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Mr. Sexperimentors
What's the universal swinger signal? - How can you spot a swinger?? - [quote=SOUTHERNFUN]FYI, If you see a man and woman grab their crotch and spit, they are probably redneck swingers
The road less traveled less tested - Is swinging still in its infancy and what is it anyway? - [quote=EVILDOERS]Jesus Titty Fucking Christ! Anyone have the CliffsNotes for this bad boy? Or maybe someone can put it on Books on Tape? [em]Emo_67[/em] [/quote]
It just goes to prove that swingers do not necessarily get more sex. Apparently he has not had any lately. Will some one please give that man a head job.
Advice anyone? - Questions - [quote=TATERTOT1982]no baby, most of that was in Utah lol (couple of swingers on here , too). I'm always respectful ( I love women the mostest) and try and have fun. But I am thinking about deleting my account, not really gaining anything or meeting anyone decent. And people don't seem to read my profile. Whats the point, I always work when people come to Vegas anyways. Or I get what should we do or go in Vegas. I'm a tour guide now, but I work for free I guess. I'm in a bad mood sweets, lol, sorry. [/quote]
Good God girl. Don
Swingers on a Cruise - - There are few places we have found. Cruiseswingers.com. sls.com has a forum for cruises and cruisecritic.com has a forum under theme cruises. Hope this helps. Cruises are great for swing fun!
Swingers cars??? - What ya driving?? - [quote=MATT_AND_LIZ]And to my Bugatti buddies. Type 57s. If your going to dream, dream big.[/quote]
hmmmmm yeah ~ classic ! thanks for sharing :)
Hood Piercing 911. I need advice.......... - - [quote=MASSMN]WHY DO IT AT ALL!
Can't you enjoy Orgasm's with out?[/quote]
In case you haven't been told this, you really come off sounding like a Darwin Reject Prick. Get over yourself. Stop questioning why SWINGERS allow the female half to have sex with other men or why women get their hoods pierced....It's fucktards like you that give single males a bad name. Sheesh,take a fucking midol and stop acting like a twatwaffle.
BUSTED! Your Kids Found Out Your Swingers. Now What? - - Don, please stop making so much sense. If you keep this shit up people are going to stop calling you an asshole.
Sincerely Yours,
Fucktard
Lack of Communication - Is it really that hard? - I've been thinking about this thread (and other's like it...they seem to come along every few months or so, along with the ones about whether or not condoms are a good idea or whether we're just caving to the big latex conglomerates) and I have a few additional thoughts.
First, many (most?) emails we receive seem to have about as much thought put into them as one might put into which side of their hamburger to start eating on. If they aren't spammed out to multiple people the senders, at very least, don't seem to have the verbal capacity to write anything beyond, "We seen yer add and wanna put our naughty bits in yer naughty bits." [SIC] Is it that hard to include a little tidbit or two about WHY you think we might be a good match for you and why we would want to take time out of our busy lives to meet with you? And the few that DO contain more than a generic greeting or poorly thought out pick up line have obviously not read our profile (don't necessarily blame them...takes a minimum of a couple of hours to slog through) and don't know what we are and are not looking for. For Christ's sake, give us at least ONE compelling reason why you think we'd like to meet you such as, "We love fisting out stuffed ferrets too and also worship Satan as our lord and master. Let's have coffee."
Second, when did we all become such Tender Heart Care Bears? And why do we necessarily feel entitled to a response to a more often than not spammed out email from people wanting to perv our locked pics? I've only written back to that nice Nigerian prince like ten or fifteen times before I finally got tired of him asking for my checking account number. Do you call back every carpet cleaning company that leaves a message on your voice mail? Do you send a nice polite note back the the guy who's running for president for the Violent Tyrannical Dictator Party and wants you to donate to his campaign fund? I mean, he was even nice enough to send you a self addressed stamped envelope.
So maybe put a little thought into your solicitations. Give people a compelling reason to write you back beyond, "OMG, you're swingers? We're swingers too. We should totally fuck!". This goes double for single guys. Read the profile...even if you have to do it over two or three nights and use a dictionary to look up the big words. Take note of what people are and aren't looking for and especially if they mention your particular demographic. And last but not least, Don't worry about it if someone doesn't write you back. For all you know they've just survived a horrific bumper car accident at Lagoon or maybe they're 2 days in to binge watching all nine seasons of Matlock and haven't eaten or slept for two days. If you're consistently not getting any responses to your emails maybe you're fishin' in the wrong pond. Take a good long hard look in the mirror and ask yourself honestly if Angelina Jolie REALLY would like to fuck you or if you're more likely to hit it off with Steve Buscemi or Nick Nolte.
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Why so much hate in the swingers world... - -
Posted By: AKLIM69 Reply posted on:
Jan 8, 2008 - 1:31 pm
Next time we are in FL, we might. No livestock though. Is that a deal breaker?:l
y not bring it on lol
kristy
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