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What makes you ignore vs. view a particular profile? - - Did you see our attachment, you go on a date without seeing pics first, this is what you will have knocking at your door.. LOL. Ok, there seems to be an underlying theme here.... PICS!!! Holy crap people everytime I see an email or think someone is cool in the chat room and click on their profile and it has "0" pictures, it really pisses me off. How many people out there do you think would honestly meet someone or a couple without seeing them? I've even asked the question and have had people tell me honestly that they have met people without seeing them!! No Freakin Way! Look, we aren't pretensious, and are the first people to hang with and find friendship and great qualities in everyone we meet. BUT, and that's a big but (no pun intended lol), we aren't sleeping with everyone on here. There is a thing called "chemistry" and "attraction". Unfortunately for us, we aren't out to get banged by every willing couple. If we click, and there is great chemsitry, chances are HIGH that we will hook up. But I'm here to tell you, if we can't see you and you don't post your pictures, you're wasting your time. And DONT try and IM us at yahoo wanting to chat if you don't identify yourself. If we could design and develop a swingers website, pictures would be a prerequisite. No Pics, No Profile, period!! Am I sounding harsh? I hope not, but it's the truth damn it! So PUT YOUR PICS ON YOUR PROFILE!! Thank you. Uthotcplextreme.

If only you could tell in public who is and isnt in the LS - - We're in favor of forcibly branding all swingers in a place that's readily visible to everyone. Of course, we promise to keep it a secret and nobody will EVER find out the secret symbol that we all decide will depict the fact that we're disgusting perverts who fuck each other's spouses. Shhhhh! [em]Emo_72[/em]

Shit Swingers Say - Hilarious Video.. - I believe this to most likely be the most famous line ever...........Is this the female half? Are you Wet would be the 2nd most said. (Ya I get wet every time you text me...even at work, at the dentist, driving my car and, On the job. Yes I am just a fountain of wetness....just oozing out all over everyone. Hehe only Joking don't get your panties in a bundle.) HAHAHA...Hell ya!

50 shades - - Hire a boy scout for the night to teach you some knots. He could even earn a merit badge out of it. It's win win. And they say swingers don't do anything good for the community.

Best way to get started? - - We just take the attitude that if somebody recognizes us, that means they have a paid subscription, because that's the only way they can view any pictures other than the main profile photo. So we keep our faces off that one, but we don't worry about our other public photos. If somebody we know says, "Hey, we saw you on Swingular!", our response would be, "Then you must be swingers, too. Care to meet up?".

Married people lying to their spouses... - - Swingers rule, cheaters drool! [em]Emo_84[/em] You REALLY have to fend of that many closeted bi guys "each week", Torque? That's..........................weird. Been doing this almost 30 years and I can count on one finger how many times I've been hit on by closeted bi males. Are you sure you aren't misreading the signs/signals? Or are they actually outright telling you they want to fuck you (or vice versa?) I'm not into dudes at all but the double standard in the lifestyle about bi-sexuality is pretty fucked up. [em]Emo_67[/em]

mans best friend - ok now we have seen the girls ,,lets see you pet - Interesting, all dogs, no cats. I guess swingers have enough love for everyone, and everything.

Help For the Single Male - - I have found that the best way is to be very courteous, and patient. This is a swinger site, which is mostly a couples lifestyle. We are pretty much the outcasts. Plus there are so many of us. The best way is to get to know the people who are here. Some ways that I have found is to go to the webcam chat, and have an intelligent chat with the people who are there. You can even get on the webcam, but most of the people there aren't wanting to see you naked. They prefer just to have an ordinary talk about ordinary things of life, and not some pervert stroking himself. Also don't be asking all the ladies to be taking off their clothes. Like I said.. that isn't being polite and courteous. There are also the meet and greets, Eden house here in SLC, and the various clubs and gyms where a lot of the swingers get together. If you talk with them, you might even get invited. The people here care more about how you are as a person, than seeing you naked. Most people would want a friend first, and a friend with benefits later. You just have to show them that.

OUCH - Anyone caught swinging bu family or friends? - Ran into Ms. Evil's cousin a few years ago. Were invited to an annual bbq non-swing party by a couple who WERE swingers but they said even though all vanilla sometimes the party could got quite steamy. Hung out, drank a lot and flirted with all the cute vanillas and our hosts. Suddenly (while naked in the hottub) I saw Ms. Evil's cousin walk in. I quickly alerted her and tried to dress her quickly and sneak her around the side of the house but she was just drunk enough to think it would be hilarious to say hi to her cousin. Turns out the cousin was a FWB of the hosts since high school and frequently joined them for sex. Of course the host instantly wanted to play kissing cousins with Ms. Evil and her cousin but she had sobered up enough by then to not want to go there. Still see the cousin every so often and though nothing was ever mentioned we all know...LOL

DALLAS - DALLAS - We are in Dallas frequently. Sign up for SDC. Most of the swingers in Dallas are on that site and you'll find lots of party information. Collette is a beautiful and classy swingers club with theme nights...check out their web site. 13th floor is a great set up but not as nice. Have fun!

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