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Swingers In Uniform - Pay your memorial day respects here. - I believe don juan and clittyflicker shoud get together and start there own forum... they are both fuckstix that woudn't have the rights and the liberties they have now if not for our armed forces... I don't agree with the war in Iraq, but I thought this was a site to meet other couples and singles in the lifestyle... and based on my limited exposure to both don juan and clitty, i have a hard time believing they are active in the lifestyle... maybe they are just venting frustrations they have pent up from the inability to attract someone on this site... now why don't we get back to the subject that we are really on this sight for...SEX!!!
The People of Whoville are Swingers! - Adult Humor In Movies - My wife HATES this movie and HATES Jim Carrey even more so I've only seen bits and pieces of this movie but I LOVE it! Great catch! LOL
This one time at Swingers Camp - Discussion about N by N camp out - i want to thank everyone that i met for such a great time. the atmosphere was awesome and it made a newbee feel welcome. i was a bit nervous to start with but you all made me feel so welcome i was able to get over that fast. thank you sue,dre and lang for all that you did. it was truely an unforgetable weekend
Some neighbors just can't get along. - - OR do it the literal swingers way - just "love thy neighbor" ;)
Translating Personals/Swingers Ads - - HOW TO TRANSLATE PERSONAL ADS:
WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish...................................49
Adventurer...........................Slept with all your friends
Athletic................................No boobs
Average looking...................Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful...............................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated..............................Banged her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure...............Medicated
Feminist...............................Fat ballbuster
Free spirit............................Junkie
Friendship first.....................Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun......................................Annoying
Gentle..................................Comatose
Good Listener......................Borderline Autistic
New-Age............................All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned......................Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs
Open-minded......................Desperate
Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate............................Sloppy drunk
Poet.....................................Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional..........................Certified Bitch
Redhead...............................Bad dye-job
Reubenesque........................Grossly Fat
Romantic..............................Looks better by candle light
Social...................................Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Voluptuous...........................Very Fat
Height/weight proportional....Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate...................Stalker
Widow.................................Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart. ....................Old bat
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MEN'S ADS
40-ish.....................................52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic...................................Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking......................Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated................................Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit..............................Banging your sister
Friendship first.......................As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun........................................Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking.........................Arrogant
Very good looking..................Dumb as a board
Honest....................................Pathological Liar
Huggable................................Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle.......................Insecure mama's boy
Mature...................................Older than your father
Open-minded.........................Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested
Physically fit............................Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet.......................................Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom stall
Sensitive.................................Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive.........................Gay
Spiritual..................................Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable.....................................Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful...............................Says "Excuse me" when he farts
Clits, Dicks, Asses, and assorted body parts. - Parts are Parts. - Just to be the devil's advocate... why come to an adult dating site then shun truly adult pics????
Please allow me to respond... because I'm a little devil too and this is MY POST which YOU should have read? Please let me quote ME.
"This is not a dig to the BPP's (Body Part Posters) because I believe you should post what you want to as long at it's within the rules set forth by the administrator. If someone doesn't like them then they should scroll on to what's behind the next door."
I had hoped that "Disclaimer" would have covered any whiners who felt us kids would try and "shun truly adult pics".
So let me get this right, "truly adult pics" require a ZOOM LENS.
Match.COM is an "adult dating site" This is a Swingers Site.. (Notice the name Swinglar) LMAO
"It's like city folks moving out to the country, and bringing all their city ways with them and imposing them on those already there"
MENTALOS... if you want to post your wang go for it... and let me quote you.
That's why there's a "next" button folks!
We are all wating.... post that dick! (Please crop out the shirt... I'm shuning that fugger) Ewwww
Has swinging changed? - - We know there are always a lot of noobs so this might not be the best question for them but for those of you who've been doing this a while, has the lifestyle changed? If so, in what way and has it changed for the better? We started swinging MANY years ago. In fact we were still in college! Now we've never been really hard core swingers and have taken many breaks over the years...sometimes for years; when we've had other stuff going on in our lives and/or we needed time for ourselves. But we've seen some fairly drastic shifts in the whole vibe in the lifestyle especially the past 5 years or so and wondered if anyone else has noticed this?
Swinging capitol of USA - What state is the Swinging Capitol of USA and why? - It seems that Utah has a very high amount of swingers especially here on Swingular. Is Utah the swinging capitol state in the United States? I am curious as to all of your thoughts as to if you think Utah is the swinging capitol state in the US and even if it is not why there are so many swingers in the state of Utah. Thank you!
Girls that are into DP - How common is this activity among the swingers? - well wife loves it we have not done with our person. put with me and a toy she going nuts and cums so hard. she wants to do with someone and me but wants the right guy.
Black Rings - Do Swingers really? - [quote=just4funxxx11]WE read an article recently about swingers wearing black rings to identify each other (any finger but the middle as that seems to be reserved for asexual community). Is this actually a thing that people do, or even know about?
Any other ways that potential swingers identify if a normal community setting?[/quote]
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Also, please take that child out of your only photo. You guys have your faces blurred into oblivion but the bat mitzvah girl and half of your relatives are clearly visible.
In fact, I see Matt there.
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