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Just for kicks & giggles - Ginger or Maryann? - hmmmm....seeing how that we are swingers..we will take both thanks!!! fff= ginger+mrs. waterdiver+maryann = fmf for mr. waterdiver as well:D

A Swinger's Day at Disneyland - Saturday, January 27th - - Unofficial Swinger's Day at Disneyland Saturday, January 27th 2007 We invite you and many of your "close" friends for a "Swingers" Day at Disneyland. park hours - 9:00am - 11:00pm Cum when you desire... depart when you feel the "need" Dinner - Storytellers Cafe - 6:45pm Located in The Grand Californian across from the pool. *NOTE*This is NOT a restaurant take over. Seating is open to the public,individual and on a first come first serve basis.. if you show up as a party of two.. you will be seated as a party of two.. party of four,seated as a party of four.. Please let us know if you would like to join us for dinner and we will add you to our priority seating reservation. RSVP for dinner to us by Monday, January 22nd. We will be heading to dinner at 6:30pm. You are responsible for your own portion of the food bill and gratuity. Please come prepared. ****This is NOT a take over event. Each person is responsible for their own admission, lodging and food bills. Keep in mind that the parks are open to the general public and there will be people of all ages present. Check Costco, Military and Educators for discount tickets. Disneyland for their So Cal - discount rates. Show us your as naughty as we are... wear BLACK or passionate PINKS.

Having a Swingres day at lagoon - Swingers at lagoon - we are planning on going sometime b4 they close anyway....we have 5 free tickets we need to use up and they are only good for 2006, so plan a time and we will make that the day we go. Swingers that show up could all wear a certain color bracelet or something...a seceret sign....LOL

Todd's Tips for Single Males - This should be incorporated into this site! - We have decided that some of these single guys that send friend request and e-mails with their phone numbers are new to a swingers site and just do not realize that anyone that has had a profile for some time has received several similar request each and everyday. We have most recently put a form letter in our letter file we send out when we get these request. We hope it helps them and it is better than just getting upset. Some of these guys must be good guys. It reads as follows: [quote]Hi there, As it states twice in our profile our agreement as a couple on single men is as follows: "Single men unfortunately, because the bad apples have done such a good job of poisoning the water we would prefer that you not contact us. We only play with single men that we either already know, or that have good recommendations from our friends and that Mrs. Delicious has expressed a desire to meet. If she is not really impressed really early on it just won't happen. Married men playing without their wife, with or without permission need not apply." If we should ever meet a guy, by chance, at a meet and greet, and Mrs. Delicious is intrigued, or a friend we already know sings his praises and highly recommends him that might change. Otherwise we stick with our agreement as a couple in regards to single men. Therefore we do not block all single men collectively but we might block a male individually. We do not like doing that. You should really think about read profiles before you send these e-mails or a friend request. You obviously did not read ours. That is one of the most common complaints we have had with the hoards of single men that approach us. What you are doing, in the minds of the two of us and some swinging couples we know, makes you appear to be a spammer and therefore you fall even farther back on the list of potential playmates we will consider. Imagine you are getting 5 to 10 e-mails or friend request everyday just like the one you sent us from people that did not read your profile. If they had read your profile they would have known not to contact you. If you can visualize that as it might apply to you personally, you might get an idea of how we feel and how you might be viewed by any couple, like us that has had that same experience since establishing a profile. You possibly had not thought about that. You probably are a really great guy and so we ask you to respect our wishes and not contact us. Good luck in your endeavors, and we mean that sincerely, We hope you have success, joy, fun and some sex, but you should not waste your time barking up our tree. Best of luck! Mrs. and Mr. Delicious [/quote]

This lifestyle - What are we really? - Posted By: JSTLKN07 Reply posted on: Jan 22, 2008 - 12:25 pm We like to think that we're doing what makes both of us happy. If that makes us swingers or polyamorous, or whatever, then that's cool with us. Our label we give ourselves isn't important, nor do we care about it. We beg to differ. That label is important from certain standpoints. Now, if you meet us and tell us you are a poly couple seeking a poly relationship, we can tell you it won't go far since that is not what we want. That way, you know it isn't going anywhere fast and so do we. No need to drag it out for a while and then "I thought you...." or "I got the impression.....". If I am looking for a certain type of relationship, isn't it better to know up front and not waste anybody's time and get hurt feelings?

Like fishtanks? - Maybe you could help us out.... - We have a few fish tanks in our home...we absolutely love them....here is our issue...we just found out we may be having to move very quickly and possibly a couple of times...we do not want to have to worry about our tanks so we are looking to sell a couple of them very quickly...I will be posting them on other sites but wanted to give our fellow swingers an opportunity first...we really really need to sell them...email me for the info and more pics if you want but here's the basics 125 Gallon- over $1200 into this set-up asking $700 OBO 55 Gallon- over $400 into this set-up asking $125 OBO

Swinging and LDS... - Are the two compatible? I know this is a huge can of worms... - We were talking to someone we thought was a "vanilla" friend last night. She has told us in the past how she is a total LDS member and "very religious", yet we just found out that she is and has been in the lifestyle for quite a while. We are a bit perplexed. While we are not LDS, we assume the church would frown on the lifestyle. Is this not the case? Or are LDS'rs living a "double life"? We all do to a certain extent, we don't advertise that we are swingers. But, to you who are active LDS members, how hard is to maintain while attending church? To those who are not and have dated LDS members, is it difficult to have poly relationships with members? What are some of the obstacles? We do like her very much.

Game ON....which sign is Hornier...(is that a word?) - zodiac signs of swingers? - aquarius and sagittarius here

Are we really as judgmental as vanilla people? - - It strikes me that, [i][b]in general[/b][/i], people fall into one of two groups: A. Those interested in the total social experience the lifestyle offers (multi-faceted). B. Those interested primarily in sex (very goal-specific). The number of people in group B is considerable. 'B' folks are much more likely to hold appearance and physical desirability as the only criteria for evaluating playmates. 'A' folks are more interested in the total package. I don't think it's necessarily right to fault those in group B for their limited interest in people beyond their sexual skills and desirability. How they conduct themselves is another story, however. Immaturity has been mentioned. Selfishness and poor social skills also surely come into play. Society in general continues to become more and more hooked on instant gratification, leaving little room for concern for others. This issue is reflective of society in general. Those in the lifestyle are, in fact, just a microcosm of the bigger picture, as previously pointed out. Does anyone really think swingers are any different? If anything, they are a subgroup [i][b]even more[/b][/i] into instant gratification and seeking only specifically what they want.

This one time at Swingers Camp... - N By N Camp out - on my calendar for next year....im even going to buy camping stuff....including some dramamine. apparently a rocking trailer screams to helped along. hello motion sickness...lol. thank you to those who held my hand, rocked my world, and looked out for my welfare. and yes, I do now understand the difference between my battery light and low radiator fluid. ~blush~ xox tammy

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