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Swingers now officially a high risk group for STDs and STIs - Do your own research - Ok. So now you are paranoid and you go out and find a couple that are as paranoid as you are. Now they go off to a family reunion and it is a large reunion. Some kissing cousin walks up and plants one on them or they try to console someone, maybe even a child that
Wannabes and net fakes - Will the real lifestyle members please stand up - We have learned the best phrase to learn quickly in this lifestlye is "NEXT" lets face it this is nothing but a #'s game you have to contact loy=ts to find the few good ones and once you find those good ones it makes all the weeding out of the fakes and flakes worth it. Like we tell people a social meeting or two is fine but we do not intend to date you a year before you decide if you want to play with us or not . We just wish people would have the balls to say at least "no thanks" or tellthe truth they are "wanna" swingers into only the fantasy of it and never really intend to do it. When we find those we simply say "NEXT!"
Norm&Sharon
Met someone you know at a lifestyle event - - Been there, done that, have the t-shirt. There's really no easy way to explain, deflect, lie, or otherwise extricate yourself from that situation. Counting, just now in my head, it's happened to us no less than half a dozen times. Everyone from family members (Ms. Evil's cousin), friends of friends (BFF's of our former next door neighbors), business acquaintances/clients, you name it. It's always such an unexpected shock that we invariably handle it poorly. LOL
ps- Happened again last night at a wedding, of all things! Not really a lifestyle event/party but plenty of swingers there and the implications were probably fairly obvious to anyone really paying attention.
Why the male side of Couples are here...? - I will admit I am hoping to spark some heated debate on this.... - Shit I had to read thru that whole thing like almost twice. Okay fine, I skimmed it almost twice. Why am I (or we) still in swinging (it will be thirty years in the not too distant future!)? For us it's about the great friendships. Sex is great. It's fun to explore that not only with each other but with other people occasionally. But it's totally secondary for us. With swingers, more than any other group of people we've found, we can be ourselves, say pretty much what we want, and not have to filter anything. With most vanillas, especially here in Utah, we really have to tread lightly and watch what we say and do. With swingers we can laugh our asses off, totally make fun of the world and even flirt without anyone getting too bent out of shape. I'm sure I don't have to tell you what would happen if you did that with most of your vanilla friends. So yeah, friendships are why we stay. Any sex that happens is just the frosting on the Pop-Tart for us.
As for when we're "70+...who will be taking care of you"...I would hope I can pretty much take care of myself, still control my bowels and bladder and occasionally still climb in the saddle and give Ms. Evil a jolly good geriatric rodgering. If I can't I would hope one of my good swinger friends will put me out of my misery by locking me in a room with an insatiable 22 year old redhead for a few hours and then scattering my ashes over the beach at Hedo II. ;-)
Seriously, 70 AIN'T that old! I know a guy who still runs marathons (admittedly not very fast) in his 90's!
Swingers Club - Swingers Club - Clearfleld would never approve the club if was officially a swingers club but the cliches could send a subliminal message. Make the logo a hand wearing a black ring holding a upside down pineapple. Charge a reasonable cover charge for couples, no cover charge for single females, and an outrageous cover charge for single males and then allow them access to about 1/8th of the club. Have the seating be about 80% sex swings and people might catch on as to what the club's theme really is. Don't forget to include a lot of lava lamps. Offer special pricing available on drinks with names like "Sex on a Beach" or "Sweet Tight Pussy". Make toga Thursdays and booty call bingo Wednesdays regular weekly events and only play music that has a lot of obvious sexual content.
As for the meatballs I now feel so stupid that I never realized, until now, that the Chinese Buffet on State Street and 45th South was a covert swingers club.
Friend collectors or swingers - - We don't fuck people we don't consider friends. But you don't HAVE to fuck us to be our friend. Our friend list, right now, has maybe a dozen couples on it...only one of which we are currently (and infrequently, I might add) playing with. Personally, we're not looking for more people to play with until this whole COVID thing is a LOT more under control. Like SweettAndH, we prune the garden quite frequently and usually delete "friends" if there is no movement to get to know one another better in some way within several weeks at most. *shrug*
swingers helper... - I know some of us need this every now and again... - Sexercise for the women
BUSTED! Your Kids Found Out Your Swingers. Now What? - - [img]http://rlv.zcache.com/funny_cartoon_bee_stickers-p217849663432097580qjcl_400.jpg[/img]
How to find other swingers - - www.7946437.com
7946437 (TM) is a code. It spells swinger on a phone keypad. It is used by swingers to discreetly identify each other in public venues; and serve as an excuse for swingers to approach each other in swing clubs. All bands glow in the dark under club lights, so the obvious "pick up line" is:
So, what color is your wristband?
;)
US based Hedo-Like Resort - Could there be one in the US? - So, why has no one built such a resort in someplace like Vegas, Florida,
They built in Florida... more that 20 years ago.
--> http://www.paradiselakes.com/
Paradise Lakes is 90% swingers and well know in our area as such. The only difference between this place and Hedo is sand..... and we hate sand.
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