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The People of Whoville are Swingers! - Adult Humor In Movies - My wife HATES this movie and HATES Jim Carrey even more so I've only seen bits and pieces of this movie but I LOVE it! Great catch! LOL

Deviantdoctors Orgy SATURDAY SEP 12th - Deviantdoctors Orgy SATURDAY SEP 12th - Dear Fellow Swingers, Our next orgy will be 9pm, Saturday, September 12th. We limit the participants to those who are HWP, aren't allergic to rules and are able to leave the drama behind. If you are interested, send us a note and be sure we are able to see pictures of HIM & HER. This often requires a Friend request. Don't be shy! Prior to contacting us we ask that you READ ALL OF THE INFORMATION BELOW to make sure you are comfortable with our requirements. Looking forward to hearing from you! XOXO, M&K Here is the basic gist for those of you who have not been yet... We find orgies refreshingly enjoyable. So many of the Utah "lifestyle" events are only social and filled with people who don't really know what they want in the lifestyle. At our orgy everyone who shows up gets naked and comes planning to have sex others at the event. We play a really fun and competitive game, usually trivia with boys against girls, that get's everyone naked within about 45 minutes. Our firm rules make it enjoyable and safe for everyone. The orgy atmosphere allows you to choose who they want to play with, without any pressure to play as a couple. No more need to achieve the near impossible four-way match. You may move about throughout the evening if things are clicking with who you started with. Nerves are very common. Overcoming them is part of the excitement. You must arrive between 900 and 930. At 930 the doors will be locked and the night will begin. We recommend arriving closer to 900. After everyone mixes their drinks (BYOB), we will play the game. Men vs. women. Each time either team loses, they must remove an article of clothing. Once all of one sex is naked, we rearrange the room and the play begins. We ask that you come prepared to get COMPLETELY NAKED and for HETEROSEXUAL SWAPPING. Same-sex and play with your partner is fine, but in addition to hetero swap play. CRITICAL RULES - ALL INDIVIDUALS, PLEASE READ THOROUGHLY...for the enjoyment and safety of all, you will be asked to leave if choose to not follow them. 1) Keep drinking under control. No getting drunk to where you are not in control. 2) No drugs on premises. If you indulge, do so before you come. 3) No means No AND Ask BEFORE you touch. 4) No surprise guests. If you have a couple you wish to come, they must contact us and be approved by us in advance. 5) No single males. 6) Everyone plays the game and everyone get naked. If you don't want to play, at any point, you are welcome to leave. 7) Protection will be used by all unless playing with your significant other. Condoms will be available, however, if you have special condoms you like we recommend bringing your own. 8) If you tell us you will be coming, follow through. If you "no show" you will not be allowed at any future events with us. However, notifying us in advance, even if it's last minute, lets you off the hook. Just keep us informed and be your word. 9) Don't post on Swingular or elsewhere that you are coming. Part of the magic of the event is to be totally surprised at who is there. Don't ask us either. You have to trust us that we will only allow attractive, high quality people to come. 10) Arrive before 930pm. 11) You will be required to sign a Non-Disclosure and Release of Liability document upon arrival. If you would like to view the document in advance, email us and we will send it to you.

Secret Swingers Club Ogden, UT - Clubs - The bar is called unspoken, but I can't find ANYTHING on it.

KUTV News Story on Swingers - News - Ash is my FAVORITE Pokemon trainer! Gotta catch 'em all! Yeah, my DVR is set. Hope it's good. But Deadpool will be better...I hope. [em]Emo_12[/em] And props to MYOHMY for the best Trek meme of the day. He wins the internet this evening as I was watching BBC reruns of TNG when I read his post and spit out a little of my awesome microbrew while laughing. It even impressed Ms. Evil who is the meme QUEEN, and not easily impressed. [em]Emo_84[/em]

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WAAA1101 & CLASSYNOTTRASHY, The Don

No one is telling you to leave. What we are saying is... If you don't like the subject of the thread, move on. You are claiming that it is impossible for you to accomplish this. Classy, you used the word "Forum Police". Remember, WAAA1101 is the one who started this thread trying to get everyone to stop posting threads that didn't have to do with sex. That is textbook "policing". Furthermore Classy, you, like WAAA, make it your regular business to complain about others and what they choose to converse about. I think things would get better if you quit complaining about threads you don't like and involve yourself in the ones you do. You are the ones being intolerant of us. We have heard that you are "unhappy" with the thread and why. To me, your unhappiness seems to stem from your inability to control what people talk about here. WAAA1101, you tell me if I don't like explicit photos to, "get over it". I do "get over it", by not going to the theads that contain them or starting them myself. I think you need to "get over" our threads. You need to practice what you preach. Live and let live. So far it is people like you and Classy that are breaking the forum policy, by trying to stifle free speech. You two are the ones that are trying to get others to stop talking. We are not going to stop talking about what we want, because you don't like it. The majority has spoken, we want to talk about anything we choose. You can't justify your intolerance.
-Don- "Ich habe einen kleinen Vogel in meinem Kopf."

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Single Males ~VS~ Single Females - Whats the difference? - OK... How many times do we have to beat the proverbial dead horse? NOTHING in this thread is new, aside from one guy getting letters from Honduras or some other odd shit. The reality of it is this: Single Men tend to be pushy, arrogant, looking to "fuck your wife like you wish you could," and other various piggish things, HOWEVER, there are those, T4REAL is among them, that are swingers...The problem is that there are MANY of the former, and FEW of the later. Between the insecurity, the preferences, and the assholes, it makes for an uphill climb for a single male. The best advice I can give single males is this: DO NOT FEED THE STEREOTYPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If the profile says, NO SINGLE MALES...don't write...you are NOT special...If they respond negatively, do NOT write back and ask why or make a snide remark....Just let it go... IF you are reading a profile and it says, "WE WILL CONTACT YOU" let them contact you...Come on...The profile says that for a reason... Now...On to the clubs...Someone stated that they paid $70 to get into a club, but got laid with dinner and all for less...Sorry, but that sounds like prostitution...NOTwhat the lifestyle is about...Why do they charge more for single men? because the single man will pay it...They do not run a club as a "Lets get single men layed charity" it is a business...the sole purpose of a business is to make money...That whole discussion is the EXACT reason so many couples say NO SINGLE MEN...What a prick...If I were you, I would delete that piece...You will NEVER get laid with that type of shit floating around here... Another reason single men are so frowned upon, how many times have you seen a profile with nothing but a dick picture? OK>.....You ARE a male, we must assume you have one...Why not put something else on? If you read profiles, MOST say, "WE DO NOT NEED A COCK SHOT" only a few want to make sure the goods are good...so why would you post nothign but a cock shot? Then there is the angry inch guys...They have a turtle head and wanna advertise it...What the fuck is that? If you have a small dick, you can make up for it with personality and skill, HOWEVER, if you advertise it...No one will give you the chance... OK...I think I am done with my rant...At least for now...

Does anybody really... - ANOTHER annoying poll. - I have mentioned before,it seems like we have a lot of Affirmative Action Swingers and that’s why I am selective.. having said that.. Here we go.. this was last night till early this morning ... and yeah this site is working out VERY WELL #singlemaleSELECTIVE-BBC

Friend collectors or swingers - - Well...if this is any indicator, we currently have 61 pending friend requests. None of which sent us a message to go along with their request.🤨 And after looking at the sender’s profile (not a match ...nothing in common), it’s apparent most are simply looking to see the pictures in our private album. We’re not always in Utah as we have homes in several states, but we’re beginning to think this is a Utah thing. 🤔 GLTA

seniors - why is it so difficult to find senior swingers or single ladies? - WELL DEPENDING ON WHAT PART OF THE COUNTRY YOU ARE IN DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH TACT YOU HAVE. THESE ARE THE THING WE TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION WHERE EVER WE GO. WE HAVE TO LOOK AT GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION WHEN SOME ONE ASK SUCH A QUESTION AS THIS AND REMEMBER THEY GET TO VOTE FRIST, SO THAT TELL YOU ALOT AND THEY ARE A RED STATE WHICH SAYS EVEN MORE.SO TACT IS NOT A MATTER OF WEATHER THEY HAVE IT OR NOT IT IS JUST THE WAY THINGS ARE IN THAT PART OF THE WORLD,NEEDLESSS TO SAY IT IS NOT PART OF THERE VOCABULARY SO WE ASSUME THEY DONT HAVE ANY.JUST LIKE THEY HAVE NO "R" IN THERE EITHER. BUT THE OLD ADDAGE IS GET TO THE POINT AND ONE OR TWO THING WILL HAPPEN YOU WILL GET LAID OR GET SLAPPED. LOL

Where are all the guys pictures at? - - OK.......................... Now I think we know why alot of MEN don't POST Pics because they (as in 99%) feel their COCK is the best part of them and that's all they want to show off. AS for most here in TEXAS we've discovered that MOST THINK they are so important in their respective jobs that if they got discovered out they were Swingers they'd lose their jobs. We personally feel it more along the lines of being plain ugly or just FAT, and they are afraid they'd scare away any possible playmate. BUT................... that's our opinion!!! Male Half here........................ No wonder people always say we only think with the little head. I'm asshamed too even be male at times. I for one have a mind that I actually use and I can't say that for alot of others here so far. OH WELL

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