And now we witness the birth of the First Article of Faith of Mormon Sharia Law in good ole Utarrh.
Porn Declared a Health Crisis
Porn Declared a Health Crisis
Apparently (according to 15 guys in a high rise building on the corner of State and North Temple) He cares more about what we look at while we masturbate. If you read the article it's really ALL kinds of fucked up. The guy who's leading the charge on this claims porn addiction cost him a marriage and that he got addicted to it at 5 years old. Now I don't know what y'all were doing at 5 but I was WAY more interested in playing with my Lincoln Logs than playing with my other log at that age. Now if he had said 12 then I would be "YUH HUH!" I just hope they have the foresight to ban the Sears and JC Pennys catalogs (lingerie sections) because those were totally gateway drugs for my own porn addiction. 
And since it's Sunday, can we all just say a little prayer...maybe fast too, that the medical marijuana bills pass so that those individuals who suffer from this public health crisis can get some welcome relief from severely chapped body parts and/or carpel tunnel syndrome? 
I'm thinking that the bottom line here is the very real possibility of hand/wrist repetitive use injuries which of course make it difficult to write out those tithing checks. And Jesus always seems to be a tad short on cash...
I just hope they bring back the position of Porn Czar and that they see my considerable skills in this area and consider me as the leading candidate for the job.