Just stumbled on a trailer for the 50 Shades of Grey sequel. Cumming to a theater near you on Valentine's Day. Thoughts?
1) OMG, I literally CAN...NOT...WAIT!
2) I hope Iron Man is in this one.
3) A nice flogging for Valentine's Day? I'm in.
4) This is SO lame/tame compared to swinging.
5) Whip me, spank me, FORCE me to watch it!
6) I hope there are innumerable sequels.
7) Evil, you just don't understand the nuances of fine cinema.
8) I SO wanna fuck Anastasia and/or Christian!
9) I'm actually on a first name basis with Ann and Chris. They're chill peeps.
10) Fuck! And I thought 2016 was bad.
1) OMG, I literally CAN...NOT...WAIT!
2) I hope Iron Man is in this one.
3) A nice flogging for Valentine's Day? I'm in.
4) This is SO lame/tame compared to swinging.
5) Whip me, spank me, FORCE me to watch it!
6) I hope there are innumerable sequels.
7) Evil, you just don't understand the nuances of fine cinema.
8) I SO wanna fuck Anastasia and/or Christian!
9) I'm actually on a first name basis with Ann and Chris. They're chill peeps.
10) Fuck! And I thought 2016 was bad.
Do I have to watch the first one first to know whats going on in the second one, will I just be totally lost and not get the story??? Do I have to wear a trecnh coat to go see this? Will I end up sitting in some one else sex juices or do the staff clean up after every showing? And if they do, do they charge an extra clean up fee?
So many questions...
So many questions...
SHENANIGANIZER wrote:
Do I have to watch the first one first to know whats going on in the second one, will I just be totally lost and not get the story??? Do I have to wear a trecnh coat to go see this? Will I end up sitting in some one else sex juices or do the staff clean up after every showing? And if they do, do they charge an extra clean up fee?
So many questions...
Don't worry, I'll get you up to speed. This movie is a fun little romantic comedy about a dog walker/groomer who falls for a cute young girl who just happens to be THE mortician/embalmer to the stars. Of course, her parents are elitist East Coast liberals who don't want their rich, successful daughter getting involved with someone who had to apply for Obamacare. Hijinks ensue as these zany star-crossed lovers navigate the pitfalls of love and romance in the Manhatten kink/poetry slam scene. Oh, and (spoiler alert) it turns out that Darth Vader is his father.
ps- Not sure what a "trecnh" coat is, but if it says "Members Only" on the label you should leave it at home. And a box of baby wet wipes is all you need to clean up any sticky situations you might encounter.
Oh, Evildoers.
Evil...I get dyslexia when I masturbate...plus typing messages on swingular from my phone is impossible without a magnify glass....as for your version of 50 shades of grey (is it grey or gray) you should right an episode for Family Guy but combine it with your version of Joseph Smith, and I see an emmy award in your future.
SHENANIGANIZER wrote:
Evil...I get dyslexia when I masturbate...plus typing messages on swingular from my phone is impossible without a magnify glass....as for your version of 50 shades of grey (is it grey or gray) you should right an episode for Family Guy but combine it with your version of Joseph Smith, and I see an emmy award in your future.
Sure, blame your phone. Typical. And how the fuck did you know I was writing a one-man play about Joseph Smith? It's gonna be a full on hard-core porno. Think, Book of Mormon The Musical but with full penetration and lots of BDSM (tough to pull off in a one-man show, believe me). Wait till you see the third act and what he does to Fanny Alger's...uh, fanny. And yes, I DO, expect an Emmy...or at least an enema. Damn, that was supposed to be a surprise and the big plot twist right before the finale.
