’s just for fun, chances are still low they are LS. As far as picking LS couples out...pre-LS we wouldn’t know what to look for but now it’s not that hard. Watch them at a club and you can often tell. It’s a fun game to play.
Swingers In Uniform - Pay your memorial day respects here. - Guess Don Juan was asleep when we all learned that with freedom comes responsibility. With any kind of power (and the freedom to exercise that power) comes the responsibility to wield that power with care. Tossing invectives at critics then stomping off the playground brings to mind a little boy who can't get his way so is going to take all his little toys and goes play by himself. "Does not play well with others," seems to be an appropriate comment on the report card.
Don Juan Quixote is a combination of two characters, both fictional. Don Quixote is a character and novel written by Don Miguel de Cervantes, a Spaniard. Don Juan was supposed to be Italian. The two most are familiar with is Mozart's Don Juan and Byron's Don Juan (he pronounced it Jew-on).
Secret Swingers Club Ogden, UT - Clubs - It's called unspoken You got to know a member there's also the New Yorker in Salt Lake
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