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What's your number? - - After a great Sunday workout, a post-workout shower, and a romp in the sack (and I'm not gonna lie, a quick post-nookie nap), Ms. Evil and I were surfing thru the RomCom selection on cable and ran across one we hadn't seen for a while. It's called "What's Your Number?" and is about a girl who freaks out when she realizes how many guys she's slept with. We thought it was pretty funny and it started us talking about what OUR number is as swingers and we quickly realized that our numbers made the female character in this movie look like a nun.
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Oh, and it didn't hurt that I've always had a big crush on Anna Faris (What can I say, funny girls turn me on!) and what woman doesn't think Chris Evans isn't hot?
So the question for this poll is simple. What's your number? How many penises have been inside you, ladies? And guys, have many vaginas have you had the pleasure of invading?
1) Let's just put it this way. My bedpost collapsed many years ago from all the notches.
2) More than I can count...and that's a GOOD thing.
3) Not that many. You swingers are disgusting sluts!
4) Just a few.
5) Okay, maybe more than a dozen.
6) Is 50+ too many?
7) Definitely north of 100!
8) Over a thousand but who's counting?
Ideas on Swingers Car Rally..... - Ideas on Swingers Car Rally..... - I think that is a great idea! I haven't heard of an event with 2 and 4 wheelers together, but hey why not?! Is your event going to be a rally ride or a show? I would prefer to get some road time in together and then hang out. What if we could get some parking space at Tastbuds to have us all park at?
C & D
Church Swingers, are they out there? - - Very interesting views. As I said before, I am in no way knocking you for your choices. It all boils down to what makes you happy. If you have made peace with yourselves, that's all that fuckin matters. I am not religious at all. You will get no judgement from me. I actually find that many of you have a great deal of courage. Thanks for the thought provoking responses.
Sincerely,
-Mr. TR-
Game ON....which sign is Hornier...(is that a word?) - zodiac signs of swingers? - He Leo-ROAR!!!!
She Gemini :z
Swingers cars??? - What ya driving?? - Black Lincoln MKX
Swingers In Uniform - Pay your memorial day respects here. - Mr. Quixote keeps insisting the we don't have a clue. Well Mr. Wizard could ya please clue us in. Let us in on the secret. You seem to know it all. After all, all the support you have seems to suggest that you are the best qualified person to enlighten us all.
You haven't even responded to my posts. The best you can come up with is, "You don't have a clue" and you like my dead mother's mouth on your dick. You are a Gas Bag. You are a troll. All you are out to do it offend people so you can bring on the flames. You live a sad existence.
You called other's spouses "Hose Beasts". Where the fuck is yours???? Where are your pics? You're looking pretty stupid man. You have no power behind your words. You chastize us for our undying passion for which we stand, yet you fail to tell us where you stand. ANSWER ME! STAND UP LIKE A MAN AND ANSWER!
I wonder if you were rejected on here. Maybe some couple on here didn't like that you are a self-proclaimed necrophile. Now, you have made it you personal war to slam everyone one the site because you feel inadequate to the living. You realized maybe that "the living" actually may have a difference in opinion. That maybe Quixote's couch isn't where the world begins and ends. The first clue might be your lack of following here, the second might be the effect your comments have on everyone around you. Would anyone else like to add a third? I am sure you can even you come up with some yourself Mr Q.
With all of that being said, maybe you should think hard the next time you decide to challenge the resolove of American Patriotism by thrashing us for giving thanks to those who've sacrificed something you're to feeble minded to understand or appreciate.
Damn guys this is like shooting fish in a barrel. It almost makes me feel bad. Almost...
Don & Tami
Swinging with Vanillas - Any success stories? - Most of our hookups and extended relationships have been with people that don't classify themselves as swingers or any other alternative group.
Pineapple Stickers - pineapple sticker = swingers? - [quote=DIRTYCPLUT]I read a recent post on whisper that a pineapple sticker on your car means you're a swinger.
Any truth to this?[/quote]The pineapple is one along with pink flamingos etc. Secretly have wanted to order a bunch and place the on cars in the church parking lot 😀!
asking your swinger friend if you can join them. - - "I am not in the lifestyle and don't think I ever really fully would be"
"K USSIR your not a swinger but you wanna have sex with you friends wife with your friend there? HMMMMMMM I smell a swinger in the making"
Naw, I smell a single guy who just wants to get laid. If you aren't really interested in swinging just leave it alone and get your jollies elsewhere. There are plenty of ways for you to get your rocks off in bars and clubs and on Craigslist. It's your VERY common SM attitude that makes it tough for the very few single guys who get it and really want to be part of the lifestyle. No wonder so many people constantly say that singles aren't really swingers. But don't worry. You aren't alone. We've met TONS of single dudes over the years who've admitted that they would NEVER allow their wife (if they ever got married) to fuck another man. Swinging is an attitude and a mindset. A guy who would let you fuck his wife is risking a lot and sharing with you the most important thing in his life. If you can't grasp that concept you should just stay home and jerk it to online porn.
Clits, Dicks, Asses, and assorted body parts. - Parts are Parts. - Just to be the devil's advocate... why come to an adult dating site then shun truly adult pics????
Please allow me to respond... because I'm a little devil too and this is MY POST which YOU should have read? Please let me quote ME.
"This is not a dig to the BPP's (Body Part Posters) because I believe you should post what you want to as long at it's within the rules set forth by the administrator. If someone doesn't like them then they should scroll on to what's behind the next door."
I had hoped that "Disclaimer" would have covered any whiners who felt us kids would try and "shun truly adult pics".
So let me get this right, "truly adult pics" require a ZOOM LENS.
Match.COM is an "adult dating site" This is a Swingers Site.. (Notice the name Swinglar) LMAO
"It's like city folks moving out to the country, and bringing all their city ways with them and imposing them on those already there"
MENTALOS... if you want to post your wang go for it... and let me quote you.
That's why there's a "next" button folks!
We are all wating.... post that dick! (Please crop out the shirt... I'm shuning that fugger) Ewwww
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