I'm often asked how I became such a gloriferous grammatically stupendulous post writer and critiquer. It was easy. First I became a HUGE caffeine whore and then I bought this coffee mug. And before you could say, "Bob's your uncle." I was transformed into an internet spelling/grammar douche. It's fun AND entertaining and I heartily recommend that everyone do it. Think of how much more fun the forums would be with ANOTHER Evil trolling for even the SLIGHTEST error in punctuation or misspelled/auto corrected word.
Shit! Too big! Let's try that again!
Eveil, your not a dooch, were all wishing we coulaffect the responses that you're comments produce. Its only those of us that are not educated that need you're help!
ILLUSTRATOR wrote:SIMPLEPLEASURES wrote:
Eveil, your not a dooch, were all wishing we coulaffect the responses that you're comments produce. Its only those of us that are not educated that need you're help!
According to Evil's cup, you misspelled a lot of fucking words.
First of all it's a MUG! And to be fair, I think that's the way you spell douche...if you're from Brooklyn.
Touche, Douche...
STEVACIOUS wrote:
Touche, Douche...
You forgot the accent over the e.
No I didn't forget, couldn't figure out how to do it in this mini-editor on a Linux O/S. But its kind of cool without it, visually, plus it rhymes. Whatd'ya know, I'm a poet! Oops, maybe not! :P
This is too funny! Evil definitely makes these forums more entertaining in every way!!!!! I think Simple is just jealous. :P
Jesus, people! Don't you even speak French? One is where you stick a sword in somebody and the other one is where you stick Midsummer's Night's Eve (or was it Hamlet? hmmmm) up your hoo haw!
You callin' me bi?!!? 
I am very jealous. I am still trying to figure out what I got for my 20 years of education.
SIMPLEPLEASURES wrote:
I am very jealous. I am still trying to figure out what I got for my 20 years of education.
Tommy Boy? Is that you???
SHENANIGANIZER wrote:SIMPLEPLEASURES wrote:
I am very jealous. I am still trying to figure out what I got for my 20 years of education.
Tommy Boy? Is that you???
Yeah I was wondering the same thing. Doctorate? Held back a lot? Really bad at math?