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Know any Mormon swingers in SoCal? - Single girl in SoCal wants to know! - [quote=YOUNGHOTFUNCPL]Our single girlfriend lives in SoCal and wants to find a Mormon couple she can play with. She is 30, 5'9, brunette, and fit. Know a liberal LDS couple in So Cal? :)[/quote]
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Utah Meetup group - - [quote=COUPLEFORFUN1115]Maybe everyone bring a box on unicorn ceral as you ticket in!!![/quote]
Rookie mistake... you may need to review our extensive post on “swinger and unicorn bait”...the cereal is what unicorns EAT, not a swinger identifier...upside down pineapples in a grocery cart and black rings is the universal signs for swingers. Perhaps a clinic on such things is in order?🤔 Unicorn Whispering (Trapping 🤫) and Swinger Signaling 101. 😉
Honesty? Really? - Posers/Liars - Oh my...SUCH paranoia!
Does not everyone wish to advertise themselves in the best and most attractive way possible (at least MOST)?
Is it truly THAT hard to give the benefit of the doubt?
Personally, my experience has been that NOT everyone is out to lie, or even malicisouly mislead others who may peruse their profiles.
Seriously people, it's not some grand conspiracy against those who may consider themselves "above par" from the common swinger-folk.
Even those that might come across as being the most critical of others, and who consider themselves the "creme de la creme" of the Swinging community, are not immune to even the smallest of imperfections.
It is unfortunate that many that are the quickest to point out "flaws" in others...would seemingly have plenty of "flaws" themselves, in the eyes of onlookers of course (beauty/non-beauty will always remain in the eye of the beholder).
NOBODY is without these so-called "flaws".
Here are just a few examples of what I have personally witnessed being balked at AND often possessed by those that balk, during the course of my journey in swinging....
-Stretchmarks (gained perhaps through puberty, pregnancy, breast-feeding, working out, weight gain, etc.)
-Moles
-Asymmetrical bodies (so-called perfect symmetry does NOT occur naturally, not even surgically is it possible)
-Skin blemishes
-Errant hairs growing unknown on unseen parts of the body
-Birthmarks
-Skin discolorations
-Premature aging of the hands and neck areas
-Unsightly cuticles and/or nailbeds
-Man-hands (on women)
-Feminine hands (on men)
-Hobbitesque feet
-Cankles
-Crooked smiles
-Yellow teeth
-Green teeth
-Unattractive gums (gingivitis)
-Crooked teeth
-Unsightly gaps in the teeth
-Psoriasis
-Eczema
-Dimples (yes...in perhaps all four cheeks)
-Cottage cheese (yes...virtually everyone manifests this when sitting, squatting etc. to some extent, perhaps unknown the them. Sorry, it's just the nature of fat; even the leanest of people have a thin layer of fat that can pucker in the right position)
-Inverted nipples
-Crow's feet
-Spider veins
-Varicosities
-Breasts that have lost the battle with gravity
-Poor breast augmentation
-Beer bellies
-Love handles
-Double chins
-Halitosis
-Funky body chemistry manifesting as an unpleasant odor
-Smegma
-Dandruff
-Obesity
-Over weight
-Under weight
-Too many bony prominences
Ok...I think that's fairly comprehensive and you get my point.
Obviously, Swingular is not going to put a categorized "yes/no" checklist as comprehensive as this...even though the most discriminate of Swingers may expect it.
There are many different ways to be unique AND "attractive" (and of course "unattractive" as well).
Basic Psychology might suggest that the way that we view others, whether we find beauty or ugliness, is simply a reflection of how we feel and what we view ourselves to be, and of course, speaks clearly to our relationship with ourselves.
Honesty is a completely subjective phenomenon, and those that share honestly about themselves may be viewed as being dishonest by those who are expecting or fearing to be mislead.
Please don't think for a moment that I am pointing out what I either like or dislike; many of these I actually adore and find quite charming.
Personally, I think it's the uniqueness of everyone's body and body habituses that add to the overall attraction and uniqueness of every individual.
Finally, please don't consider this a personal attack on the originators of this thread, or any of those who have shared their personal tastes in partners thus far. All are entitled to their opinions.
Peace....
~J
Tooele areas - Who is from tooele - [quote=Harleynight12345678]The Kik group was fun but no one met...and I mean some swingers in the area😆😆 my nad[/quote]
Are you not willing to travel. Their are ton's of peeps on this site looking for single males.
Swinger & 🦄 Bait - An experiment to attract swingers and unicorns. - [quote=Sofutosuwappu]Met three unicorns at a party last weekend. Didn’t think they existed until then.
I hear seeing one is rare, but an orgy (more than one) of unicorn makes us think it was a dream or someone spiked the brownies.[/quote]
Our bad... More than one unicorn is called a “blessing” not an “orgy”
Swingers Next Door! - ABC news story on Swinging! - Children should NOT be involved in swinging...at ALL...unless it's to like serve drinks and snacks and maybe clean up discarded condoms and change the sheets and stuff. I'm surprised I even had to say that. Jeez, people! [em]Emo_25[/em]
New Swingers Club in Utah - Gauging interest in new club - [quote=Wildcatz]So I couldn't resist doing some research on the legal side....as we know Utah is a legal mess when it come to sexual issues. But, I did find how a swingers club in Tennessee got around the entire issue....ready for this? They became a church!
Religion in Utah has some serious protections and freedoms. Might be the way around the problem..[/quote]
That is a good idea!
I wonder about the membership idea, don't have a cost to attended but people must buy memberships.
I have seen a lot of unique ideas in the tech area. One being membership tokens. These tokens have value and are traded but they can be used for access and services, if the club had no cost but only membership tokens, it may work around the law.
Here is how a strip club in Vegas is using them. https://legendsroomlv.com/
Would something like that fly here?
swingin - thought this site was a swingers site - DAVEJO,
Your welcome, anytime! I just believe in treating people the way they treat me.
Dick Size - - I saw a % study a number of years ago (wish I had saved it.. as this comes up occationally). Naturally my bigest interest is where I fit in the figures (in the 90% range for me)Big, big smile. I knew a couple who ran a swingers mag. years ago and saw the defination of Hung (2 hands full with a piece left over). The ladys say it's not the size as long as it's enough (now what is "enough"?), it's how it's used. I've been too large for one lady and not large enough for one. I think we all seek the perfuct fit and variety is one of the spices of life. Aint research is a wonderful thing!
Swingers clubs in Amsterdam - - We are looking more for some interaction with others SUENDAN, LOL. It's always an option to have a party for 2 however. May try suggestions from PANDJSWING. Thanks for responding.
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