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Swingers on a Cruise - - Thanks for the great info!
Lack of Communication - Is it really that hard? - I've been thinking about this thread (and other's like it...they seem to come along every few months or so, along with the ones about whether or not condoms are a good idea or whether we're just caving to the big latex conglomerates) and I have a few additional thoughts.
First, many (most?) emails we receive seem to have about as much thought put into them as one might put into which side of their hamburger to start eating on. If they aren't spammed out to multiple people the senders, at very least, don't seem to have the verbal capacity to write anything beyond, "We seen yer add and wanna put our naughty bits in yer naughty bits." [SIC] Is it that hard to include a little tidbit or two about WHY you think we might be a good match for you and why we would want to take time out of our busy lives to meet with you? And the few that DO contain more than a generic greeting or poorly thought out pick up line have obviously not read our profile (don't necessarily blame them...takes a minimum of a couple of hours to slog through) and don't know what we are and are not looking for. For Christ's sake, give us at least ONE compelling reason why you think we'd like to meet you such as, "We love fisting out stuffed ferrets too and also worship Satan as our lord and master. Let's have coffee."
Second, when did we all become such Tender Heart Care Bears? And why do we necessarily feel entitled to a response to a more often than not spammed out email from people wanting to perv our locked pics? I've only written back to that nice Nigerian prince like ten or fifteen times before I finally got tired of him asking for my checking account number. Do you call back every carpet cleaning company that leaves a message on your voice mail? Do you send a nice polite note back the the guy who's running for president for the Violent Tyrannical Dictator Party and wants you to donate to his campaign fund? I mean, he was even nice enough to send you a self addressed stamped envelope.
So maybe put a little thought into your solicitations. Give people a compelling reason to write you back beyond, "OMG, you're swingers? We're swingers too. We should totally fuck!". This goes double for single guys. Read the profile...even if you have to do it over two or three nights and use a dictionary to look up the big words. Take note of what people are and aren't looking for and especially if they mention your particular demographic. And last but not least, Don't worry about it if someone doesn't write you back. For all you know they've just survived a horrific bumper car accident at Lagoon or maybe they're 2 days in to binge watching all nine seasons of Matlock and haven't eaten or slept for two days. If you're consistently not getting any responses to your emails maybe you're fishin' in the wrong pond. Take a good long hard look in the mirror and ask yourself honestly if Angelina Jolie REALLY would like to fuck you or if you're more likely to hit it off with Steve Buscemi or Nick Nolte.
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Moab Utah - Swingers in Moab - We are game for booking a LS group trip!
Funny Joke About Forums - How Many Forum Members Does It Take to Change A Lightbulb? - WOW!!
After reading about BRADD, when swingers go bad, and controlling men I needed that laugh.
Thanks BABES!
DO U HAVE ANY ADULT GOODIES THAT U WOULD LIKE TO SELL ? - NEW OR USED 4 MEN OR WOMEN ??????? - I RUN A SWINGERS SITE THAT ALSO HAS AN AUCTION PART ON IT .
ANYBODY AND EVERYBODY CAN USE THE AUCTIONS . U DONT HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE SITE TO SELL OR BUY STUFF .
ANYBODY CAN SELL ANY KINDA OF STUFF ON THE AUCTIONS .
IF U LOVE TO SHOP U CAN PICK UP A FEW EXTRA NEW THINGS TO TRY TO SELL .
OR IF U ARE CLEANING OUT YOUR CLOSETS OR DRAWERS OR FILEING CABINET HA HA
AND U HAVE STUFF THAT U DONT NEED OR WANT ANYMORE OR MAYBE SOMETHING JUST DIDNT FIT RIGHT ON U . U MAY PUT IT UP FOR SALE .
IF IT IS USED PLEASE PUT THAT IN YOUR AD . AND U HAVE TO LIST ANYTHING THAT MIGHT BE WRONG WITH THE ITEM . MISSING BUTTON , FADEING IN THE COLOR OR WHATEVER LIKE THAT .BE HONEST ABOUT THE COND OF THE ITEM .
THERE IS MANY DIFFERENT AREAS TO LIST YOUR STUFF IN THE AUCTION PART . IF U DONT SEE AN AREA THAT U NEED THEN PLEASE EMAIL ME AND ILL ADD IT TO THE LIST FOR YOU .
THE SITE IS ALWAYS LOOKING FOR STUFF LIKE ...
SEXY OUTFITS
SHOES OR BOOTS
CLUB WEAR
PORN HOME MOVIES OR STORE BOUGHT OR PORN MAGS .
NAUGHTY ART WORK .
CANDLES OR CANDLE HOLDERS
VASES
ANYTHING LIKE THAT .
U CAN ALSO SELL REG EVERY DAY STUFF ALSO . CLOTHES ,CURTAINS , BEDSPREADS ,BIRD BATHS WHATEVER U WANT TO SELL .
THE SITE OFFERS MANY DIFFERENT WAYS FOR PEOPLE TO CHOOSE TO PAY U . U ARE IN CONTROL OF WHICH WAYS U WILL ACCEPT THEIR MONEY . CREDIT CARD , PAY PAL CHECK , CASH ...
IF U RUN A ADULT STORE OR SITE OR SELL ADULT STUFF U MAY SELL STUFF ON THE SITE .
IF U ARE A DANCER OR WEB CAM LADY U MAY SELL YOUR PICS , OUTFITS , MOVIES TO YOUR FANS AND TO OUR MEMBERS .
IT WORKS JUST LIKE EBAY . BUT WE LET U TAKE NAUGHTY PICS TO SELL YOUR ITEMS . HA HA U CAN PICK TO CHOOSE TO SELL IT TWO WAYS OR BOTH .
U CAN LIST AN ITEM FOR A BUY IT NOW PRICE .
OR U CAN PICK A RESV PRICE AND THEN HAVE IT IN OPEN AUCTION AND SEE IF PEOPLE WILL BID AND WANT TO PAY MORE FOR IT .
WHEN U LIST IT WITH A RESV PRICE . U PICK A PRICE THAT U WILL NOT SELL LESS THEN THAT PRICE . THEN THE PEOPLE BID ON IT TO TRY TO GET TO YOUR PRICE . IF A FEW PEOPLE ARE BIDDING ON THE SAME THING THEN THE PRICE MIGHT GO PAST YOUR RESV PRICE AND THEY WILL HAVE TO PAY AS HIGH AS THEY KEEP BIDDING ON IT ...
EX.
IF I WANTED TO SELL A NAUGHTY OUTFIT .
IF I PAID $20.00 FOR IT . SO I WANT TO AT LEAST GET THAT OUT OF IT PLUS A DOLLAR OR TWO EXTRA . SO I CAN LIST THE ITEM LIKE THIS .
RESV PRICE .... $22.00
BUY IT NOW PRICE $25.00
THIS IS JUST AN EX. U CAN CHARGE OR MAKE WHATEVER U WANT TO . THATS ALL UP TO YOU .
IF THERE ISNT A BUY IT NOW PRICE THEN THE BIDDING CAN KEEP GOING UNTIL THE AD STOPS OR THE PEOPLE HAVE WENT TO THEIR HIGHEST PRICE THEY WILL PAY . THE HIGHEST BIDDER WINS .
ONCE SOMEONE HAS MADE A BID ON AN ITEM U CANT TAKE IT OUT OF THE AUCTIONS UNELSS SOMEONE USES THE BUY IT NOW . OR THE AD HAS ENDED .
U CAN BID ON AS MANY THINGS AS U WANT TO . BUT YOU ONLY HAVE TO PAY IF U WIN THE ITEM . AND U DONT HAVE TO SELL ANY ITEM UNLESS YOUR PRICE HAS BEEN MET .
IF U HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FEEL FREE TO EMAIL ME ANYTIME AND ILL HELP YOU .
NAUGHTY DREAMS
FREAKY KITTY
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ITS TIME FOR A NEW VIBRRRRRATOR - - tryhttp://www.a2zerotica.com an online adult toy store run by swingers for swingers. Joe n Ann
St. Pete FL... Anyone out there!?!?!? - - Tampa is FULL of swingers...some great clubs as well....go get em!
Was it all our fault that... - - ...Moroni got hit by lightning yesterday?
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1) Yup. We were VERY naughty at the party Sat. night. Sorry, Moroni.
2) It's not us swingers who are evil, it's all that gay marriage and war on Christmas stuff.
3) OMG, that's the funniest thing I've seen all day.
4) That does it. We're confessing and going back to church...just as soon as we have the gang bang we're planning for our birthdays.
5) Actually I'm 100% shocked I haven't been struck by lightning yet!
6) (Insert apocalyptic end of the world scripture here)
7) Why couldn't it have hit the capital rotunda...while the legislature was in session?
8) I KNEW I should have given up masturbating for Lent.
9) Oh well, they'll likely put up a statue of Donald Trump there now anyway.
can we swing and still not be in sin ? - - mrs. Classy ???.lol. are you frightened that you can't swing anymore ? this post is for REAL CLASSY SWINGERS , real poeple ,real ideas , seriously if you can't handle it emotionally skip it ! don't show us all how stupid and uneducated you are and lack basic knowledge of the daily routines of normal people that live anywhere in the usa .
sh*t swingers say - to preach to the choir - Before 4am is so true. We've left several parties that started at 6 or 7 where nothing was going on by midnight only to hear about how everyone got naked around 12:15. Some of us old folks just don't handle late nights very well.
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