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Curiouscpl91 - Identifying lifestylers - We've found that the best way to ID other swingers is to walk up and grab them by the crotch. It's a known fact that people who swap spouses have a crotch temperature almost 10 degrees higher than the average person.
Your chances of correctly identifying a lifestyler by a black ring on the right hand is about the same as it is identifying a "hotwife" because she's wearing an ankle bracelet. Both are mostly urban legends. Trust me, people have been trying almost since day one to figure out a way to find other swingers out and about in the real world. Some have used the yin and yang symbol, some have used an apple with a bite taken out of it. The cold hard truth is that most swingers really don't want vanillas to know they're swingers and thus, wouldn't wear something that would easily "out" them in public as swingers. Don't you think, in this day of instantaneous communication and social media that if there was any kind of universally recognized symbol for swingers that it wouldn't soon become knowledge in the vanilla world? If you really want others to know you're a swinger just wear a t-shirt that spells it out. (Not trying to harsh your buzz MATTANDLIZ.)
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Gun haters...gun lovers....How do you interpret......? - - First off I DONOT see the word sanctity in the amendment. You can't just add words to try and justify your side. Secondly our cicil rights are spell out in the amendments hence being call bill of rights. So I ask again which amendment gives people the right to wed.
As an aside though Don let's look at gay marriage another way. Let's say that by chance you decide to join a swingers website and state you do not want single men writing you. Now let's say that the two gay guys that got married are really only bi and they are on the same site.
Is it ok for them to contact you? You don't need to answer as it is just a rhetorical question.
Just curious are we the only ones? - Just curious are we the only ones? - [quote=BMSHELL]
Let's assume, for the sake of argument, that there are 3,000 couples in Utah who are actively interested in swinging. (Again, I have SERIOUS doubts that the number is that high, based on data I've collected from Swingular... but let's roll with it)... There are 886,000 couples in Utah, which means there's a 0.33% chance (1 in 300) that the couple you're looking at are swingers.
However, if the number of ACTIVE swinging couples in Utah is closer to 1,000 (far more likely), the odds go down to 0.11% (1 in 1,000). This is probably a more realistic picture of your odds when you try to pick up a random couple in the wild.
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A caveat of this analysis is that it assumes a uniform distribution of swingers over the population of Utah. My guess is that this isn't the case but instead the density of swingers aligns with the density of more liberal thinkers. The net result is that it would put more swingers in the more densely populated areas with the highest density in SLC. That could easily swing the odds from 1 in 1,000 to 1 in 100. At least for those of us in SLC. For the poor suckers not SLC it could go the other way. :) That said, yes, I feel lucky enough to gamble basically nothing on 1 in 1,000 odds. ;)
Where do you go have Adult only sexual fun in Vegas... - Sexual fun - Well since you said good old wholesome adult only sexual fun in Vegas we would think should definitely not go to a church in Vegas or anywhere else. It seems that far too often the sex negative power hungry control freaks at the pulpits do not seem to understand the concepts we swingers embrace that sex needs to be "consensual" and with "adults."
Only time we ever had swing sex in Vegas it was with basically open minded vanillas that we met at a coffee shop at Mandalay Bay. So we added a swirl to there vanilla world. Fun!! Other than passing through we have only been to Vegas once. There was and maybe still is a web site dedicated to tourist looking for swingers hook ups in Vegas called "American Lowlifes." We established a profile for the few days we were there and like all other forms of digital social media we did chat with a few people and met with one couple but decided not to hook up after we met them. Mostly we just toured the strip and chatted up people we met just being friendly, which can sometimes lead to flirty which can sometimes move to your place or theirs and so on and so forth. We would suggest that whatever you do do not sit in the hotel room in front of a computer waiting for replies to e-mails. Get up get some coffee get out the door and get your sexy show on the road in the flesh. People go to Vegas to have fun so you are going to be bumping into people with the idea they want to do something or maybe someone sexy and new anyway.
Alaska Swingers - - Wife swappers in Alaska? That's crazy talk. Everyone knows that little old Mormon Utah is where all the swingers are.
I'm sure there are plenty of swingers in Alaska. Just a matter of finding them. Check out other swing sites. Most are geographically biased. You can also try Craigslist as many peeps go there to find like minded people to swap with. Good luck.
Just for kicks & giggles - Ginger or Maryann? - c'mon you guys, no fair, i know we're swingers but you can't have both! that's part of the game, it's a hard choice but you can only pic one!
Serious questions from a newbie.. - - I read that the lack of drug use creates intelligent individuals to leave incredibly lengthy posts about the subject of drugs and their effect on Swingers and the general population!
Let's start a thread about secrets and techniques that increase the frequency and intensity of the male and female orgasm! Now that would be worthy of 4 pages and hundreds of paragraphs... LOL.
I'm just joking with you guys.. Compelling information and well thought out responses. Enjoy what's left of your weekend..
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Where are all the guys pictures at? - - OK.......................... Now I think we know why alot of MEN don't POST Pics because they (as in 99%) feel their COCK is the best part of them and that's all they want to show off. AS for most here in TEXAS we've discovered that MOST THINK they are so important in their respective jobs that if they got discovered out they were Swingers they'd lose their jobs. We personally feel it more along the lines of being plain ugly or just FAT, and they are afraid they'd scare away any possible playmate. BUT................... that's our opinion!!!
Male Half here........................ No wonder people always say we only think with the little head. I'm asshamed too even be male at times. I for one have a mind that I actually use and I can't say that for alot of others here so far. OH WELL
Are swingers moral? - Who determines what morals are? - [quote=CRAZYFOXTCU]From certain perspectives yes that's what I'm saying. Religion twists things but from the view of an Islamic extremest what those terrorists did on that plane was the pinnacle of a moral example. From our point of view it was horrid and sick. We are in the out group to these terrorists and religion has warped their view so that they think they need to defend the ideals of their in group. Understanding that they believe they are doing good things doesn't excuse them from the bad things they do. Like how the Pope isn't innocent for using his influence to stop people from using condoms in countries riddled with AIDS and parent less children. He believes he is doing right but is inexcusable.[/quote]
I am afraid I have to agree. I think morality is a moving object and simply a point of view. It does not take religion or lack of it to make you moral because morality is a self designation and has no absolutes. If we pass laws to protect morality based on an absolute definition of morality, then we are climbing out on a limb and cutting it off behind us.
I think hellokity defined the goal when she said
Rules vs Rules - - [quote=EVILDOERS]OMG, SLDCPL. You're right. I thought it was a little too coincidental that their screen name was exactly the same as what this thread was about. We're onto you buddy. [/quote]
[quote=EVILDOERS]Did she use a condom with the co-worker? Did you ENJOY the feeling of not using a condom with that woman? I suggest that you see if you can get as many people on your side as you can so you can throw that in her face and show her just how wrong she was since it's just CRAZY that just because you are allowed to fuck other women (with or without condoms) doesn't mean she should be allowed to fuck other guys. That's just not right. I would cut off her allowance and make her like cook dinner and wash the clothes and stuff just to show her who's the boss and teach her a lesson. Ooooorrrrr you could sit down and talk about this rationally and maybe figure out why each of you did what you did and set some equitable ground rules for the future. Or not....[/quote]
Zombies never use a condom. In the zombie apocalypse all sex will be bareback co-worker or not. Zombies hate condoms and Volvos. They think an Audi rocks. That is why my calculations predict that zombie are a higher risk group than intravenous drug users, gay men, swingers, singers or even the Little Lebowski Urban achievers Salt lake City chapter.
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