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So you think only single men can be crude? - Guess again - Here's a classic: (I've never posted a private e-mail before but this is a REAL goober, he didn't have time to read our "Noval" but would like to fuck me till I pass out)
From: WELOVLIFE
Subject: No subject
Date: August 6, 2006 (9:15 AM)
Hi Mrs Fun
I did not have time to read the noval, but I can keep it short and sweet. If you want hot sex then e-mail us. If you want a big dick in you than e-mail us. If hubby wants some good pussy than e-mail us. If you want to fuck until you pass out by all means e-mal us.
Barb & John
Now if "John" had read our profile he may have figured out we might not be the best couple to send his "Shell Station Graffiti" too.
We have to block all single men because they have a few goobers among their ranks, what happens if we have to block couples?
Answer: Maytag-Repair-Man Swingers R- US (Lonely People)...
Hollywood Swingers? - - We were wondering if any of you know what famous people are swingers...... we think Angelina Jolie could be, but has anyone confessed?
What to wear to a swingers party??? - - LOL well ty Ray..... for some reason it seems to be hubbys favorite outfit also...... : )
What is up with Swingular and Drama? - - OK let me start off by saying this is an IN GENERAL post. Swingular was the first swingers site we joined. We only come around here now pretty much to be amused. The reason for this is that we can't read more than 3 threads on the home page with out encountering MAJOR DRAMA. The people on here (in general) seem to have a favorite past time of arguing with each other and inciting others to join in the mary fun. We repeatedly have come to the conclusion that this is the one aspect of our lives were the sole purpose is FUN and RELAXATION. I don't know about anyone else but arguing and drama and and anything else negative in the LS is just utterly ridiculous and reading the first four post on the thread labeled "porn mail" today just reminded me why we only come here for amusement.
"Seriousity. "Hey, Bitches, Where's the Humor? Seriously? - A Hypocritical Post? - [quote=TIFFND]Boy...THAT really frosts my ass when I make a comment to the op and I get get ignored! Hmmmmmmph!!
I better start a thread about that...
[/quote] LOL, I KNOW, you beat me to the post by three minutes, I was quoting and pasting and missed yours along the way! Well I guess I deserve a good spanking from you too! (I'm really not into s/m or anything so I don't really know how all these spanking references are jumping out of me!! )
But more seriously, I love your light-hearted response to my poor cutting/pasting ability, and your 2nd response here is actually a great example of someone who can be more easy going about it and not take EVERY FREAKING thing here so seriously.
I don't know about other folks but I'd way rather play with playful swingers than uptight ones
swingin - thought this site was a swingers site - jstjim did your mother help you with that comment
TR him or her u make me laugh i start the post with a question now u and jst jim and virgin r trying to make me look like the bad guy it is to funny..... lmfao
this all started with a question now u all wanna turn on me act like i am starting shit when u computer rambo wanna be( which u all have not clue what it means) try and make me look like i am starting shit get a fucking clue all three of u , if u keep going with this it is fine with me, it seems to me it is YOU all that like to keep this thread going so u can get the last word in and make your self feel good, , I will repeat this is a swinger site to meet friends and have fun not to fuck be stupid and bring death and shit the brings down the site,
HAVE A GOOD DAY
The epitome of poor taste - - What surprises me most about some of the "swingers" is the lack of open-mindedness. You don't have to like our appearance, but, fuck, try and get to know someone's personality sometime. Even if you don't attract sexually, at least you gave it an effort, you never know unless you try.
We had the pleasure of meeting NP and several others at the big Swingular party, and we had a fucking great time just chatting and getting to know one another. Where is it written that swinging means you automatically spread your legs for others.
We are not that type of swinging couple, we prefer to get to know a little about the couple or group first. Physical appearance is part of it, but, arouse me with intellect and personality, and I am yours! :)
Ron
Game for Swingers - Has anyone heard of a new game for lifestyle couples called Titillation? - We are looking for feedback from swingers who have played Titillation (www.titillationgame.com).
KUTV News Story on Swingers - News - And just how many couples converting into the Mormon church has caused a divorce? Just sayin'
Swingers on a Cruise - - Thanks for the great info!
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