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Translating Personals/Swingers Ads - - HOW TO TRANSLATE PERSONAL ADS: WOMEN'S ADS 40-ish...................................49 Adventurer...........................Slept with all your friends Athletic................................No boobs Average looking...................Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful...............................Pathological liar Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of Ecstasy Educated..............................Banged her Political Science professor Emotionally Secure...............Medicated Feminist...............................Fat ballbuster Free spirit............................Junkie Friendship first.....................Trying to live down reputation as a slut Fun......................................Annoying Gentle..................................Comatose Good Listener......................Borderline Autistic New-Age............................All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned......................Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs Open-minded......................Desperate Outgoing..............................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate............................Sloppy drunk Poet.....................................Depressive Schizophrenic Professional..........................Certified Bitch Redhead...............................Bad dye-job Reubenesque........................Grossly Fat Romantic..............................Looks better by candle light Social...................................Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray Voluptuous...........................Very Fat Height/weight proportional....Hugely Fat Wants Soulmate...................Stalker Widow.................................Drove first husband to shoot himself Young at heart. ....................Old bat -------- MEN'S ADS 40-ish.....................................52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic...................................Watches a lot of NASCAR Average looking......................Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Educated................................Will patronize the shit out of you Free Spirit..............................Banging your sister Friendship first.......................As long as friendship involves nookie Fun........................................Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking.........................Arrogant Very good looking..................Dumb as a board Honest....................................Pathological Liar Huggable................................Overweight, more body hair than a bear Likes to cuddle.......................Insecure mama's boy Mature...................................Older than your father Open-minded.........................Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested Physically fit............................Does a lot of 12-ounce curls Poet.......................................Wrote ex-girlfriend's phone number on a bathroom stall Sensitive.................................Cries at chick flicks Very sensitive.........................Gay Spiritual..................................Got laid in a cemetery once Stable.....................................Arrested for stalking, but not convicted Thoughtful...............................Says "Excuse me" when he farts

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Black Ring, Right Hand - How to tell if someone's a swinger - We have already been approached by swingers that somehow recognized us and knew enough about us to say "Hey aren't you Deliciously Wet, we wanted to say hello" and it was not at a swingers function but the grocery store. This same couple started talking about swingers topics right in front of the produce, which might have stimulated cucumber sales but we felt a bit unsettled. We are not sure that set well with us. So confirming someone's suspicions, by wearing a black ring, that we are who they think we are sort of depends on who recognizes us as swingers and their judgment. We might consider wearing black rings when at a bar or a club or maybe we could put them on if we want to let someone know we are swingers or if we are just feeling it at the moment. Cannot see us wearing one for the Wal-Mart greeter but then we do not shop Wal-Mart but there are a couple of people that check your receipt when you are leaving Costco that are kind of hot so maybe then. So if you are in a room full of sexy people maybe it would be good to pull them out and say "Oh gee we forgot to put on our black rings, which we wear on our right hands, because that means something special to a special group of people, a wink is as good as nod, my wife is a goer if you know what I mean."

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Single Males - - [quote=TIFFND] Well said, Mr. Evil! To add to this, we often wonder why most single guys would be into swinging, anyway. I am far from being a Casanova, or Adonis, yet when I found myself alone and back into the single game after 30 some years, naïve as hell, one little post on a dating site brought more than a few ladies willing to just "knock boots". And yes...my profile there made it more than obvious I was not interested in a "forever" relationship. Frankly..listening to many of the single guys here...seems the chances of getting laid are better elsewhere. [/quote] Y'know i can actually think of a reason. Even if most single guys on a swinger site just want to get leid, there are guys who are just as picky about who it's with as most women are. And even if most men are supposedly all about her looks, there are some who are more about attitude and worldview and stuff than they are about looks. And swingers generally have an attitude somehting like "I'm going to do what I think I ought to be doing, not what everyone thinks I'm supposed to do." Which is a VERY attractive attitude to some people, and some guys would much rather be around people with that attitude than around "normal" people. ` Terry

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