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...profile name you've run across?

We'll start. From another website we're on, a couple of single male profiles, HAMMER4YOU and FUCKUSTUPID. Not sure if the latter is an insult (implying a comma after the U) or referring to the guy being such a stud that you'll lose your mental facilities after fucking him. The first one, I guess, speaks for itself.
Clitsucker or my personal favorite uridemycocknow. Neither sold me
There are several on here that are big winners. I mean cmon, think up something original for once.
Humorously enough, MYHARDCUCUMBER turned out to be as advertised. That rarest of crude handles, the one that delivers what it promises.
Without a doubt "comeplaywithpooh"
We were approach by a couple that goes by "CUMDUMP and FUCKSTICK". Seemed to work for them. They were nice to chat with, but never met them.