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Young swingers party - sold out, who still wants to party ? - "Welcome to modern society"
Well thank you! Sorry, didn't mean to come off as an old curmudgeon. It's just kind of weird to us to go to swing parties nowadays and see like a third (or more!) of the people tapping/swiping text into their phones while other people are gettin' their sexy on. Don't get me wrong. I'd rather give up beer than live without my smart phone but it seems kind of silly to be so absorbed in it when one is ostensibly at a party to hook up and have sex with other people. Maybe I'm just outdated and virtual (there's an app for that!) phone sex is WAY better than the hot, sweaty, sometimes messy, real kind. [em]Emo_49[/em]
Too Young? - Are we just too young... - I would love to swing with an older couple or younger couple. There are just a lack of swingers in my immediate area.
Gym Fantasy - anyone else get turned on while working out? - Any swingers go to the anytime fitness in bountiful? Would love to work out with some couples in the lifestyle
Jewellery, logos, etc to identify other swingers - We would like info on websites catering to discreet items to let others "know" we are in the lifestyle - SDC has a pennant cufflink or pennant on a chain when you join. so if anyone from the website see's it they will know you are a members.
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Can someone enlighten me? - - Naw, no trick. We just post shit to vent or to amuse ourselves. We aren't really out there beating the bushes for more pussy/cock. Have plenty if we want it and are at that phase in our swinging careers where we're content to just hang with our homies...or any one of the great friends we've made over the years and if sex happens then it's the frosting on the cupcake but it's certainly not required or expected. Just thought it terribly odd that simply changing our primary pic would elicit so many blind friend requests and that so many would be from people who have zero content in their profiles. Just because we're semi-retired swingers doesn't mean we don't like meeting new peeps and couldn't be enticed to come out of retirement for the right offer.:-) C'mon you guys, if you're gonna write/friend request us at LEAST read our profile (yeah I know it's longer than War and Peace, but there are SUBTLE little "hints" in there about what we are and more importantly aren't looking for). And give us SOMETHING that might give us a reason to think we have something in common or would want to at least hang out over drinks or something. We've totally broken the ignore button on our 'puters already.
Observations from the other side of the room - Some unsolicited advice - All good advice. You should give seminars to the GAZILLIONS of single males who think female swingers are nymphomaniac, wanton sluts who will fuck anyone, any time, anywhere and that their husbands/partners are pathetic, impotent cucks who don't know how to please their partners and need a "real" man to satisfy their wives/girlfriends. You could make BANK teaching the utterly clueless how to act like a gentleman and do a service to the lifestyle by helping to weed out the twatwaffles who have no business even ATTEMPTING to enter a lifestyle they know nothing about and should leave immediately!
Toga Party this Saturday in SLC - Venus Game Nights - Roman Toga Party for Venus Game Nights - Friends, Romans, Sexy Swingers...
Time to bring out your inner Roman!
This game night will feature a Roman Toga theme with some accompanying Roman games. The afterparty will be even more eventful and really be something you don't want to miss! If you don't have a toga, you can either make one (instructions on Google) or buy one. If you don't have a toga and can't get one before Saturday, come anyway, it will be totally fine!
To RSVP go to https://www.meetup.com/Venus-Game-Nights/events/259608771/
Space is limited so reserve your space early!
RSVP on Swingular as well by going here:
https://swingular.com/events.php?_a=details&_EID=3397
As usual, the first part of the evening will be the game night portion of the evening and will be pretty laid back, giving everyone a chance to have fun, chat with others, and just have a low-key good time.
The second half of the evening will be for those that really want to let their inner Roman out to play. We will have some icebreakers to help everyone bring out their sexy selves.
We have rented a house for the evening that will work out very well. With a built-in theater room, we plan on having some great movies playing to keep things hopping.
Make sure to dress in your best Roman Toga wear as we will be having a contest for best male and female costumes. Again, if you don't have one, you can still come!
The location is in the South part of the salt lake valley. We will provide the address, as well as the house rules after you RSVP and the date draws nearer.
Couples and single women are always welcome! No single guys, however.
If you have any questions or comments, please feel free to email us here, Meetup or send us a Kik. Our Kik is CalianaZ.
See you Saturday!
Mr. & Mrs. Caliana
Why so much hate in the swingers world... - - Thanks doctor bunny... er I mean Ziggy. LOL!
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Arranging Gangbang - - Here is our take on what may not be a gang bang but something akin to one. Mrs. Delicious has been the only woman with three men, including myself, a few times. If all the men have stamina and can recover quickly three men is enough. Three men can go on for hours. It's not that hard to screen two additional men, if the husband is involved. A lot of swingers know and trust at least three single men with bedroom skills and polite and charming personalities. If you don't know any such men, they are out there. It's a plus if these fellows know each other too. If everyone in the room is comfortable together, then performance issues disappear, and the shared nature of the experience is magnified. In our opinion three men, who a lady can know well enough to trust, becomes more intimate, while remaining extremely erotic, and is preferable to more men, she doesn't know at all, that may or may not be a positive experience. Easier to set up, and no regrets!
Christain Swingers? - - It depends on whether you take the scriptures literally, or, as in some faiths, a more objective and liberal view. Considering how it has been translated... as well as the group of men who decided which "books" would become the bible many centuries ago... there will always be disagreement. Try www.libchrist.com for info about this subject.
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