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Have you ever... - - I love these things! Had sex outside? Y Had sex in public? (movie theater, concert, theme park) N Had sex in an unusual location? N Had a threesome? N - not yet! A foursome? N - not yet! More than a foursome? N - not yet! Had a happy ending? N Been tied up? Y Tied someone up Y Been to a sex club / swingers club? N - not yet! Watched a porno? Y Been in a porno? N Wore a costume / role played during sex? Y Recieved a spanking? Y Given a spanking? Y Paid for sex? N Had sex with someone you weren't attracted to / didn't like? N Had sex with someone you didn't know / just met? N - not exactly....but technically, yes. Traveled more than 50 miles to have sex? Y -does it count if I was going that way anyway? How many States / Countries have you had sex in? 4 Favorite position? doggystyle! Had a 'nooner'? (skipped out of work / school to go have sex and then returned) Y Had sex at work? N - came close though With a co-worker? it was my boss! Slept your way to the top? N Preferred location of "money shot"? tits! Women - sexiest outfit / lingerie you own? describe in detail My black corset, knee high boots, riding crop Men - best pickup line? He likes it when the woman gives him no choice, lol. Preferred hairstyle? (on you and on others) Shaved bare? Landing strip? 70's fro? Other style? I'm not a big fan of the fro, but bare, landing strip, or just lightly groom is excellent. Underwear choice? Ganny panties / tightie whiteys? Thong? G-string? Commando? He wears boxers and she wears bikini/boy shorts/occasional thong. Easiest way to get you turned on? be forceful! Worst mood killer? ego Preferred style? Soft and romantic? Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am? Hard and fast? Hair pulling, ass spanking deep and rough? I like alot of things, but deep, rough, hair pulling sex will have my legs shaking for hours. Piercings? He has none, she has her tongue pierced, and ears a few times. Tattoos? he has none, she has 2 - one on the back of her neck and her tramp stamp! Shoes / socks on or off? boots on...hiking boots, on....sneakers on if youre outside, otherwise off! Do you fantasize about other people when having sex with your spouce / usual partner? N Who is your fantasy partner? I have alot of fantasies, and therefore alot of fantasy partners....;) Describe the perfect sexual encounter... I get pushed up against a wall, kissed, groped, grinding....he grabs me and turns me around, presses me up against the wall and fucks me from behind. I look over and see my man getting pleasured by my agressors wife. He watches me get nailed while he helps another mans wife bounce up and down on his cock. Willing to give me your answers in person? Naked? absolutely!

Why swingers are happier. - - Damn - I have seen some great screaming smiles - and I know it makes me happier :-D

swingers parties - - Okay, I was teasing you earlier, but it is very difficult for the single males to infiltrate the swinger's clubs here. You can join the playpalace in Fort Myers and you can go to the meet & greets at the club, but not allowed to the after parties without a single female or couple. They have a website, you can check it out, theres also theotheroz in Cape Coral (not sure what Tina's policy on single males is there these days) The local meet & greet group in Port Charlotte doesn't allow single males at all, sorry, hang in there!

female AGE turn on-off - - Yes indeed , i know the females disagree with the concept of cheating and dislike my advice , my reply was intended to the men on this site , you will not find a marriage consular nor a family therapist that will not advice the way i did , in a private practice you would pay $ 250 per hr. for 2 hour the minimum for this advice ,my dear swingers ,you got it for free ! enjoy fucking and cheating;)

Swingers cars??? - What ya driving?? - I love muscle cars... but I drive an '04 Mazda 6

Are swingers moral? - Who determines what morals are? - My previous comment was in no way intended to say that soldiers are immoral. We need them and they provide a courageous service for all of us. Just to say that those who seem extreme (the gang banger) may be acting in a way we can understand and possibly relate to.

Lifestyle Stats - - Ok, so you mentioned how many swingers would be at the great RES, but what about at Levell Edwards stadium? ;)

Swingers In Uniform - Pay your memorial day respects here. - Dipshit Quixote wrote: Btw, to all of you who obviously missed me, my weekend was pretty good, thanks. I went to something called Playa Del Fuego... (look it up, if you like). Great event; they even allow people with IQs too low to measure -------------------------------------------------- That's why "The legend in his own mind", Mr Quixote showed up. Damn DJQ, get a life man. I have been reading your posts for awhile now. It is painfully obvious that you stir shit up because you have no social life man. GET OFF THE COUCH!!!!! You don't piss me off anymore. You make me pity you. You are sorry. No matter what you say now, I'm just gonna look and say, "tsk tsk." Do yourself a favor. Walk to the nearest sink, fill it with water, stick your head in it and inhale really deep. It'll take the pain away. Oh and quit trying to sound like you are this stud scholar we're all suppose to be impressed by, with your "witty" replies. Your obvious delusions of grandeur are seriously underminding your plans to impress us all. The self-implied education & culture coupled with your personality deficiencies make you a charity case. I don't wanna yell anymore, I wanna motivate you to get off your couch and go meet people in person. It might help the "Single Guy" thing as well. Sincerely, A Better Man

Public or Private party venues - What's the definition - We agree completely! One thing we remind our self is that these are public events. They are advertised not solely to swingers or lifestyle groups. They can be found on facebook and other public sites. We love these big events and will still attend some of them, however if you are looking for private we would suggest you stick to house parties.

Dental dam, opinions, thoughts and the like - - Been doing this north of 25 years now and have NEVER seen a dental dam used. EVER! Met all kinds of people with all levels of comfort as far as STD awareness and prevention is concerned and still no dams. I think most swingers (and the vast majority of vanilla people actually) are very good at denial. Bottom line, if you swing you are engaging in risky behavior and you, on some level, need to be aware of that fact and okay with it. Oh, and Sir Newby, if by highly selective and picky you mean not fucking anyone but your significant other then I agree. If you mean anything else then I'm sorry to say that you too are in denial.