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A little bored here on a dismal Feb. afternoon so I thought we could play a game. I'll start...and I'll start EASY and see where (IF?) this goes. Remember, if you HAVE done this you have to do a shot and no fair claiming that you can't just because you're at work and you're, like, a cop or an air traffic controller!

"Never have I ever...been too shy to approach someone at a swing party."
Never have I ever resisted the touch of another woman
LIVINLVN1 wrote:

Never have I ever resisted the touch of another woman


Okay, for THAT one we might need to know if the Mrs. or the Mr. is posting...to give us a little context. LOL I mean if I post, "Never have I ever been DP'd." most would assume it was a woman making that statement. Well, I guess double anal could be a thing for a guy. Hmmmmmm

Okay, never have I ever been DP'd! And this is Mr. Evil beeteedub.

And, fwiw, I would bet there are at least a COUPLE of women, if they're playing, who've had two shots already. lol
Wife here... never ever have I not enjoyed a toy that my husband got for us
RDPFUN wrote:

Never ever have I climaxed from a blow job.


Sad! I'm assuming this is MR. RDP. If it's Mrs. RDP you might possibly have an anatomical anomaly that would make you VERY popular in certain circles. LOL

Never have I ever had a separate, stand-alone threesome with my wife and another woman.
Never have I ever played at the orgy dome at burning man!
Never have I not enjoyed a unicorn!
Never have I ever…seen or participated in (been a donor…just so there are no misconceptions-lol) a bukkake party IRL.

http://tn.tubexclips.com/82/fa/82fa7870_big.jpg
Never have I not enjoyed giving oral and receiving oral at the same time.
Lol. That’s a little better Evil.
Never have we ever had sex with more than 3 additional people at once (so never >5 total).
Anybody drunk yet?!!? This is starting to sound more like a sexual bucket list and less like..."I've never done THAT and you should be sorta embarrassed that you DID!" LOL

Also, what's up with all the double negative, "Never have I NOT..."
Mr. Partyinlv here.

Never have I ever had a threesome with two women. And, yes, it's on my bucket list!!
This is Mrs.Funtime2s and now I am drunk ;)Thanks.. Evil ;)
Never have I ever played this game before....:)
You're welcome! So how many shots have you had? We'll fill in the blanks as to which ones you've done.


Never have I ever...fucked someone who I not only didn't know their name but I'd never actually spoken to!
Three shots here including your most recent post, evildoers. Mr. WD here, and I've never been DPed, but I've participated in a DP so I counted it. ;)
whoopsiedasies wrote:

Three shots here including your most recent post, evildoers. Mr. WD here, and I've never been DPed, but I've participated in a DP so I counted it. ;)


Okay, we'll let you count that one but you have to take a penalty shot for not posting your own, "Never have I ever...".


I'll throw out a two-fer. And I suppose, depending on your particular skill-set that the ladies can answer these two as well.


Never have I ever...accidentally shot cum in someone's eyes temporarily blinding them and/or shot cum in someone's mouth making them throw up!
Never have I ever had a 3some
Never have I ever ever never wanted to do something I never ever wanted to never do...

Consent is sexy.

Xoxo,
ASocialCouple
"Tame group!"

So let's hear yours then. Everybody step back and give Whiskey_Girl some room. It's 'bout to get CRA-ZEE up in here! The mic is yours.
RDPFUN wrote:

Never ever have I climaxed from a blow job.


Then you have never had one of my blowjobs!!!
Never have I(Mrs.) ever had DVP.
RDPFUN wrote:

Never ever have I climaxed from a blow job.

RDPFUN, is because they haven't been enjoyable enough or is it because you wouldn't let yourself?
Never have either of the two of us performed any sexual act on a Utah Transit Authority Vehicle. Major airlines sure! Never on UTA. We may have to post a quiet Sunday booty call to meet at specified Trax station.
DELICIOUSLYWET wrote:

Never have either of the two of us performed any sexual act on a Utah Transit Authority Vehicle. Major airlines sure! Never on UTA. We may have to post a quiet Sunday booty call to meet at specified Trax station.


Do it on Conference weekend and then you might be able to say, "Never have I ever been arrested for having sex in public and got life in prison without parole because I did it in front of a bunch of Mormons."
Probably going to pass on the date selection corresponding with LDS General Conference. It might be cool hearing a judge chastise us saying our sexual display made good girls bad and bad girls beg, but life in prison sounds pretty harsh.
78BEAST wrote:

Never have I(Mrs.) ever had DVP.


😍😍😍
Never have I ever had a FFM threesome
Are we still playing this game? Here's one to get some of you freaky people drinking:

Never have I ever had sex with a woman while she was pregnant with someone elses baby.
Watched a couple.
Never have I ever taken a naked selfie overlooking a hike trail/ski slopes

PS: seems to a big trend amongst young women on tinder. :p
I'd love to play
Never have I ever made my partner cum in any kind of social or public situation without anyone nearby noticing. ;-P



When Ms. Evil and I were dating in college we were watching TV in her dorm with a bunch of girls from her floor while cuddling under a blanket and I played with her until she came. :-D
Never have I ever had a FFM.

We both would love this to happen but unicorns or willing females are hard to find. Obviously.
never have I ever had sex in a barn while riding a donkey covered in pink hair ribbons, singing I feel pretty during climax
Never have we ever been to a swingers party.
RDPFUN wrote:

78BEAST wrote:

Never have I(Mrs.) ever had DVP.

Never have you two asked for such a sexy thing

There's been plenty of opportunities, it's just not that high on the want list.
You should make sure you do!! Great times!!
Never have I ever.......had two women with my man!
Never have WE ever had golden showers on both of us at the same time,
LOVINLIFE8610 wrote:

Never have WE ever had golden showers on both of us at the same time,
Keywors “same time“ 😀!
Never have I ever fucked my wife while a guy is fucking my ass, and his wife is getting eating out by my wife!
LOVINLIFE8610 wrote:

Never have I ever fucked my wife while a guy is fucking my ass, and his wife is getting eating out by my wife!


Well, today's your LUCKY DAY!




No, not me...but I know a guy.
Let’s see who we can get with this one. Never have I ever had sex with a porn star. 😉
HORNDOGER75 wrote:

Let’s see who we can get with this one. Never have I ever had sex with a porn star. 😉


Oh man, we are SO close on this one! Way back in like 1990 when we were total noobs we went to an LSO swinger convention in Vegas at the old Sands Hotel before they tore it down. We were in the exhibit hall one afternoon and Ms. Evil was in the bathroom trying on some sexy clothing they had for sale and she came out and said, "Some lady just totally hit on me in the bathroom. That's her over there."

I said, "Sweetie, that's Nina Hartley!". She said, "Who's that?" LOL

Later that night we were invited to a private party at one of the bungalows on the back part of the property and got to meet Ron Jeremy and his teenage jailbait du jour. Super nice guy,,,REALLY funny but my wife said, "Sorry but there's NO WAY I'm fucking that fat, hairy dude!" LOL
EVILDOERS wrote:

Oh man, we are SO close on this one! Way back in like 1990 when we were total noobs we went to an LSO swinger convention in Vegas at the old Sands Hotel before they tore it down. We were in the exhibit hall one afternoon and Ms. Evil was in the bathroom trying on some sexy clothing they had for sale and she came out and said, "Some lady just totally hit on me in the bathroom. That's her over there."
I said, "Sweetie, that's Nina Hartley!". She said, "Who's that?" LOL
Later that night we were invited to a private party at one of the bungalows on the back part of the property and got to meet Ron Jeremy and his teenage jailbait du jour. Super nice guy,,,REALLY funny but my wife said, "Sorry but there's NO WAY I'm fucking that fat, hairy dude!" LOL


Shoot Nina Hartley would be fun! I’m with the mrs on Ron Jeremy though. 🤮😂
HORNDOGER75 wrote:

EVILDOERS wrote:

Oh man, we are SO close on this one! Way back in like 1990 when we were total noobs we went to an LSO swinger convention in Vegas at the old Sands Hotel before they tore it down. We were in the exhibit hall one afternoon and Ms. Evil was in the bathroom trying on some sexy clothing they had for sale and she came out and said, "Some lady just totally hit on me in the bathroom. That's her over there."
I said, "Sweetie, that's Nina Hartley!". She said, "Who's that?" LOL
Later that night we were invited to a private party at one of the bungalows on the back part of the property and got to meet Ron Jeremy and his teenage jailbait du jour. Super nice guy,,,REALLY funny but my wife said, "Sorry but there's NO WAY I'm fucking that fat, hairy dude!" LOL

Shoot Nina Hartley would be fun! I’m with the mrs on Ron Jeremy though. 🤮😂


We actually DID get to meet her later that night (at the same party) where she arrived with her husband and her "wife" (a VERY butch lady). They actually performed a little BDSM scene for the party guests. She looked okay but her "wife" was DEF not our cup of tea in any way, shape, or form. LOL