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Well that's just fucking weird! - Spooky photo shit going on. - [quote=DELICIOUSLYWET][quote=EVILDOERS]Okay well THIS has never happened. Had our primary pic, Ms. Evil in a black bikini, now, suddenly that pic is no longer in our folder and a different pic from our unlocked pics is now our primary photo. I'm gonna go with ghosts or maybe Jesus or possibly the NSA (although it probably isn't them since they can't even get into a locked iPhone). Anyone else had this problem? Should I email Admin and tell them they have a glitch? Should I call the Ghostbusters? Should I change my password, wipe my profile, and enter the witness protection program? [em]Emo_58[/em] [/quote]
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Only three. I SWEAR! And maybe a hard cider...or two. I tell ya, 'outer darkness' is SCAR-EE! You do NOT want to go there. They don't even have any Starbucks, let alone a DECENT coffee bar (shout out to Sips, the coffee for discerning swingers everywhere!). And there was nary a Pie Pizzeria in sight. Just McDonalds as far as the eye could see. *shudder*
And there was this dude.
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Not sure what HIS gig was but he kept trying to poke me with his sharp pointy rake even though I kept telling him I'm not into that kinky BDSM shit and I'm NOT bi.
Pink flamingo - How many swingers have a pink flamingo in their front yard? - [quote=Defiantstranger]Couples who have a joint Facebook account with “His/Her Name N His/Her Name” are often swingers.[/quote]
Swingers Next Door! - ABC news story on Swinging! - DE2OFUS, This article is about the A&E show. There is nothing on ABC.
KUTV News Story on Swingers - News - And just how many couples converting into the Mormon church has caused a divorce? Just sayin'
An Open Letter to Administration - What's the Mission? - I hate to say it but there are more people from the state of missouri on here then in utah... and florida makes up almost as much as missouri... us swingers are everywhere on here...
If you don't like what is in the forum why don;t you post up something of your own and let it fly!
KUTV News Story on Swingers - News - Nothing seems to piss off Mormons (arguably the most vanilla of vanillas) more than the thought of someone having more fun (or ANY fun, really) than they are. We should all be totally content with the ward ice cream social followed by a good solid 5 minutes of missionary position sex under the covers, right?
Of course then there's the concept of this being highly offensive to Jesus. It baffles me that a deity would be so much more concerned with what we do with our genitals, and with whom, than with things like war, pestilence and famine. Unless of course doing non-approved things with our genitals directly causes those terrible things (pretty sure a lot of people think that's the case).
Either way this should definitely cause an uptick in new accounts on Swingular (as well as more than a few lookie loos) so those who are nervous might want to lay low for a little while. I also imagine this story will send multitudes of chubby little Mormon housewives scrambling for the software they used to find their husbands' Ashley Madison accounts. [em]Emo_49[/em]
Are we really as judgmental as vanilla people? - - Yes, unfortunately some swingers are as judgemental or even worse than our vanilla counterparts. After taking a break for some time, Jen and I decided to get back in the swing of things. We have recently moved from California to Ohio due to me (Mike) being in the military. Strangely enough, we have found more judgemental people out here than were in CA. At a party that we were at, one of the guests actually came up to Jen and said some mean things about her because of her weight. We ended up leaving early anyway, due to bad weather and a drive home. This discussion came up in another forum of a website that we also belong to as well. Just because we're swingers doesn't mean you have to play with somebody you don't find attractive, but you can at least be nice to that person.
Video Gallery - Do y'all know.... - There is too much pro porn. I think there should be a HOME or MEMBERS video category.
It's way more interesting to see real swingers in action. :)
who starts? - - [quote=ARISTOTLE801]
You would think, as much as the phrase [i]communication is key[/i], gets bandied about people would really want to actively engage in communication. It would seem natural that the more experienced parties would take the lead in discussing how things get done much like flight instructors explaining that when the oxygen masks drop from the overhead compartment, you place it over your head, secure the elastic strap and breathe.
However in this lifestyle that couldn't be further from the truth. The problem is that if there is too much chit chat then someone is always in danger of being dumbfounded by the use of a big word. It's hard to be sexy when all the blood is now rushing to your head in a desperate attempt to draw upon a vocabulary that just isn't there in the first place. How do you get around this? Well, I certainly don't need to explain the folly of having a dictionary next to the hot tub.
This is why it is strongly encouraged that swingers incorporate healthy role-play. When trying to get that new couple to first base it's best to stick with the basics. A good old fashion game of Neanderthals...ahem, excuse me, I mean cave people. Then the fun can proceed upon simple phrases like, "You look good" or "Me touch you now?" When becoming aroused you might say, "Oooh, this is how make fire," or "I look in hole for water," to facilitate cunnilingus.
This role-play is especially helpful to those who don't have hot tubs, or who may have suggested strip Uno because they thought a
Vanilla Party pickups - Vanilla Party pickups - I doubt it, unless they are already in the lifestyle and attending as vanilla. I have known people that were not in the lifestyle do it with someone that they have known for a while but you would not consider and they do not consider themselves swingers. So maybe it is possible. If it happens to you let the rest of us know.
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