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Open Topic - Seduced a \"vanilla\" person last night... - **It seems that many \"vanilla\" people aren\'t as vanilla as they would seem when given an opportunity to be with a hot couple. lol **
Aint it the truth! I think that most single men are complete closet swingers anyway. I dont even think the term \"swinger\" should really apply. It is more like that big red button on those staples commercials...push it and instant Git Er Done! gratification!
I can not think of one single, horny male that would pass on the opportunity if it was presented.
Luvbugs!
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New Swingers Club in Utah - Gauging interest in new club - We would attend as well about 2x a month or so. The ones we've been to in Las Vegas were fun but one was dirty and nasty. I would think a good dance area along with a pool table and seating area along with play rooms would be great. A big community type play room as well as individual play rooms or a room with windows would be fun. The main thing is keeping it clean! There's nothing worse than going into a dirty, disgusting play area.
Age - New to the swingers community - is age a factor in how a couple is viewed? - I know
Swingers Rock Club - Live music, Dancing, and Sexy Friends - If we were closer we'd be there.....the lifestyle seems to be sadly lacking people that like the rock and roll.....
The People of Whoville are Swingers! - Adult Humor In Movies - I was watching The Grinch Who Stole Christmas with Jim Carrey & noticed one of the parties was a Key Party!
Those Naughty people of Whoville are Swingers! That’s why they are so happy!
Any other kids style movies you’ve seen hidden adult humor?
SOTD - A place to post your song of the day...preferably funny ones. :-P - [quote=LILMISSRIDINGHOOD]I think you missed this one, Evildoer:
Blow Me in the Car
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Oh, I have that one too but I like "God Is Gonna Fuck You Up", more. Cuz that's what He's gonna do to all you nasty swingers! [em]Emo_4[/em]
Interracial Fun - Taboo Or Good Fun? - KRISTY>>> Sadly, I think that your original message and its intent was lost in translation.
However I would agree that a theological approach is probably not the best route to justifying your position. Not that you have to, but you CHOSE to, and THAT opened you up to more criticism.
JLEONARDTREESVC <<<------Are you serious? Are you listed in the yellow pages like this? \'Cause I have this big ass oak tree hangin\' over my awning that I need taken out...
Just kidding dude. However, I was wondering what gave you the impression that we ALL know it is \"wrong\" as you stated in your post. Do we all KNOW it is WRONG? Strong statement.
VOODUEXMAN>>> My Nigga! You went and got you a sista! WELCOME TO THE FAMILY bra!
You see, I can talk to him like that now because we both black! Yeah dats right, you black now. You know dat sista workin the shit outta him! Yeah boy! Mad props to any white boy who can lock down a sista! We gonna work on your ebonics a little bit, you know...teach you how to akt black \'n shit. A little Shlitz Malt Licka fix you right up. Little 50 Cent in da ride. Dont worry \'bout dese haters son, me and T4REAL69 gotch\'ur back baby!
LMFAO
Oh for goodness sake...nothing is all that serious. We are swingers! Let\'s all swing!
Luvbugs! (mR.)
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Know any Mormon swingers in SoCal? - Single girl in SoCal wants to know! - Weirdest. Thread. Ever.
merry christmas - - we want to wish all of our swingers friends a merry christmas and a happy new year------i told my husband if he is good that santa clause is going bring him a merry ho.ho. and a happy new rear for his present ha ha ha lol
Lack of Communication - Is it really that hard? - I've been thinking about this thread (and other's like it...they seem to come along every few months or so, along with the ones about whether or not condoms are a good idea or whether we're just caving to the big latex conglomerates) and I have a few additional thoughts.
First, many (most?) emails we receive seem to have about as much thought put into them as one might put into which side of their hamburger to start eating on. If they aren't spammed out to multiple people the senders, at very least, don't seem to have the verbal capacity to write anything beyond, "We seen yer add and wanna put our naughty bits in yer naughty bits." [SIC] Is it that hard to include a little tidbit or two about WHY you think we might be a good match for you and why we would want to take time out of our busy lives to meet with you? And the few that DO contain more than a generic greeting or poorly thought out pick up line have obviously not read our profile (don't necessarily blame them...takes a minimum of a couple of hours to slog through) and don't know what we are and are not looking for. For Christ's sake, give us at least ONE compelling reason why you think we'd like to meet you such as, "We love fisting out stuffed ferrets too and also worship Satan as our lord and master. Let's have coffee."
Second, when did we all become such Tender Heart Care Bears? And why do we necessarily feel entitled to a response to a more often than not spammed out email from people wanting to perv our locked pics? I've only written back to that nice Nigerian prince like ten or fifteen times before I finally got tired of him asking for my checking account number. Do you call back every carpet cleaning company that leaves a message on your voice mail? Do you send a nice polite note back the the guy who's running for president for the Violent Tyrannical Dictator Party and wants you to donate to his campaign fund? I mean, he was even nice enough to send you a self addressed stamped envelope.
So maybe put a little thought into your solicitations. Give people a compelling reason to write you back beyond, "OMG, you're swingers? We're swingers too. We should totally fuck!". This goes double for single guys. Read the profile...even if you have to do it over two or three nights and use a dictionary to look up the big words. Take note of what people are and aren't looking for and especially if they mention your particular demographic. And last but not least, Don't worry about it if someone doesn't write you back. For all you know they've just survived a horrific bumper car accident at Lagoon or maybe they're 2 days in to binge watching all nine seasons of Matlock and haven't eaten or slept for two days. If you're consistently not getting any responses to your emails maybe you're fishin' in the wrong pond. Take a good long hard look in the mirror and ask yourself honestly if Angelina Jolie REALLY would like to fuck you or if you're more likely to hit it off with Steve Buscemi or Nick Nolte.
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