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Swingers In Uniform - Pay your memorial day respects here. - ohh boy! i see Don Juan has polluted this string as well.
check out his heartfelt comments on the 911 string.
sad.......
Rules to hooking up - - [quote=FUCKCHASTITY]Maybe we all ended up swingers because we don't play games. Sounds like everyone was as surprised by these revelations as we were. We are all here for the same thing, no need to dance around it.[/quote]
I for one, am grateful.... I'm too lazy to try translating code... It takes up time that would be better spent actually tasting new friends.
Coming to slc area this weekend - - [quote=EVILDOERS]We agree with SLCCOUPLE. The GSL has it all. Sun, fun, the BEACH. And it's true...you CAN just like float around in it. We used to think it was because it's so salty and shit but it's actually the brine shrimp lifting you up and trying to push you out of the water. They have to live there and don't want no stanky swingers floatin' around in their living rooms. And if you get one of those cool floating grills from Sky Mall you can just fry up some 'o them shrimp on the Barbie while you're floating around, mate. Watch out for brine flies though. They're like the annoying pushy swingers who have to much to drink at a party and just get right up in your face. If you need directions to the nude beach just PM us. It's DEE-luxe![/quote]
How come in all of Utah there are no swingers with the handles like SEAMONKYS4SEX or SESSYCMONKY4U? Back in the 60s and 70s you could not open a Drag Cartoons magazine or Boys Life or even a comic book with out an advertisement for Sea Monkeys as pets. For those of you that are not from Utah Sea Monkeys are actually Brine Shrimp, taken from the Salt Lake, magically put into stasis through some sort of dehydration process. You could buy a package through the mail and put them in a fish bowl, add water and plenty of salt and have sea monkeys for pets. There were more sea monkeys shipped out of Utah then anything else save missionaries in the 60s and 70s. My brother and I sent away for some to be shipped to us in Arizona in about 1962 about the time "Meet the Beatles" came out. What a fucking fraud! They did come back to life but they sure did not look at all like monkeys. Those damned x-ray glasses didn't work either.
So if you go to the Great Salt Lake make sure you wash off the brine shrimp when you get out. Sea Monkeys are just another Utah fraud like Mark Hoffman's forgeries, Paul H. Dun baseball cards or husbands with perpetual hall passes in the booty call section.
Advertising your self - Do it like You would a house or car - [quote=DELICIOUSLYWET]If your job is at the stake you are not getting paid for that anyway. Most swingers are willing to comfort you and greet your hole (Well your wife's hole) with a kiss if your ward or stake finds out and you get excommunicated. Think of all the money you will have to buy naughty school girl outfits and a camera to take pictures once you no longer have to pay your 10%.
We saw Oozing Pustules as the lead off band for Jack Off Jill. They sucked![/quote]
this did not make a lick of sense to me.
Single male in this lifestyle.. - I have questions for couples and single females. - [quote=STARTERPUP]Other states' swinging communities tend to be a little more open minded and accepting than here (I know I'll get slammed for that comment but the truth is the truth). With that said you've just got to be genuine, nice, outspoken, open minded and always eager to please. Some genuinely open minded and cool couples will enjoy your good attitude and become your friends :-)[/quote]
Don't worry. Not gonna slam ya. Just curious what state(s) you're talking about. We've lived and 'swung' :-) in a number of different states. Additionally we're on another, older swing site that is FAR larger than this one and people on that site often complain about how closed, cliquish and inhospitable swinging is in their particular area (most notably Minnesota where the site originated and especially in California where there is ostensibly a much larger population of swingers than in most areas). Personally we've found the swinging community here to be much more open than many areas we've visited. Of course openness is relative when it comes to an activity that most people tend to hide, like swinging.
LVSTRIPPERBABE IS BACK!! I missed you guys!! Any swingers in Col - - Welcome back Monica.
Sunday's Barbecue in Ogden - - What I wouldn't give for a publicly-available list of people who do this..... The Swinger List of Shame....
I have found that because it's considered (highly) taboo to publicly out people who do this, the same people do it again, and again, and again. Fool us once, shame on us... fool us twice, we must be swingers where we defend and protect people who do that kind of shit.
How did you come up with your profile name? - - We decided to become swingers and well, we had just had a very wild weekend, fucking every possible moment. We decided that we were indeed very wild, and were going to put our marriage year, but he made a typo and got stuck with 2004. Not as cool as glazed donut face, but hey it works for us. Especially with our wild grizzly bear sex ;)
IS it me or is UTah The place to be if your a swinger? - Utah and swinging - After being on this site for a few days, I have noticed alot of the active members are from Utah. :$: :p
Is it the fact that this site is largely based there or is Utah A crazy Fun swingers state?
asking your swinger friend if you can join them. - - [quote=USSIR]Well, I have a co-worker that I have been friends with for a while and recently found they are a swingers, it wasn't shocking to me or anything just thought it was interesting. So some time has passed and I thought I wonder if I could join them sexually.
To me it would just be awkward to as him that. Obviously I'm not going to ask him "hey can I bang your wife?"
I don't care if it was both of them or just her, I've always thought she was hot and I consider my co-worker a good friend.
So, how do I ask that and/or is it a bad idea?
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As a single male also in this lifestyle who has faced a similar situation my advice would be to just openly talk about the lifestyle, involve both him and his wife in the convo casually over drinks one night when your just hanging out. Basically plant a seed and see if it grows, realistically if they are into the lifestyle and are open to the idea they will invite you, but its best to let them think its their idea to include you. For some couples it just might be out of bounds to include friends into their sexploits.
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