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sending messages getting no response!!! - - And while we're at it, what's up with going to meet 'n greets and parties and people not lining up to fuck us? Talk about RUDE! I mean we're all swingers so why are people so cliquish that they won't just fuck anyone who asks them? We go by the motto "I'm a swinger, you're a swinger so let's fuck!" All this bullshit about wanting to fuck "attractive" people or people who aren't the same age as our parents (or our kids) is elitist bullshit. I'm ENTITLED, dammit, to my fair share of hot young poontang! [em]Emo_84[/em]

Single females profile... "but not" - - At the risk of taking this even further off topic...I look at honesty the same way I look at sin (not that I believe in the concept of sin). Observing and talking to my neighbors I've discovered that the majority have little "pet" sins that they unilaterally seem to deem more important to avoid than other sins. Some of my neighbors would never consider shopping on Sunday but don't have a problem working in their yards in rather skimpy (for them) attire during the summer. Others seem adamant that church attendance is more than mandatory but have no problem hitting Chuck A Rama after church. Still others are devout temple goers yet have confided that they have a single glass of champagne on New Years Eve. Honesty, to me, appears very similar. I know many swingers who are less than honest about their weight and/or age yet really seem to get upset if someone is less than honest about their relationship status. Still others state they are disease and drug free and demand the same in others yet I've seen them with cold sores (yup that's HSV people) and regularly partake in pot or use illegally obtained erection enhancing drugs. Honesty, like many things in life, is apparently quite flexible and indeed seems to be a matter of perspective. ps- Not bashing, insinuating or otherwise making any kind of judgment about the OP's or anyone else in this thread. Just some general observations.

Its Saturday night - - Hello everybody Its saturday night and why is there so many of us swingers sitting here online and not out playing with friends? Let\'s hear all of your excuses... ours is we have kids tonight.

HELP!!!!!!!!! I guess we need to work on our profile - - Maybe you could add a coupon for a free bowl of soup? That's always a big hit around the holiday shopping season. If that doesn't work, be sure to add the lines about how in love you are with each other, how you are DD free and expect to stay that way, you are looking to spice up your great love life, and be sure to write NO SINGLE MALES!!! 3 times all in CAPS so people know you are REALLY serious... You don't want any of those sneaky little bastards squeaking through the cracks. Oh yeah, don't forget to dress up your profile with those fancy MySpace backgrounds. Include a picture of your sportscar, boat, and two-headed squirrel that you caught while on your exotic vacation in Rexburg ID... these all get extra points. Last but not least, you gotta have a closeup shot of your genitals. Who says that once you've seen 10,000 knobby/dried up peckers, they all look the same? When in doubt, look at the profiles of other popular people on this site, read their clever ads, and do the old "copy and paste" routine. Just don't copy their pics, people may be disappointed when they are expecting Ben and Jennifer, and they end up meeting more common folk. Warning: Don't copy our profile. It is down right stupid and was obviously written by an ignoramous. The bottom line... profiles are pretty much all the same. Writing some clever literary prose ain't gonna get you laid. The only thing I've got going for me is a hot wife (bait), alcohol (to relax the spouse of the guy who wants to fuck my wife), and chloroform (to disable the other guy's wife when she finally decides "there ain't no way she's 'taking it for the team' with that crazy bastard! " Oh yeah, one more thing.... I also was smart enough to move away from Utah to a place where there are good swinger clubs, lots of hot sexy swingers, and our law-makers aren't a bunch of old white haired guys, in funny underware, who think a good time involves green jello and an accordian player! I gotta tell my former neighbors... I've been to "The Place" and it definitely is NOT in Utah. (Note: the Cirque at Snow Bird and Catherine's Area at Alta might be the closest exception to that last statement) I hope that was helpful. Good luck with your profile. :D

Arranging Gangbang - - Here is our take on what may not be a gang bang but something akin to one. Mrs. Delicious has been the only woman with three men, including myself, a few times. If all the men have stamina and can recover quickly three men is enough. Three men can go on for hours. It's not that hard to screen two additional men, if the husband is involved. A lot of swingers know and trust at least three single men with bedroom skills and polite and charming personalities. If you don't know any such men, they are out there. It's a plus if these fellows know each other too. If everyone in the room is comfortable together, then performance issues disappear, and the shared nature of the experience is magnified. In our opinion three men, who a lady can know well enough to trust, becomes more intimate, while remaining extremely erotic, and is preferable to more men, she doesn't know at all, that may or may not be a positive experience. Easier to set up, and no regrets!

Naked Dating! - What a great idea. - Y'all should totally go for it! A big ole nekkid flash mob of swingers meeting/dancing to Prince's Pussy Control on Temple Square or at the Early Bird Buffet at Chuck A Rama. Group date! [img]https://smpowers80.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/hiv-positive.jpg[/img]

Do you frequently have... - - ...dirty dreams? What's the naughtiest dream you've ever had? And remember, we're all swingers here so something akin to boinking the cute neighbor in the house down the street might cause us to yawn a little rather than get turned on. [em]Emo_49[/em]

Ogden Coffee on Dec. 7 - - [quote=NEWBEES69]We are going to give it a try to make it to the coffee shop looking forward to it[/quote] Boy, I sure hope so. Thank the Goddess, I'd finally be at a gathering of swingers where I wasn't the oldest person there.[em]Emo_6[/em]

Vegas Club Party - Local Vegas Swingers club party - If your visiting or live in Las Vegas, you should check out New Temptations. Its modern, clean and most of all the crowd is super friendly. Bunch of us are going to be there tonight and tomorrow, we hope to see others.

Why Be In Utah? - - Actually I've always wondered the same thing about Florida. Substitute the crazy Mormons for the Bibile thumpers from Orlando north into the panhandle, add in the hurricanes, torrential rains, gaters, snakes and mosquitos...besides, I've heard the snow skiing is HORRIBLE there. But I'll bite. 1) No porn. You can buy dirty magazines but (unless you know where to go) hard core x-rate movies are technically illegal to sell. A non-issue in the internet age. If you're still buying dvd's at the local porn emporium you need to maybe update your computer or your media server or something. 2) No real beer. Again a myth. You can only buy 4% (by volume) beer in grocery stores but you can get full strength beer at state liquor stores, restaurants and places like brewery stores. Try getting ANYTHING to drink in some dry towns/counties in the Bible Belt. 3) True to some extent, although Salt Lake City itself is VERY eclectic and quite liberal politically. But at least our LDS lawmakers know basic female anatomy and have somewhat of a grasp of proven basic science. No kooky evangelicals freaking out every time someone mentions birth control or evolution. 4) Most people are afraid of Mormons? Really? I've heard they have horns and the missionaries CAN be a little annoying when you're fucking and they're ringing the doorbell but I don't think people are truly afraid. Besides, contrary to popular belief the swing scene here is alive, active and vibrant. I'd wager that per capita we have more, and more active, swingers than just about any place you can name. All that repressed Mormon sexuality eventually bubbles to the surface and until you've fucked a formerly repressed little Mormon girl who's discovering her sexuality you, my friend, haven't fucked! :-)

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