I know, life is tough sometimes. I recently decided to attend a singles mixer and a speed dating event and people got totally pissed off when they found out I was married. Fucking racist, bigoted cliquish singles. 
Haha I would be excited and curious if a woman at a singles mixer told me she was married! MFM is one of my favorite things to do! Something about watching a sexy lady get drilled by her husband while she's got a mouth full is irresistibly fun! 
I think all you can do is keep trying. I am a bisexual male, so I would think I have a good chance of having success with a broader search, but even after sending a few dozen messages, friend requests, and reduced how strict my searches are, I come online everyday almost expecting a response, but I haven't had a single one. I'd love to go to a few meet and greets, or parties, but single males are not allowed to those
SKEETER02 wrote:
Swingular is a tough place for a new single male haha. I swear I'm a lot of fun to hangout with! Would love to make new friends and go to some of these sexy fun parties and events!
Dude you have been a Gold member since November 29th, 2015. It must be so self defeating to have spent so much of yourself and so much time on this effort without any results. Your plight has all of us and the baby Jesus in tears. Give it at least 10 days before you buy the lifetime membership or do an interview with KUTV News. Good luck and happy hunting.
Seriously, give it some time and have fun figuring it out.
Couple have there Dick and when they want an extra around its up to wife to decide if she's wanting that shape size and personality connected to it. Had a bi-guy once but he kept hitting on me and grossing out the wife so it ended after a couple of months same with the bi-female that use to come around she kept advancing towards the wife and it's a turn off for her. Now for the few couples we've been with ended up wanting to be just with the wife and she got turned off so it ended. We quit the party thing since when people who drink do stupid things like attempting to kiss the wife and that doesn't fly plus its loud and too smokey bad enough she deals with my smoking that she has to deal with everyone else when smoking is allowed Plus we don't do the beer since and some times the smell is just so over powering that she gets sick and we end up going and doing what we enjoy.
For me the dick and finding a pussy to put it in isn't that hard since size age don't matter to me just the cleanness and personality connected to it. But since I get permission and them interested in me is a different story. So you single males are in competition with us married males who have what they call a full time hall pass.
Good luck and happy hunting and may the odds be in your favor.
For me the dick and finding a pussy to put it in isn't that hard since size age don't matter to me just the cleanness and personality connected to it. But since I get permission and them interested in me is a different story. So you single males are in competition with us married males who have what they call a full time hall pass.
Good luck and happy hunting and may the odds be in your favor.
Try being the couple who won't do oral sex and get back to us.
And may the Odds be in your favor.
POET_RAYL wrote:
Couple have there Dick and when they want an extra around its up to wife to decide if she's wanting that shape size and personality connected to it. Had a bi-guy once but he kept hitting on me and grossing out the wife so it ended after a couple of months same with the bi-female that use to come around she kept advancing towards the wife and it's a turn off for her. Now for the few couples we've been with ended up wanting to be just with the wife and she got turned off so it ended. We quit the party thing since when people who drink do stupid things like attempting to kiss the wife and that doesn't fly plus its loud and too smokey bad enough she deals with my smoking that she has to deal with everyone else when smoking is allowed Plus we don't do the beer since and some times the smell is just so over powering that she gets sick and we end up going and doing what we enjoy.
For me the dick and finding a pussy to put it in isn't that hard since size age don't matter to me just the cleanness and personality connected to it. But since I get permission and them interested in me is a different story. So you single males are in competition with us married males who have what they call a full time hall pass.
Good luck and happy hunting and may the odds be in your favor.
Where does one begin with this?.......
This is going to be good. I have my popcorn ready!
Oh no, not our circus, not our monkies. Different strokes for different folks and all. Pattern recognition is tough when you are too close to a situation. It's all good. Many happy returns to all and God bless us, every one!-Tiny Tim (who because of his name alone, never got into the lifestyle)
RUSTIEZ wrote:I'm not saying I do that, I'm saying try it. No one likes oral.
Try being the couple who won't do oral sex and get back to us.
This little guy feels your pain!
bwahahahahha.. love these posts. Self-immolation. Slimming the herd. Darwin theory. Oh, I can go on.
Best advice, delete this thread, lay low for a month, and come back out swinging (pun intended!)
Mav
Best advice, delete this thread, lay low for a month, and come back out swinging (pun intended!)
Mav
Wood chipper sounds nice
There's a good possibility that this is the new trend... Posting a complaint -OR INTRODUCTION is now the first option chosen for getting a little attention on the site. It used to be the chat site, if you recall- but now that it's all buggy- we get a lot more of people not wanting to wait to be discovered by a hungry audience via the search Option. Personally, I've never found a complaint that functions as a positive trigger to get me excited about someone new, but it seems to work for some on here.
is everyone one on this site from utah cant seem to find many locals on here
You can search by zip code f you use the advanced functions. There are several large groups all over the country, but we Utahns seem to have a very heavy presence.
You can search by zip code f you use the advanced functions. There are several large groups all over the country, but we Utahns seem to have a very heavy presence.
CHAMPAGNEPAPI, Good to know that there is still singles out there waiting by there phones for the couples that enjoyed them to call them each weeks. Since most the time you take the time to get to know them and than fuck and never hear from them again.
Just to let you all know, you have me in stitches. This banter is hilarious. Thank you, thank you all. And please, keep it up. Makes for a nice break during the daily routine.
The Mr.
The Mr.