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Why so much hate in the swingers world... - - No I don't.
What you wrote was offensive under any circumstance.
South End - Is the secret milf game a faux? - So, after several months here's my results. Connecting through swingular mail after CLOSELY reading a couples profile does lead to results BUT only if after a few email exchanges, including a friend request, leads to an exchange of phone numbers. Success has been only through connecting with husband who screens for wife. Switching over to another email server like gmail at the request of the couple is a waste of time. Just and endless stream of BS. I presume the long string is not accessible by swingular, who knows. Also, couples (male half) has read my profile and connected directly. Same thing a quick exchange of phone numbers. Meet ups this way have all be positive with satisfaction all around.
Lastly, I want to thank those couples who have replied back, even when the reply is "no you're not a fit" this is respectful and what I would expect from serious swingers.
Cheers,
DAMMIT EVIL - You should have updated your map app. - Before you give everyone the impression that swinging husbands [url=http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/swingers-heading-sex-sessions-farm-5630435]have to ask for directions[/url].
Please Share ;) How did you come up with your handle? - - Our profile name was thought up very carefully. We put a lot of creativity and time into our profile name. After many agonizing days of trying to get our damn name right we thought this had to be THE ONE!............
HA HA HA HA! We actually typed in things like "utcple" and "funcple" and so on and so forth but everything was taken. SO we live in UT and we wanted everyone to remember us........and it is a swingers site......and my husband is a man-whore.... so what other name would we chose?... SLUT!!!!!! Too bad we don't live up to the name........LOL!
Sorry, not too creative here!
xo UTSLUTS
Having a Swingres day at lagoon - Swingers at lagoon - We think it would be a fun time count us in. Pick a day early so we can reserve a camping spot for some after hour fun. We put together a campout up at Echo Reseviour a few years back also that was fun. We would be interested in any campouts, bike rides and traveling to any fun destinations also. Keep us informed.
Thanks Dave and Jackie
We thought this was educational and should explain a lot about s - keep an open mind. Swingers are spiders. Each to their own unique ways! - Awesome!
Club Zu Key West Rant - - Here's our take on Club Zu or as the locals call it Club Pu. It's the worst bar on the island and it's only a matter of time before it closes. The only reason they've been open as long as they have is because they try to high pressure sell you into paying the $200 so you can go into the back room which never has any people. We've been in there 4 times and will NEVER go back. The owner is the rudest person we've ever met and it trickles down to his bartenders. No smiles, no hellos, no nothing, just give us your fucking money. He wouldn't know what a swingers club was if it smacked him on the back of the head. Don't believe the bullshit about not wanting customers to get to drunk so they don't have premium liquor. The truth is they don't have a full liquor license and don't have ANY liquor (the owner didn't want to spend the extra money to buy one) so they serve you beer or "wine based liquor" what the fuck is wine based liquor???? And they over charge you for it, how about $40, not including tip for 2 glasses of house wine and 2 of their fake margaritas which were nothing but sour mix. Nowhere in Key West do drinks cost that much and taste so shitty.
And the reason they have ESPN on the television screens is simple, the owner is clueless about what he's doing. They used to have porn on the screens, but they like to keep the front door open... so people walking past the bar could see the TVs and someone complained. So the genius that owns the bar... instead of just "closing the front door" he decided to put on ESPN in his so called "swingers bar". Brilliant move, that will sure set the right mood. Also, nothing like rap crap playing to loud coming out of the speakers to set the mood for swinging. This place is so bad it's laughable.
The final straw for us was the last time we were in there we ordered a beer (couldn't handle anymore $10 glasses of sour mix) and went to sit down on one of the lounge chairs... I sat down and the chair was wet, put my finger in it to see what it was and it was urine!! Someone had pissed all over the chair!! That explains why the club always smells bad and everyone calls it Club Pu!!!!
All we can say is, buyer beware!
Swinging and politics. - - Which political candidate do you think would be most swinger friendly?
1) Duh, Trump. Fucker's been married...a LOT, to like supermodels...and likely is banging a few on the side. He'd totally be down with swinging.
2) Bernie Sanders. I mean think about it...socialism? Sharing EVERYTHING in society...including each others spouses? Socialism is ALL about swinging!
3) Hilary. She was totally cool with Bill gettin' a little head in the Oval Office so she'd be fine with leaving all us nasty swingers to our own devices.
4) Mike Huckabee. Cuz...well, cuz...I dunno, maybe somethin' to do with the Bible and concubines or something. Or maybe something to do with Duggars? Fine, that one's a stretch.
5) Cruz or Rubio. Hot Latin lovers, need I say more?
6) This is by FAR the stupidest poll yet, Evil. Politics is serious business and I for one can't wait to exercise my right as a citizen to vote...and maybe have a post-election orgy at my house.
7) Rand Paul. Hey, he says he's a Libertarian or a librarian (librarians are HOT!) or something so he'd be down with a little wife swapping.
8) Carly Fiorina. Yeah she's one hot babe and I can tell she wants it BAD!
9) Lindsey Graham. Cuz, well cuz he's prolly at LEAST bi.
10) I dunno. Probably one of those total kooks running on like the Constitution or Green party tickets. Some of those guys look like they live in a cave or a box under the viaduct.
What would you do? - what does a person do when their spouse no longer wishes to paticipate - There have been a lot of valid and reasonable points made. My fiancee and I are swingers, and we enjoy seeing each other with the same sex, as well as, the opposite sex. We have sat down and discussed it at great lengths. Like Tequila stated, it is recreational, it does not define our relationship. We like to meet as a couple, and we play as a couple, never separately. That is us, and how we swing.
I agree that they must sit down and discuss it. Not sure about the counseling. I think they work it out between themselves.
I wish them the best!
Ron
Swingers now officially a high risk group for STDs and STIs - Do your own research - [quote=BADBOY8P]I think everyone has got your point !!!! And yes it is smart to be tested and have safe sex but just because you have safe sex there is still a risk ...... I mean really there is a million ways to die so choose one . I say if you have been monogamous for months and you tested clean then its a great time for you to get out of the lifestyle . But why scare the hell out of everyone ??? In life with no risk then there is no reward . Just my thought ( To each there own )
Badboy[/quote]
True enough. We have had quite a bit of success and reward as swingers. Frankly, it is not the most important or the most rewarding experience we have had in life thus far and that is not at all saying it has not been great. We do not mean to scare the hell out of anybody. Risk verses reward is a fact.
We do not think that this forum thread or the ones that came before it or that will follow will change the the direction people choose to go with their life. If we feel the risk is worth it most of us will still take it.
If anything, we do think that perhaps there is a tendency for people to use anecdotal experiences and feel good statements as a way to reassure themselves and others, about the their behaviors rather than looking at the data and more fully trying to comprehend the potentialities of their behaviors. Happens with religion and politics and most every other aspect of life that involves a support group. Dogma wins the day until enough cognitive dissonance, as Evil puts it, reaches a level of critical mass and the need to ask questions is greater than the fear of the risk of asking questions. This can be as true within a support group made up of "open minded" swingers as most any other group.
Nothing wrong with asking questions and reevaluating. As i said do your own research and come to your own conclusions. Whatever any of us decides is right for us most probably is.
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