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Swingers clubs or parties - - Try the Trapeze Club. I was there a few months ago with friends. Here is the link:
http://www.trapezeclub.com/trapnew/atlanta/home.htm (cut and paste the link in your browser)
Black Ring, Right Hand - How to tell if someone's a swinger - [quote=EVILDOERS]OMG! Just had a client walk in and notice my black tungsten wedding ring (I've had one for a couple of years now.) He told me that it I were to wear it on my right hand it would indicate I was gay. [/quote]
There are some gays who wear their wedding rings on their right hands (solidarity against "the man" who doesn't let them marry, etc.) -- but "black" isn't a specific thing in the gay community as far as I can tell from some quick research.
The middle finger on the right hand is apparently reserved for the asexuals. (People who aren't interested in sex). Although given that there are roughly 8 such people in the United States, I wouldn't stress too much over being confused with that community.
If this gets any more complex, we're going to need a right-hand-ring governing body. =)
I view the black-ring on a swinger-looking couple as the final checkbox of "oh.. yup.. definitely swingers... look.. both wearing black rings on the right hand". If I just saw a random person with a black ring on a right finger, I wouldn't think anything of it. I would just like to see it become more of a thing in Utah, like it is elsewhere in the country. =) My wife and I wear ours when we go out together for date-night... otherwise we don't bother with them.
I know none of this will stop folks from screaming and yelling at how ridiculous it is -- But if you ARE going to scream and yell, don't forget to continuously remind as many people as possible how much credibility you have on the matter because you used to swing with the Flinstones.
(On our swingers cruise recently, we DID enjoy the many stories from the elderly about what it was like to swing before the days of the internet... so this thread has become a bit like a free tropical vacation, in that sense!).
Young and eager - Tired of quarantine and ready to play - So i dont know about the rest of you but were tired of being shut in. Were young and ready to play and thinking about just saying fuck it. So we were thinking of doing something small and fun. Not so much a normal or big swingers or play party but something small. Thinking maybe 3 other couples for a bit of group fun maybe even go for an all nighter. A "slumber party" for adults. And with that wed also like to make this a under 40 limitation. So if you and/or your significant other are between 18-40 and feel interested and as tired of this quarantine as we are please feel free to contact us and let us know.
Orgy Party by Swingers Circle in Las Vegas - - Has anyone attended the Orgy Party by Swingers Circle in Las Vegas? We are going to Vegas in March and are wondering if it is worth attending the party. If you have gone or have heard any recommendation for the party please let us know what the experience was like and if it is worth it! We have been to the Green Door and Red Rooster many times but the scene is stale, looking for something better and more fun!
Have you ever.... - - Have we ever? Nope. For the simple reason that we think it's a little bit unfair. Especially when we're somewhere where alcohol is being consumed and there is a chance that the person we're picking up isn't making a fully sober, informed decision. Yes, I know many will say that we're all adults and adults can make their own choices sober or not. But Ms. Evil and I consciously and soberly made the decision to explore the lifestyle, together. Why doesn't every other person deserve the chance to do that as well? Now if we were to meet someone, identify ourselves as swingers, and then that person or persons goes home and thinks about it and THEN contacts us to tell us they are interested in knowing or doing more then hell yes, game on! This lifestyle is NOT for everyone. The VAST majority of people simply cannot handle it. If someone wants to explore it alone or especially with their significant other then they deserve to do it on their own terms without undue influence by other people (and by booze or drugs). We know that's not the popular opinion by the "all is fair in love and war" crowd but it's how we feel. Just our opinion.
Dirty movie quotes. - New game - SOME people aren't doing this right and seem to think they don't need to follow the rules! Who would have thought that swingers were rule breakers?!!? ;-P So Imma go to the last ones who DID follow the rules to continue the game. LOL
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HA! LOVE IT! Blade Trinity. The movie was kinda, "Meh," But I really loved Ryan Reynold's 'Hannibal King', I think that character was totally what gave rise to his Deadpool persona. :-)
Let's see if anyone gets this one. "Now, I'm the only one in town... who'll do double anal and double vaginal at the same time. You know, DVDA."[/quote]
I admit I had to cheat and look that one up to confirm my thought. I've only seen Orgasmo once so I couldn't be sure it was from that. Lol
Yeah, I can totally see Hannibal King giving rise to his Deadpool persona. Lol
Let's see if anyone gets this...
"Oh, fuck my cock"[/quote]
Hmmmm, that's a tough one. I'm going to say every porno EVER! LOL I really don't know but I'll guess maybe, "Zack and Miri Make A Porno"?
Let's see if anyone can get THIS dirty line. "Christie, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it."
We have heard about it many times........... - Couples that are swingers - Thank you Silent Scorp!!!!! You guys are so sweet!!! You two are awesome.
Why we ORGY - Why we ORGY - HUGE orgy tonight at the Sheraton downtown. Buttloads of swingers have been bussed in for the event (Don't believe me? Drive down 5th South tonight). Don't miss out. Top secret security clearance required (that's one level BELOW Swingular VIP Verified fyi)
Being Polite - - I have found that alot of people do not respond to sent e-mails. I have showed interest in several people and offered to send them to a site that I have some pics posted on. I work with the public and have had several people recognize me from swingers sites and I have lost at least 1 job from posting pics. So I do not put pics up anymore. Please give those of us that can\'t or won\'t put pics up a chance or let us send you a pic by some other means. Sorry I think I may have posted this twice. My computer is shutting down on me .
Kik group for UT swingers. - Contact me if your interested in joining a KIK group for Swingers - Motoxj33 on kik
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