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Lifestyle Vacations - - [b]Tampa - Swingers Resorts[/b]
[b]Paradise Lakes Resort:[/b]
The same atmosphere as the Hedo & Desire but a [b]WHOLE[/b] lot cheaper on the pocket book. [url=http://www.paradiselakes.com/newsletter_formatt-deb1.html]Click here for Website...[/url]
[b]Caliente Resort:[/b] Same theme and basic atmosphere as others and a lot nicer (but more expensive) than Paradise Lakes. [url=http://www.calienteresorts.com/index.html]Click here for Website..[/url]
Both are only a few miles apart, you could stay at one and visit the other one. Both places are "un-official" swingers resorts and have been here for many years.
KSL swing story - - YAY!
I'm actually excited to see this "expose"...I find it quite funny that there is so much hype surrounding it, actually. Does anyone really pay that much attention to the news anyway?
I sincerly doubt that I will go to work tomorrow and hear someone say "Dude, did you see that story about Swingers last night?"
Hey Recon - how come we haven't swapped bikes yet? My BMX for your Harley...
A&K
Girls that are into DP - How common is this activity among the swingers? - [quote=EDANY0178]Wife totally loves it with the right people
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I'd love to be the right people! Damn!
Translating Personals/Swingers Ads - - HOW TO TRANSLATE PERSONAL ADS:
WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish...................................49
Adventurer...........................Slept with all your friends
Athletic................................No boobs
Average looking...................Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...............................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated..............................Banged her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure...............Medicated
Feminist...............................Fat ballbuster
Free spirit............................Junkie
Friendship first.....................Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun......................................Annoying
Gentle..................................Comatose
Good Listener......................Borderline Autistic
New-Age............................All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned......................Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded......................Desperate
Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate............................Sloppy drunk
Poet.....................................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional..........................Certified Bitch
Redhead...............................Bad dye-job
Reubenesque........................Grossly Fat
Romantic..............................Looks better by candle light
Social...................................Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Voluptuous...........................Very Fat
Height/weight proportional....Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate...................Stalker
Widow.................................Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart. ....................Old bat
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MEN'S ADS
40-ish.....................................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic...................................Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking......................Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated................................Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit..............................Banging your sister
Friendship first.......................As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun........................................Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.........................Arrogant
Very good looking..................Dumb as a board
Honest....................................Pathological Liar
Huggable................................Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle.......................Insecure mama's boy
Mature...................................Older than your father
Open-minded.........................Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit............................Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet.......................................Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom stall
Sensitive.................................Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive.........................Gay
Spiritual..................................Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable.....................................Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful...............................Says "Excuse me" when he farts
Hello summer - Swingers couple party - Next Friday is the event. There are couples coming from other groups as well. Looking forward to meeting new friends.
Single males do not apply, thank you.
Looking for Lifestyle Clubs in Puerta Vallarta - Puerta Vallarta Swingers,tag - Heading out to P.V Wednesday for the week any lifestyle clubs out there? If not any nice places to check out? Gonna be 45 min north of Dwntwn in Punta Mita
Swinger & 🦄 Bait - An experiment to attract swingers and unicorns. - These were stacked together...what are the odds?
Age - New to the swingers community - is age a factor in how a couple is viewed? - Well then Sunny! I guess we might just be too "Old For Yer A Liken". Cause me the the Misses'es, We uns is just about as "Old as Dirt". We don't Smell Like Dirt! And we's got's more spunk than a lot of Ya's Kids that Plays with your Selfe's and others. So just yall remember, If'un Granny and Gramps would not of had some sort of sex life, then nun ya little bastards would be here now would Yas "The Creaking Old Tool Man"
Vegas Club Party - Local Vegas Swingers club party - If your visiting or live in Las Vegas, you should check out New Temptations. Its modern, clean and most of all the crowd is super friendly.
Bunch of us are going to be there tonight and tomorrow, we hope to see others.
Staying a couple in the lifestyle - - [quote=zugzug]We've been at the LS nearly our entire 15 year marriage.. and we've always done things as a couple. Even way back when we were newly hatched swingers, we've always done it as a couple, and we've used our real names from the beginning, mostly because we're not creative enough to come up with fake names. Neither of us would make good actors, because we'd never respond to anything but our real names either 🤣
We started this together with equal gusto with the idea of having fun together while having sex with other people at the same time, and with people we want to be friends with, and not exclusively in the bedroom either.
Has it always worked out that way? No but that's okay. We've always still managed to have fun. Anything that we can experience with each other and share together has made it 100% worthwhile. The day we can't have fun doing this together is the day we go back to being sexually monogamous. Simple as that.
But the REAL secret to why we're still happily married is that there is one thing we do separately, which may be problematic for some.
It's scary sharing this, but here goes....
We don't share blankets. We can't do it. We've tried, and it doesn't work for us. We're both very needy in regards to tossing and turning and being wrapped in our own blankets. Plus, we've got our individual blanket needs that can't be met with exclusively with the same one.[/quote]
We also draw the line at blankets because we saw how well that worked out for so many Native Americans back in the day. :-( But we do share other stuff because, well...sharing is caring.
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