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Game ON....which sign is Hornier...(is that a word?) - zodiac signs of swingers? - TOTALS So far:
Scorpio 10
Cancer 9
Sagittarius 5
Aries 6
Pisces 4
Gemini 7
Capricorn 4
Aquarius 3
Virgo 3
Libra 2
Taurus 4
Leo 2
Why so much hate in the swingers world... - - Probably the same as the ration between a nice married male and arrogant married male. LOL!
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Why are there so many swingers from Utah? - - It's cause we're all polygamists and we each have at LEAST 7 wives but still aren't satisfied and want to fuck OTHER guys wives too. The parties here are totally CRAZY....there's like one guy for every 8 or 10 girls. The chicks HAVE to be bi just to get a little action and the guys are usually COMPLETELY worn out very early in the evening. Luckily Viagra is available OTC here and a lot of us have had those little pumps implanted in our willies so we can keep going...just like that Energizer bunny. If anyone wants, we can send the missionaries over to your house so YOU can get in on all the hot action...hey even if you don't want to join up you can probably have a little fun fucking with two totally horny 19 year old virgin boys who aren't allowed to touch girls or even masterbate for two years. If you have any questions just watch Big Love on HBO....it's TOTALLY 100% real and ALL the polyg wives are totally hot like his (NOBODY gives a BJ like Chole Sevigny!) and nobody ever has a "headache" cause they know that they won't get another "turn" for at least 2 or 3 days. Plus the skiing here is pretty good.
Evil
Know any Mormon swingers in SoCal? - Single girl in SoCal wants to know! - [quote=NASTY4U2]Too bad we're not LDS. Because of our lack of religious beliefs, we have no moral nor family values.[/quote]
Now this is funny. Well said
Girls that are into DP - How common is this activity among the swingers? - We have done it with toys but want to try it with the real thing. I don't really like toys. Finding the right male or another couple were the female would reciprocate to fulfill this fantasy is proving to be harder than you think. Still trying to work out the logistics. Lol Sorry Hard_Stone you are to big. :-)
stansbury island - - Is this place lively with swingers during the week or is it only the weekends? Sadly the wife works most weekends.
Coming to slc area this weekend - - [quote=EVILDOERS]We agree with SLCCOUPLE. The GSL has it all. Sun, fun, the BEACH. And it's true...you CAN just like float around in it. We used to think it was because it's so salty and shit but it's actually the brine shrimp lifting you up and trying to push you out of the water. They have to live there and don't want no stanky swingers floatin' around in their living rooms. And if you get one of those cool floating grills from Sky Mall you can just fry up some 'o them shrimp on the Barbie while you're floating around, mate. Watch out for brine flies though. They're like the annoying pushy swingers who have to much to drink at a party and just get right up in your face. If you need directions to the nude beach just PM us. It's DEE-luxe![/quote]
How come in all of Utah there are no swingers with the handles like SEAMONKYS4SEX or SESSYCMONKY4U? Back in the 60s and 70s you could not open a Drag Cartoons magazine or Boys Life or even a comic book with out an advertisement for Sea Monkeys as pets. For those of you that are not from Utah Sea Monkeys are actually Brine Shrimp, taken from the Salt Lake, magically put into stasis through some sort of dehydration process. You could buy a package through the mail and put them in a fish bowl, add water and plenty of salt and have sea monkeys for pets. There were more sea monkeys shipped out of Utah then anything else save missionaries in the 60s and 70s. My brother and I sent away for some to be shipped to us in Arizona in about 1962 about the time "Meet the Beatles" came out. What a fucking fraud! They did come back to life but they sure did not look at all like monkeys. Those damned x-ray glasses didn't work either.
So if you go to the Great Salt Lake make sure you wash off the brine shrimp when you get out. Sea Monkeys are just another Utah fraud like Mark Hoffman's forgeries, Paul H. Dun baseball cards or husbands with perpetual hall passes in the booty call section.
LDS Swingers Survey - Will any former/active LDS swingers take my survey? - Completed
Swingers dying out? - Is the utah swinger community dying or becoming to needy? - [quote=MORKANDMINDY]I think the fact that the site hasn't offered lifetime membership specials for so long has really impacted people's ability to connect with newer couples. [/quote]
Contrare, Mr. Mork. Last month, our lifetime membership was $35.
just sayin...
We have heard about it many times........... - Couples that are swingers - Well partiallyshaved, sorry to say this but somehow your story makes us feel a bit better about ours. LOL. What an interesting experience. Again, a situation where communication and honesty is key. xoxoXXX
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